Alpha Blondy;933288 wrote: i didn't go to work today. i feel like shit. my life is nothing without work. i need to do something productive to salvage the rest of the day. i'm so disappointed, right now. you have no idea. i need to atone for missing work today so i'm afraid its an early night for Al. i'm out y'all LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL....:cool:

excellent news! this is wonderful news, Sister Aaliyah of Abu Hafsa Mosque (lowers gaze) i've waited patiently to hear from you again, after so many weeks, wondering if you'll ever get in touch with me again. well, that wait is now over and this wonderful news will further consolidated what we've both waited for and for long, too. i lobbied the UAE government to resolve their visa dispute with canada and now, you can visit me at will and we shall finally complete the sacred matrimony of being man and wife. from UAE, i'm only 1hr and 30mins away. tickets are fairly reasonably priced and there are direct flights. once you've purchased your ticket, i shall be waiting for you in Berbera International Airport, Somaliland, with a maxraam from Las Anod. From Berbera, we'll go to my newly furnished house and you'll have access to SOL, provided your laptop is wireless, in the our segregated bedroom as per your request. then we shall send each other PMs until 6 in the morning. Waa Bila Towfiq. Abu Alfa Al Blondee

oba hiloowlow;933616 wrote: nice games tonight, i watched both and i enjoyed it.. who won?

your uncle caqil is under arrest, so send some money now!!!!!! my car's in a ditch in the middle of no-where and i'm not able to move, so send some money now!!!!!!!!!!! your little cousin has fallen from a tree and need emergency Type A bloood, so send some money now and be ready to donate some blood!!!! your other cousin has beaten pregnant woman and its highly likely she's had a miscarriage, so send some money!!!!!! the baby's milk has run out and we need an emergency supply so send some now!!!!! (this little ditty is used when the khat runs out early) F-ing hell, ma istidhi? reer Somaliland are truly sick in the head.....

Safferz;933589 wrote: Read the post above, it says "the parents... are of mixed race themselves." I've seen them on television too, and you can google them (I'd post a pic for you but I'm not at a computer right now). They are the same colour as the darker skinned little girl. irrespective of whether you can dip into a computer or not, can you please tell us how this freaky anomaly occurred? because i find it difficult to believe that it even occurred in the first place. if you also read the post above, you'll see the odds of 'this' occurring are incredibly thin. now, i don't deal in wax la yidhi's and other forms of speculations but your objective input, in reaching a conclusion, would be very much appreciated.

Safferz;933578 wrote: What unfamiliar environment? She is half black and half white, and so are her parents, who have the same colour as her. If anything, it's the white-looking child that is out of place, because she doesn't look like her black parents. where does it say...her parents are mixed race? and more importantly, how do we know this?

haatu, do you remember this? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

arafat, inaadeero, i agree with your views, here.

the black child should be adopted to a black couple or placed within a supportive black foster home/carers, immediately. if the ''mother'' had any common sense, she'll make the right decision. it'll be a farce to raise the black child in an environment so far removed from her. however, if raised in these unfamiliar environments, it'll have devastating consequences for her long term sense of self, identity and sense of belonging.

oba hiloowlow;933503 wrote: guys which game should i watch tonight, Bayern munich vs Juventus or Barcelona vs PSG? go for the bayern vs juve game. its more tactical.

oba hiloowlow;933370 wrote: sure bruvs ok. 400 would be useful. send 400 only via Dahabshiil and i'll invest this into a hagbad scheme for you, so by the time you come here...your money triples. 0% commission. :cool:

Haatu;933481 wrote: i.i.door i.i.door [i-dor] Extremely Disparaging and Offensive. Offensive and inflammatory tribal slur. noun 1. Slang: Extremely Disparaging and Offensive a) commonly used to refer to a member of the i.s.a.a.c.k clan or a descendent of the duriyada b) used in a pejorative manner against a member of the i.s.a.a.c.k clan or a descendent of the duriyada 2. Transliteration chose-for-me 3. Origin the origins of the term is disputed but it first entered mainstream spoken Somali in the 1830s. it was originally used by camel-herders from the south (modern day kilika 5-aad), who were unable to access goods or services meant they were forced to barter (exchange basic goods and services for their livestock) with the more affluent and cosmopolitan coastal people of the North (member of the i.s.a.a.c.k clan or a descendent of the duriyada). hence, the term was borne out of one tribes frustrations and over-reliance for survival on another tribe. the term has become less used in modern times but its historical connotation, all too often, evokes a deep-seated historical rivalry but more particularly a disparaging hatred for members of the i.s.a.a.c.k clan or a descendent of the duriyada by camel-herding long-leggers. ;) LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Haatu;933474 wrote: looooooooooooool Poor Wadani doesn't get this Brit joke :D Wadani, only the Habros are known mate, the rest must be... walle, you're right Hat.... americans, whether bloody sand-dwellers or cadaans have serious issues comprehending jokes....

Carafaat;933344 wrote: Ilahay ha u naxariisto. +1 AUN

check this other plant.....15th DEC to 2nd APRIL 2013. i'm still shocked by its growth.:confused:

check this.....1st JAN to 2nd APRIL 2013. isn't that impressive y'all?.....

^^ after your allegation last month, i've trimmed ''the ugly weeds''. thanks for the compliment, its means a lot.

wyre;933394 wrote: Apologies accepted

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Wadani;933381 wrote: Haatu, not all Is@aqs fall under a Habro. I don't, yet my clan holds the seat of Grand Suldaan for all Is@aq clans. Sidaas ula soco. y'all were born into a civil partnership somaha?

its still raining right now and since 5:55PM. it was so sudden. i was outside working on the garden one minute and the next it was raining cats and dogs.. mashallah.

wyre;933343 wrote: SOL farahey ka baxday, I think SOL Section should be changed like this Kids forum where all kids should write there cantarabaqash things, some people think cantarabaqash is a beautifull word Dreamers forum for those who dream everyday waayeelada isku dhex yaacay forum for JB and his likes and akhyaarta forum like NORF and many others wyre, i see you're still angry even after my apology on the cantarbaqash thread. see below, please. Alpha Blondy;933164 wrote: ^ i've never thought that highly of you, too! Wyre, inaar, akhi, you misunderstood my jokes for pure hate . i don't hate you, walahi. i like you loads, walahi. you're a nice guy but you remind me of myself and what i am in real life, dee. i hate the weakness you display on SOL and its almost like i see myself in you so i attack and bully you viciously...LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. inaar, this is the internet and its 2013 for goodness sakes!. grow some balls for goodness sakes, dee. why are you so shy, miskeen-like and sensitive for? these traits are for weak people. anyways i know those Arabs have rented 17 rooms in your maskax but let me at least be on the waiting list, inaar. don't forget me bro! don't ignore me! don't close the gates of friendship to me, inaar. anyways, i'm sorry and iga raali nooqo sxb. lets start again but learn to take a joke. a few hours of hardcore trolling on this thread allows me to insult and mock people (except Oba) and frees me and more importantly Al from his inner demons and it provides Al via me...... an outlet to release the frustrations of his toxic existence and pathetic excuse of a life. i had an excellent day today but you've ruined Al's and my mood now, because of your sulking. inaar, do you have the painters in maanta? are you a jew? do you think sulking like this is impressing your Arab custodian? he'd be very disappointed, if he knew how easily you give up. inaar, 9 years is a long time to wait for your visa but 2mins is a long time to be angry at me, so please isku xishood and lets be friends, ya akhi? ''aana waxshi'', ''aana kalbuun'', ''aana saqaajanuun'' and all those dirty Arab swear-words, you little doorfar. i'm a doorfar, see, are you happy now? anyways, this is a little shiric (gabay/poem) i copied and pasted from yahoo maktoob. i have NO idea what it means walahi and its probably not even a poem but one of the news headlines. but i'd do that for you, wryeoow, inaar. i'd write you a arabic poem! i'd do that for you, walahi. البحرين والجزائر تستبعدان حلا سياسيا بسوريا

NGONGE;933339 wrote: ^^ Was that a real question warya? I thought it was one of your usual digs. I don't have enough to say to start an entire troll thread, saaxib. how many different types of questions are there? interesting, ma istidhi? there are at least 5, i think off, now; 1. interrogative question - EXPLAIN why you didn't answer my question? 2. inquisitorial question - do you suppose by ignoring my questio, you'll have one over me? 3. explanatory question i don't understand your question, can you please explain your question? 4. informational question - there are many question types, but only some questions require answers, what do you think of this? 5. rhetorical question it was rude of you to ignoring my question, ma istidhi? but what is a real question?