Haatu;932621 wrote: Alpha LOOOOOOOOOOOOL = Nervous psychotic laughter. have you decided what sports clubs and societies you'll be joining at Leeds Uni, then? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

wyre;932610 wrote: what does LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL stand for alpha ask your arab custodian whose power over a 6-month-Saudi-residence-visa has you licking his dirty boots. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

OdaySomali;932660 wrote: Sxb, I've expressed my disappointment in you before and I will do so again. You supposedly work in and live in Hargeisa. You have the most perfect opportunity to present us with first-hand account of life in the homeland and to post pictures, videos and keep a blog. yet you fail us sxb. Only recently after I complained have you started posting some pictures of the place (Hargeisa), albeit bad-quality and badly taken pictures. So I challenge you. Start a thread and present us with an alternative narrative, with pictures, videos and all. you don't know what you're talking about. cease these attacks immediately, ma fahantahay? i will NOT be dictated to by a fraudster like you! do you understand? i'm the one working in the field with a grass-roots, bottoms-up, development dictated by us and NOT them mantra. what you're doing makes a mockery of our efforts. if you had any common sense, you'd quickly realise this is NOT a competition but rather, inaar....my halqabsi, ee sida uula soco. win through your actions, never through arguments., inaar. p.s - pics, inaar. fadlan so daa.

Carafaat;932656 wrote: Alpha, I suggest ina Oday si deg deg ah, ku casuumtid xaruunti fadhi wanaaga ee aniga macaa aad i geysay. He desperatly needs some lessons. inaar, are we even sure he is, who he says, he is, dee. for all we know he could be a Russian Bride whose skirting around these boards for a potential victim. yaa oog? yaa verification ka bixin kara odayga?

Carafaat;932657 wrote: Come up with facts Oday! the PEOPLE have SPOKEN loudly and clearly, odayoow, inaar. WE demand FACTS......does he honestly think there is an unbroken chain of ''check-points'' between boroma to garowe. this fraudster lacks any common sense than i initially thought..... if he's ignoring the reality on the ground. mise, waa delusional?

Tallaabo;932646 wrote: He is wants to force the failed union down our throats, so your questions are not welcome;) inaar, this thread and Oday's analysis of many of the themes discussed are suspect at worst and plagiarised at best. who wants to ask questions to a man writing these posts from his council estate somewhere within the M25 ring-road that encircles London. there's no pictures either. inaar, this oday is a pathetic voyeur. his views are incredibly condescending and lack personality. Oday, where are you now? fadlan post your GPS coordinates......

Haatu;932639 wrote: You did after all live in Camden so the odds were most definitely stacked against you even worst. tottenham, where survival rates beyond 14 years is comparable to many third-world nations, for lack of a better term. teenage morality rates are still high among ethnic youth and particularly so among Somali Males.....from what i hear these days.

OdaySomali;932623 wrote: Tallaabo, im not going to further detract from the subject of this thread. what a terrible thread this is.....the thread starter doesn't even take question....do you want these questions pre-approved for the purposes of googling and wikipedia-ing these first ever steps across the somali peninsula. a New Yorker Bestseller beckons for Oday, ma istidhi?

Haatu;932618 wrote: I went to one of the worst schools in the area with the worst teachers. Those of us that cared about our education achieved the grades. The lazy good-for-nothing folks didn't even sit the exams. No one has an excuse for being a drop-out when given so many opportunities. inaar, if you think your case was bad....waar, anigu waxan ahaa the rose that grew from concrete. the odds were stacked against Al. it was divine intervention, there's no other way to explain my rise...........

waar, i don't understand this conference call thing. no one has explained the process.

15-year-old rape-survivor sentenced to be whipped 100 times in public in Maldives for “sex outside marriage” The girl's stepfather is accused of raping her for years and murdering the baby she bore. Now the court says she must be flogged for “sex outside marriage”! President Waheed of the Maldives is already feeling global pressure on this, and we can force him to save this girl and change the law to spare other victims this cruel fate. This is how we can end the War on Women – by standing up every time an outrage like this happens. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL........ THIS IS MADNESS!

Carafaat;932523 wrote: Alpha, foox or cuud. cant remember which one, but one of them tends to have an afrodiasc affect on me. LOOOOOOOOOL@inaadeero Arafat, is how you deflowered little Eveline by being intoxicated with either one of these afrodisiac date-rape drugs.

Nin-Yaaban;932541 wrote: AB, what you need sxb. how to join the conference call thingy.

i'm in but don't understand these codes. i want in but i'm in need of assistance.

i'm ready too.

for goodness sakes, its like you can't get a word in edgeways these days at SOL....as pseudo-intellectual type like Al can't keep up the pace with these knowledge-endowed uppity-pseudo-intellectuals. naga daa dee.

Tallaabo;932484 wrote: I occasionally burn cuud as well. I bought it from Camden's crazy hippie market three to four years ago:) Alpha do you like foox. I like it and it gives me spiritual serenity. i'm burning more cuud, now..... you're NOT! marka...iska amuus, dee. your spiritually prowess is poor and lacking. i'm sorry Tal. anyways, you can't burn foox and cuud together at the same time because its a bad omen....which means 14 yrs bad luck, ee sida uula soco. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Apophis;932465 wrote: You idi0t! You should have made an honest women out of that bundle of joy, now she's coming to London; and I won't make the same mistake. the Ethiopians have a mahmah, inaar......''the egg will walk if you wait'' . i will wait for my babes to get her Indefinite leave to remain in the UK....... and then she'll send me the dosh so i can finally buy my return ticket, so i could be accorded the pleasure of inspecting her physical stature for your kinky sticky-induced marks as well as inspecting the general welfare and overall cleanliness of her council house in elephant & castle area of London. i wait for that day.

Showqi;932464 wrote: Alpha do you mean75gram. Because she must have been a millionaire if she had 75 kilos of pure gold she was already a millionaire without having much money, despite overpaying her.... she was millionaire of the heart. lucky, she was. i hope she's safe and thinking of me just as much as i'm thinking of her welfare and how much my house would've been clearer with her at the helm. it was 75 grams, as you've stated. is that how much you paid for your mehr in pre-revolution Egypt, inaar? :cool: p.s - shout out to Saud, if you're reading this, inaar......

Apophis;932463 wrote: Man I wish I had land like that (you probably do too Alpha with these upcoming shenanigans:D), I would just hire one of those water donkey man/women to deliver a few runs a day and turn that place into the Gardens of Babylon. A square of the tropics in the dead desert. You,probably, can afford it, you should do it bro. And present it as a post-mor-esq art exhibit titled: The Carpet, or some similar vague shyt. It'll give you what you most hunger for, attention and possible some chicks, I don't know. inaar, Apo. as you're already aware, BLOCK 9 of Al's garden, has been named after you.... as per my stick and carrot approach to induce... that land was intended for my future house and occasional outer-city get togethers for my various upcoming shenanigans in 2050. anyways, that's NEVER going to happen now, because of some vicious thugs of reer samater descent also claiming the title-deeds. laakin, on more pressing issues, i've created Hargeisa's and probably SL's..... first ever garden club, recently. the ceremony was held at my house and the general public were allowed to get exclusive access to Alpha's garden for the first time, after many months of secrecy, as it was under wraps and developing. the membership is mostly for other gardening enthusiast and we made a club charter. in S5 SS4 of the charter, it decrees..." gardens, shall, only, be accepted, and will be strictly subjected to the aforementioned list of conditions in S1 SS1''. i'll leave you to figure that out.... anyways, the gardening club has its next meeting on 1st of May, after tomorrow's second meeting at my Pad. our membership is mostly composed of fine successful single women from the diaspora...they're sassy, ooze-like-subug, urbane and very much up for grabs, literally as well as metaphorically............. and Ron, who was formally asked to join the club after his ludicrous claims of discrimination. i've recently made a direct move on Saynab, of 4 Lovell Avenue, Hargeisa,.....inaar, you have to see her garden, its as pretty as her eyes..... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL p.s - check the updates for Al's garden thread tomorrow or something. i'll upload the latest developments. cheers. Al.

my LAND....or is that ''disputed land''? .....OMG...i now, know, how both SL and Puntland feel after claiming each others territories. its not a nice feeling, ruunti, walahi. WHERE IS THE JUSTICE? WHERE? I WANT TO KNOW! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

^ wyre, couple of question: 1. have you seen a girl called suad. she was my ex-maid. she tahribbed to saudi via djibouti. she's 5ft 0inch and very petite. she has white skin due to her enedmic use of various bleaching creams. she also speaks with a reer-bari accent but has been known to change her accents, at will. if you've seen this girl, please let me know. there's a couple of dishes here, that could really do with some good cleaning. also her mother, from burco, is looking for that 75kg of pure gold, she stole to finance her tahrib journey to yurubta dheexe. PM me, inaar... 2. are you also on a tahrib journey yourself?. we all know turkey is the next destination after saudi for the mentally tahribbed LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL..

yo! i'm down for this conference call thing. lets roll dee.

Nin-Yaaban;932445 wrote: LoL, so it's family? That's probably what makes it even worse when people you are close to are involved. I'd stay 50% of what's wrong with Somalia now is about land disputes. If you got the documents to prove it's yours, it shouldn't be hard to evict 'em or get 'em out. inaar, these reer-samater aka ku qabso, ku qadi meysidee clan are a sub-clan of sacsac-muse iska duuse! these people are vicious but i swear all of berbera and jesus-moses will converge on these ruffians, at once. who do you think they are, baal? i want my LAND! its mine! for goodness sakes, i have the title-deeds to this land.....

Nin-Yaaban;932442 wrote: Alpha, weligaa miyaadan maqlin 'Ku Qabso, ku Qadi meysidee'? what's even worst is they're reer samatar. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL