Alpha Blondy

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  1. JULY 2013 Hargeisa SL High Court New Toyota Dealership. still being constructed. will post pictures.
  2. Apophis;969521 wrote: Get it through your thick head sxb, I have never been nor do I ever plan to be a teacher. Doing bigger and better things than you can fathom Mr maids hitter. do you know how some of my previous maids pronounced 'shocked'? ''shoog-id'' shopping was - ''shoopiing'' despite being CELTA qualified, it was futile, inaar. perhaps, you could whip them into shape, ma istidhi? assuming you're qualified? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  3. SomaliPhilosopher;969520 wrote: War alpha take me to las geel tomorrow!! You have not treated me, that's all I ask. Is it too much for mr.blondy? look at this malayacni! that way he talks, you'd think he's like tomato paste, desperately struggling to squeeze out the remaining 4% of its content, ma istidhi?... inaar, do i look like a tour guide to you, baal ilaah baan kugu dhaarshe? balse, having said, its our hinterland and i suppose you're safer with Alz at the helm than anyone else, ma garatay? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  4. jimco wanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagsan oo wacan y'all. it's a beautiful friday morning here at the nation's capital.
  5. Apophis;969479 wrote: Waraa Alpha, you must stop being excited like a little girl every Thursday or when some banality, in the scheme of things, happens in your life. Be more stoic. naga daa being a joy-killer. it's jeudi soir, inaar. excitement is few and far in between here. marka layab malaha, ma garatay? i suppose, its similar to being a CELTA accredited English teacher in Saudi Arabia, somaha dee? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  6. Juxa;969465 wrote: Caajislayaal! Why can't you work to pay for your fees? Graduate without debts oo wayoow? maxa igu kalifaaya? anyway, i highly doubt the Student Loans Company know my whereabouts, here in the abyss. the UK is dead to me so i might as well be dead to it, since your exempt from paying it back. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  7. discussing xeer cisseha with my friends. this is PURE MADNESS. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  8. Cambuulo iyo bun;969461 wrote: LOL tell him waaba Mashruuc infact i use to take loans every month in 1.5 years now i have invested that cash in a construction company i reckon my loans amounted to about 0.45% of the GDP of the UK. inaar, i've also invested shrewdly. helped towards the purchasing of Alz's current residential estate and 4 other baloods in the most 'exclusive' areas across Hargeisa, ma garatay? construction company is awesome. my HAG friends were always smart when it came to the loans. the uni loan circuits were their 'bread and butter'. some of them didn't even attend classes but always mashruuc-ised the loans. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  9. Haatu;969448 wrote: Alpha, I'm currently saving up for uni sxb. I might visit in a year or so IA. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@saving up saas miyaa. in my days, we went to uni to make money. balse, the loans are still unpaid and i think i'll save for uni, ma istidhi? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  10. Haatu;969446 wrote: Acuudubillah Oh yeah? Haven't you heard of the rise of the Big Foot sxb? nimankan kililka 5-aad ka yimid ee geeridu dhiibaysaa are high on a destructive political viagra and MUST be indicted by the ICC immediately. waa siday tahay.
  11. Mad_Mullah;969435 wrote: What are Landers going to say though if Xamar comes back to it's original state? They're only card was "Terrorists, civil war, destruction etc." y'all are the ONLY ones in the 'wildness' of the Somali community. let's hope y'all die due thirst, cos we're all eating BIG TIME, ma garatay? balse, haters gonna hate.
  12. Haatu;969428 wrote: Safferz (somewhere in Hawd). Cambuulo (Xamar Cadey). Alpha & SP (Hargeysa). Apophis (somewhere in KSA). Haatu (still stuck in London) lol come out here, inaar. just buy the ticket, i'll take care of the rest. i'll show you around SL walahi. you need a 'Gap year' (bearing in mind that 2 months is approx 1.3 years in the SL Republic), before starting uni. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  13. Al's leave: the key priorities 1. establish Library immediately. the books are ready for pick-up. the private financiers have been a little lazy about approving the funds but the UNESCO and the Deeqbixiyaasha's dawarsi option can be launched effectively. 2. see all family. including those in the Berbera hinterland. 3. fast effectively without disruption. 4. post more ridiculous and 'sexed-up' stories about my less than ordinary life. 5. take a lot more pictures of SL. all over the place, not just HAG. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL changing simcards at 21:00 tonight. automated email reply was already launched at 08:05 this morning. :cool:
  14. jeudi soooooooooooooooooooooir + leave approved - Ramadan = Alpha's greatest dream come true. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL afur wanagsan y'all.
  15. nuune;969374 wrote: I got this info from 20 different places, copied and pasted here, some interesting stuff highlighted. 1 - The largest Children's Hospital in East Africa is being established. 2 - A $150 million USD modernization project of Aden Adde International Airport. 3 - A $100 million USD Urban Renewal project of the city to start in June. 4 - Former Defense ministry is being reconstructed. 5 - The largest Maternal Ward in the city is being reconstructed. 6 - All the roads and pavements in Mogadishu to be resurfaced and regenerated. 7 - An incineration plant to be established. 8 - A Garbage disposal plant is being constructed. 9 - Mogadishu University expansion into a 'Mini-city'. 10 - Town-hall building regenerated. 11 - Plan to clean up the city has been initiated. 12 - An asphalt and cement plant to be constructed. 13 - Rehabilitation of Martini Hospital. 14 - Reconstruction of the House of Women building. 15 - Reconstruction of the Parliament building. 16 - Central Jail building reconstructed. 17 - Bahraini Specialist Hospital under construction. 18 - Professional Healthcare Hospital under construction. 19 - Police Training Center established. 20 - Permanent base established in Jasiira for the new Somali Armed Forces. 21 - Turkish Boarding School established. 22 - The city's historic Central Mosque to be restored. 23 - SomalFruit processing factory to be regenerated. 24 - Coca Cola factory to be refurbished and reopened. 25 - National Theatre to be fully restored. 26 - National Postal building regenerated. 27 - Playgrounds in the six districts of Warta Nabada, Wadajir, Waberi, Dharkenley, Bondhere, and Hodan to be rehabilitated, and will include new streetlights to promote sports and social activities. 28 - 100 schools across the capital to be refurbished and reopened. 29 - The Shabelle University Campus to be restored. 30 - The Mogadishu Polytechnic Institute to be regenerated. 31 - The Somali Airlines HQ and Hangar to be regenerated. 32 - Mogadishu Sea Port improved by Alpha Logistics. 33 - Banadir Stadium under reconstruction. 34 - FSB, a major new commercial bank established. 35 - New Islamic University campus constructed. 36 - Moumin Business Center under construction. 37 - Historic Central Bank has been regenerated. + 1,000,000 walle HAGoow wuu duuley. Allow dhowr wadaniga dhabata.
  16. it's raining and there are loud eedaan's going off. SL waa duul barakaysan, ma istidhi?
  17. ^ caayda, aflagadada iyo been abuuris kaad waadid, maalin maanta ahayn aya adiga iyo iyagaba lagala xisaabtamI doona. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  18. the cad-cad guy closest to the camera on the right, looks like NORF. :D
  19. nuune;969335 wrote: ^^ Just have your Suxuur and stop calling Carafaat names, it is danbi that you call him a man who goes after married men's wives, Carafaat it not getting the stuff you are sayiong because you are hiding it under the banner of "inaadeero Arafat", this label alone has allowed you to continue with your attack against this innocent nomad, isku xishoo inaar wax yaahas iyo siyooyin kaad uu sheegeysid iyo kufsiga soo hadalqaadkiisa ayaaba xaaraan ah, marka hore. secondly, Inaadeero Arafat and i are related. i know inaad ahayn ''qabyaladayste'' balse, unity and belonging to a common ancestry counts for something these days...... siba where we're from, ma garatay? inkastoo isagoo iska yahay Somaliweynti la dhimatay Ahmed Ismail Samatar the digiir is in the fridge and i'll eat it later on. what you having for suxuurta, inaar? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  20. oba hiloowlow;930114 wrote: Yo Niggas anyone wanna get their a$$ whopped in Fifa Online just tell me im ready. lest we forgot our martyred brother, he would've been PROUD that i've finally set up the PS3. R.I.P Obaooow. i've got Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 and PES 12. more were formally requested and are apparently on their way. ^ i was literally a mujahid. i took pleasure in killing those nazis pigs. ^ playing PES with my local friend. he uses these to describe the buttons....... square - ''afar gees'' triangle - ''saddex gees'' circle - ''oda'' X - ''eggs-da'' ^ did i also mention you can use the internet....waaba teknologi casri ah LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  21. Carafaat;969270 wrote: Loooool, waxaan kusoo xasuustay. Mid asxaab nahay, markaan iman waayo balantii, xaaska ayuu yiraahda raali galin sii wee cadheysan tahay. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@asxaab inaadeero Arafat, we know your definition of asxaabnimo leaves much to the imagination.