^ listen you little tribalistic reer weasel-faced doofar, why are you being rude and asking me not to ruin your pathetic thread. you can't say things like that and expect me to ignore it, ma garatay? you've really embarrassed me and i'm shocked at your behaviour towards Al. sidadaraadeed, you must apologies at once or i'll BAN you from this thread, ma fahantahay?

^ i went to Las Khorey once and it's the most beautiful little town in the world. the tuna fish was freely swimming. Berbera. you can't see clearly on the pic but the tuna fish was everywhere and in all sorts of colours.

Mogadishu. yesterday after a xabashi military crash landed. it looks like they're shooting Black Hawk II...;)

^ inaar, how the hell am i ruining your pathetic thread?

Haatu;976238 wrote: Also, what is the plural of warcelin. Thanks. warcelins? warcelinyooyin/warcelinyooyinka?

Haatu;976219 wrote: update avatar dismiss attach post settings abti, you seem to be suffering from a cognitive dissonance of sorts, ma garatay? these words have no relevance to us......so why are you trying to 'force-feed' this BS? kulaha.....avatar? there are many Somali words without an English equivalent....... but in your particular case the reverse can be said. you are english-ising our language for the purposes of trying to appease the vile western imperialist war-mongers. everything isn't contra-distinct to English, you know. Haatu, abti, you've shown yourself to be brainwashed. malaha ayaamahan waad isku yar buuqday. ----- kindly please translate these words from English to Somali y'all. ethical hedonism ethical-hedonist cultural critic political activist social commentator/ social commentary

potentially...........this is very profitable. ^ SL's no.1 tuna brand is currently made in Thailand because......... of the lack of skilled workers, production assemblies and possessing plants. this is not true balse Somaalidu gacmo ajnabi beey wax ku gooyaan, maha? 10,000+ jobs can be created in so many different sectors. there was a fishing factory in Las Qorey. anyone know what happened to it?

this is exactly why i walk almost everywhere. the traffic in Hargeisa is barely noticeable to me. malaha these 'alleged' cars are the ghostly relics of the 1988 genocide. there are only 52k+ cars in the entire country. there's hardly any traffic in the city.

Marksman;976212 wrote: It needs a Somali touch. Something typically Somali and recognizable. Perfect moment for a culture exchange. This seems too progressive for the savage Somali. my only advise on this 'somali touch' is one of these. it doesn't have to contain 'actual' tissues. it's purely for decorative purposes. :cool:

Naxar Nugaaleed;976213 wrote: I'd go out of my way to catch flight on one of those abti, clearly you are fooling yourself into a false sense of expectation.....if you believe this hype. you're a man who claims the entire region of sanaag but who has NEVER set foot on Somali soil. inaar, really? miyaad isku xishood. if i were you, i'd stop lying to myself. but, it's quite obvious, i'm not you and so you can continue in your make-belief reality.

Alpha Blondy;976207 wrote: inaadeero Arafat, anaga ha noo xayeysiin the propaganda of the SFG iyo few photo-shopped pics of this defunct airline. Somalia airline had one of the worst safety records in the history of civil aviation. it'll be a public danger to revive this pathetic airlines. even, if, that were the case, i will NOT be taking their international flights nor any flights into Somalia because we all know it will be FULL of Al Shababist suicide bombers iyo walweyn folks. akhas. naga daaya ciyaarta y'all. :mad: ta kale...... are they going to fund this long-winded mashruuc from begging-bowls of deeqbixiyasha calamiga? also how short will the skirt of Somalia airline's air-hostess be, in keeping up with international standards and best practices are they going to employ some hot cad-cad babes without the burkas and niqabs? i thoughts so.

inaadeero Arafat, anaga ha noo xayeysiin the propaganda of the SFG iyo few photo-shopped pics of this defunct airline. Somalia airline had one of the worst safety records in the history of civil aviation. it'll be a public danger to revive this pathetic airlines. even, if, that were the case, i will NOT be taking their international flights nor any flights into Somalia because we all know it will be FULL of Al Shababist suicide bombers iyo walweyn folks. akhas. naga daaya ciyaarta y'all. :mad:

Abbaas;976077 wrote: War Xaaji xunuf yaa arkay maalmahan? Hope he's having a good time and is still alive dalka Ukraine bu uu tahriibay, ma garatay? raaskiisa wa waada qalooc oo qalooc laga dhortaan jirin, dee.

ce soir, c'est le jeudi soir et je suis très excité parce que ce parti va être incroyable. les choses que jamais arriver à Djibouti sera ce qui se passe, yaakhi. ma garateen yaakhi y'all. :)

this chick i sort of fancy called me today. it was around 12pm. i was little surprised but nonetheless excited by the 'prospect' so i went. we met in the centre of town. we then went to a new bakery joint and ate some 'bakery products' at this new joint owned by sujus of ethnic Somalilander extract. it was excellent but a little pricey. i didn't mind as she paid for it. ileen mashruuc beey igu qadatahay. i ended up chilling until 2:30ish.

Cambuulo, are you going to browse my thread or say something. indhaha naga daa abti. waa kuu sidee? :mad:

Alpha Blondy;976040 wrote: y'all y'all, i'm having a terrible day. please make some dua. i think i'll lose the plot soon walahi. the next hour is crucial. under so much pressure. what am i going to do? my life is basically over. ^ what nonsense. i had an excellent qado. nice succulent hilib, baris iyo caano geel like one of those 'fat cats' and all is well now. ;)

y'all y'all, i'm having a terrible day. please make some dua. i think i'll lose the plot soon walahi. the next hour is crucial. under so much pressure. what am i going to do? my life is basically over.

Libaax-Sankataabte;976002 wrote: The President is copying all kinds of jingles, not the least of which is his use of the word "nomad" as a descriptive term for the Somalis. Aside from previous academia usage, SOL promoted and popularized the term "nomad" for a decade, and I am positive its usage has traveled further off the deep end of SOL battle circles. Or maybe, just maybe, our President is an avid reader of SOL opinion pieces. Awoowga, i'm not sure which is more absurd......Hassan ''L'oreal, because i'm worth it'' Sheikh Mohamud being an avid reader of a little known site frequented by far-left pseudo-politicians or your audacious attempt to trademark an offical Oxford English Dictionary entry. if indeed Maxweynaha Qaran Umada Somaliyeed is an avid reader of this site, then adigoo mudane uu sheeg that my allegations of him being a paedophile was a joke. wayooow? because i'm thinking of packing up and going to the Pearl of Africa. Abti, even Ridwan from Universal TV is now the spokesman of the Prime Ministers Office, ma garatay? half of those walweyn folks currently occupying key Govt positions are from North London and knowing one or two things about Xamari hospitality and generosity, i'm quite sure i'll be welcomed with open arms, nooh. balse, it's not the first time, i've refused key positions of the FGS, having already turned down the opportunity to director the Centre for Strategic Policy (Damul-Jadidist think tank). my friends are very much political animals, you see...... with very little substance in the way of actual work, ma garatay? in other words, they'd rather engage in fadhi-ku-dirir canterbaqash all day, while technocrats and administrators like myself.....do the real work, dee. sidadaraded Hassanoooow, abti iyo Maxweynaha Qaran Umada Somaliyeed lacagta soo shuub....... PM-ka ayaan kaga soo diri wixii fikir iyo cilmiga Iyo caqliga iyo habmaamus aad uu baahantahay.

10 years too late.

i'm convinced Hassan ''I look like a President'' Sheikh Mohamud has a deep dark secret. now, i don't like to work on 'speculative wax-la-yidhis', but we'll soon figure this out. balse, if my opinions are of any value, particularly those based on this seedy video extravagant. it's almost certain, he's a member of an underground paedophile ring. it's written on his face. this ''nomad diplomacy'', which has clearly been plagiarised and is now doubt, predicted on Shirka Borama iyo Shirki Burao is a great insult to real Nomads who've engaged in real Diplomacy. ask Hassan, when he was last in the miyi and i bet he doesn't know. of course, he wouldn't. this shouldn't come as a surprise, as i'm sure y'all will agree.

^ that's his spokesman, abti. check this vid. he speaks. i could swear he speaks with an English accent. ;)

Haatu;975937 wrote: Wallahi that's ibtilo. In the West you're abused with this. At home you're also abused with this ^ i know. somaha? balse the qurbos bring much needed skills, good work ethic and professionalism (less than 10%)......... and there's often an exaggerated sense of world traveller ilbaaxnimo about them, you know the type.....seen that, done that, got the t-shirt but i'm here now and in need of job because i speak English. i can see why these qurbos are despised but on the other hand i can see why they're also appreciated, if that. this paradox needs to be resolved. there's a brain-gain but more seriously there's a brain-drain. the best and brightest of umada Somaliyeed are heading towards the high seas. this is sad. in their place, there's a lot of qurbos returning but they're the rejects that the West spat out (criminals, injected and desperate one-last-heist sort of folks). those left, if not planning to tahrib, are slowly being squeezed out of the job market......because they too, feel if i could go aboard, they'll be able to get the necessary cash and glory often associated with being from qurbaha. sadly, they're 20+ years too late and it never turns out as they imagined. for the qurbos, it turns out different because they're now ''kings of hell'' as opposed to being ''slaves of heaven'' but they see this as temporary. that's what i think. but for the sake of objectivity, please treat my musings as very bias because i'm obviously post-qurbo but not quite local, if you know what i mean. ;)

hi Hat, just chilling ninyahow, ma garatay? i'm trying to court this single mother i met last week. i also bought a new phone today....other than that all is good, abti. how are you doing? iga waraan London?

Naxar Nugaaleed;975933 wrote: You forgot the Ocean lol oh yeah? it's probably polluted with Uranium, anyway.