Alpha Blondy

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  1. my land, which i recently purchased, sized and have legal proof of possession is being contested by two people (groups or reero). i bought the land in the beginning of this year. i'm really disappointed to be involved, in what i despise the most, in SL: LAND WARS. i went to visit the land and just came back home after observing the situation with an expert from dowlada hoose, hargeisa. he was a smart useful guy. we surveyed the land, inspected it, but really to get an understanding of the 'dispute' at hand. we also met the watchmen of the land. he was lying through his teeth...sadly this wasn't the same wonderful guy who'd help to purchase the land, size its perimeter and who'd helped to complete the often difficult process of acquiring land in SL. i gave his focker the dirtiest, most despicable look of disdain, imaginable. anyways, i gave him an ultimatum: refund my dosh or i'll contest the dispute through the courts. its fairly simple! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  2. Apophis;932411 wrote: Bunch of nutters. baal lets see the marking schema, hadaba....... 1. is it true? YES =20 marks 2. is it helpful? NO = 0 marks 3. is it inspiring? NO = 0 marks 4. is it necessary? NO = 0 marks 5. is it kind? NO = 0 marks 20/100 GRADE: F F OFF, marka!
  3. nuune;932404 wrote: Alpha , I don't know why you are burning Cuud and Jaawi unless you are habar ay ka dhamaatey oo tumato lool LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@habar ay ka dhamaatey oo tumato, CLASSIC i'm burning the cuud because i've recently converted to the Bobo Shanti sect of the Rastafarianism movement. we practice in secret at the moment but i hope we'll soon be able to practice our faith without fear and intimidation. the SL constitution allows for such provisions, particularly those on religious freedoms but i reckon it'll be difficult to convince the guurti of this faith and what it entails, inaar. laakin, jah will make our passage easy but i also suspect the ''public diplomacy'' seminars will also be useful. jah bless, inaar.
  4. a professor friend of mine once told me: when you stay in country for a week, you can write a book about your observations aka this thread. when you stay in a country for a month, you can write an article about your observations. when you stay in a country for many month i.e 6 to 11 months, you can write a page or at the very least a few paragraphs about your observations. when you've stayed in a country for years, you will find almost nothing to write about your observations because all your preconceptions have been quelled. and it becomes your halqabsi... marka, inaar, xayeysiska naga daa. some of ''us'' live in these ''harsh terrain'', you speak off.
  5. nuune;932401 wrote: Only Alpha the only Blondie could see that picture as X-RATED, what a dirty mind and Mungal you are loool. Nuune, i'm burning some Cuud and it smells nice. anyways, do you know why i've taken the name Alpha Blondy? p.s - the pic wasnt even X-RATED. what you talking about you little MOD jajuus? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  6. oba hiloowlow;932400 wrote: Man if there wasn't Tacsi i would tell them to F off, now im confusingly looking for meel aan ku hooydo caawey man. Life aint easy caadi maha your level of selfishness, walahi. its a bloody funeral for goodness sakes!!!!! Oba, you're not normal. orod oo isaso dil so i can make little troll mashruuc about some empty room. let the people mourn in peace, inaar. wax isku faal oo isku xishood. p.s - samir iyo imaan, inaar.
  7. nuune;932398 wrote: that's disgusting!. its sexist to the white ''i've-made-it-proIVF-diva'' but also racist to the black ''stop-and-search-race-card-playin-nigga''. all in all its quite frankly VILE and against the GOLDEN RULEs to post such perverse content. thanks for editing. :cool:;):o:) LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  8. oba hiloowlow;932395 wrote: Update: I Have been ordered to leave the entire house within 12 hrs. deploy the M00ryaan immediately... NO... that's a bad idea. forget it. is there a mahiga-type figure to mediate between the warrying parties and to ensure a quick and temporary peace settlement is achieved. peace is more important than anything, inaar. PLEASE don't react inaar. FADLAN, don't take revenge, us unuka folks have finally got our act together. for goodness sakes, Oba, isdaji and don't react with violence. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  9. Nicki is hood but in this song and vid, i fell in love with her. there is something allure about her, dee. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  10. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@VISA when has an unuka ever followed procedure anywhere? perhaps, the ones in Sweden are different and more civilised, ma istidhi? take it bro. don't ask for permission, its yours, its ALL yours, somaha? but maybe internal HAG-centric dealings are different maalaha? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  11. Alpha Blondy

    new jokes

    wiil;932355 wrote: Why does the great wall of China comes in the seven wonders of the world? this doesn't make sense, willoow? please clarify your joke. i think it could be potentially good, if explained properly.
  12. oba hiloowlow;932390 wrote: there is a wave of unuka settlers who are occupying my home inaar i have taken refugee in the living room. balaaya typical bloody unuka, they should have made the living room aka the capital their first target. but i suppose other provincial key areas will satisfy their demands, for now. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL you've still got CONTROL of the Capital!!!!!....the key priority now is maintaining your dominance of the living room. don't surrender an inch, inaar. very soon they'll make a run for the living room, maybe around 6:30PM local Swedish time. so be ready to defend the capital, inaar. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  13. oba hiloowlow;932387 wrote: i am an IDP in my own freaking house SMFDH typical reer mudug, ma istidhi? so, inaar, bro, how exactly are you an IDP in your own freaking house, unless, of course, your house is big and spacious? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Oba, i witness some reer SL officials calling some other Somalis IDPs. i died of laughter but there were right, inaar. SL, is after all an independent entity, albeit being, internationally unrecognised. kuu duuc reer SL. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  14. Haatu;932383 wrote: ^^You sound like kevin Stacey in House of Cards But in all seriousness, the longer you delay --------> CHE. i was actually watching SO1EO6 of HoC last night, inaar. a bit slow this drama, ma istidhi? i'd hate to be a Che walahi. balding head and having to fap off to BDSM porn is a deadly combo, dee. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  15. Alpha Blondy;932302 wrote: i'm out y'all. big day tomorrow. lots to do. its not going to do itself, marka i've got to go and work like everyone else to earn my keep. although i'd love nothing better than just to do nothing but that can get a little boring sometimes. so....i have to go now and sleep. ok, bye y'all. suckers! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL p.s - Al's the one who works but i dictate how his dosh is spent. an excellent day, thus far.... 2/2 objectives completed. tomorrow is very important. planning my programme for the week ahead. i've got a very busy week haha.... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  16. what about Berbera? it makes no sense to invest in Mogadishu when Berbera has closer proximity to Dubai. these HAG-centric thugs want everything for themselves, ma istidhi?
  17. Haatu;932374 wrote: Alpha, just when are you going to get married? You're what 26/27? Do you want to be another Che? i couldn't possibly comment on my age nor on my potential marriage date. i'd hate to be a che, really.
  18. Safferz;932347 wrote: ^^ anecdotal evidence does not qualify as data , and fortunately for Somali Canadians, what you "personally believe" has no effect whatsoever on policy. There are numerous reports and studies that show the SYSTEMIC issues in Canada negatively affecting communities like ours, regardless of what you believe. from a quantitative point of view miyaa, research methodology-gaagu?
  19. i'm out y'all. big day tomorrow. lots to do. its not going to do itself, marka i've got to go and work like everyone else to earn my keep. although i'd love nothing better than just to do nothing but that can get a little boring sometimes. so....i have to go now and sleep. ok, bye y'all. suckers! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL p.s - Al's the one who works but i dictate how his dosh is spent.
  20. OdaySomali;932288 wrote: Aaliyyah out of curiousity, explain what is a "good guy"?... lol jawaabtaada ayaan suggi. do you really think a woman can be trusted to explain something like that, inaar?
  21. For the eastern eyes of a life reborn When the western skies of a broken dawn In the first embrace of a haunted smile With the hopeful eyes of an alien child I was taken by the hand from the ocean to the sand From the half-light to the day I have come to find my way I have come to find my way In the burning sheets of a neighbor's pain With the sweat of a night and the summer rain In the cry of birth and the death of fear For the hope of a light and the joy of tears I was taken by the hand from the ocean to the sand From the half-light to the day I have come to find my way I have come to find my way From the tainted screen of a surgeon mind From the tear-stained face of a haunted kind From the shade of death and the flame of life From the [unverified] blade of a surgeon's knife I was taken by the hand from the ocean to the sand From the half-light to the day I have come to find my way I have come to find my way Eastern, eastern eyes, your eyes For these eastern, eastern, eastern, eastern eyes For these eastern, eastern eyes For these eastern eyes Eastern eyes, eastern eyes, eastern eyes Eastern, eastern, eastern eyes Eastern, eastern, eastern eyes Eastern, eastern eyes ---- also from Nitin Sawhney's Human Album
  22. Lately, lately I've seen you in your dream Lost in a clouded mind Held down by all the things that seem so real The world you can't leave behind You've made all of the money you could spens You're begging for something more Behind the prison tou call your home my friends The light in the endless dark Lately, you've followed your fears under the bed And fell for a hundred years Into the arms of a wounded melody The promise that love's still here You held a cynical world like God's bruised fruit Chopped from a sacred tree It's us, the enemy we fought all these years The stories of you and me So we hurry, go faster and faster to find that we've ran our whole life Forgoing the sweetest view There's a buzz like a lightbulb up to our ears Promise that love's still here Retrace the steps in the snow to find your friend 'Cause the child had melt so fast Big dreams, the future you taste on summer's time Having it just won't last Right here, we've all got the answer in our heart If we could just let that go Lifetimes of beautiful sunday church bell girls The junkies upon the floor So we hurry, go faster and faster to find that we've ran our whole life Forgoing the sweetest view We could argue forever and ever, be clear Promise that love's still here If forever and ever and ever we find that we've ran our whole life Forgoing the sacred view There's a buzz like a lightbuld up to our ears Promise that love's still here The promise that love's still here The promise that love's still here The promise that love's still here ----- another classic from Nitin's Human Album
  23. "Another speaker was Mr Enoch Powell who was sacked from the shadow cabinet earlier this year, for his extreme and publicly stated views on immigration." ".. one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the colour of their skin but by the content of their character." I knew you needed a friend. I knew you needed some blue skies. You need some laughter again, Til magic returns to your blue eyes. You're lost in the circle of pain. Where's it all going? Each day is the same, Where are you going? Say hello. Say hello. You're never alone. Something inside of yourself, When darkness approaches, your silence. Freedom's forgotten her name. Nothing makes sense you don't complain. Everything started to fall. Where's it all going? Can't make any sense of it all. Where am I going? Say hello. Say hello. You're never alone. ----------- one of the finest songs ever made.
  24. oba hiloowlow;932243 wrote: inan baa lagugu diray miyaa inaar. Alfa Mabruuk loool@Oba, Al would probably applaud your glad tidings and mabruuks but that's the stuff of fools, fools like Al. did i tell you about the time Al consulted me about marriage? anyways he followed my advise and his plans were ruined and he was heartbroken. p.s - Al never talks about these things because he considers them a secret. as if such secrets exist! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  25. wyre;932252 wrote: allow aan nalagu dirin gabar Al and al's alter ego and Oba hilowlow Wyre, what's this about your former lover, inaar. walahi i was laughing out loud after your comments about being lovers with an French MILF who had a 6yr old son. man, you're nuts.