^^ Give up ku titi .. are out of your mind !! .. never ever, well just make u don't sit at the 1st seat near the door , then tat person should be the 1 offering their .. well are many tricks, acting blind does not work, no-1 will offer it ... just stand right in middle of the carriage .. then pray some1 gets off the next stop , then tat way u are strategically postioned to claim the seat. Metro spotting is another game :

Leave the Lilly to me .. the seasons are changing .. summer is when they ploosum naturally .. i think. so she will low mateneince and look good at the same ( don't blush dear Lillybeth)

Mind the gap please ... Anyone who has to use the Tupe everyday to commute will know that once u experiance it very few things in life will faze you out after it. Today navigating my way through the platform at Kings X there was a blind man with his stick wating for the train .. wat amazed me is how every1 ignored this guy and just pushed their way through to make sure they were in the train ... well since i am the caring type i thaught i should help him out .. then to my suprise as the train approched this dude was da 1st to start pushin and shoving through as if he had 10 eyes, ... tat actually made me smile ... coming soon .. the trick to getting a seat on the tube.

Well Johnny u can now include tat chat-up line as another reason why u still lacking ' minwayn' ... and i thaught Bishaaro was not tat pretty .. maybe i'll spoil the party for u, tough i was condering tat LillyWater till i heard she was a bit too ****** ( deleted for good reason )... best tactic ... narrow down the main potentail ( Bishaaro is not an option ) then annoy her foever .. tehn she will fall for u ( i heard tat from my Sri Lankan grandpa )

Tanak u for ur application Waterlilly .. u will duly be considred againdt the competition ... but i advise u next time is best if u state ur intention to be wifey more vividly... keep checkin ur PM to see if u succesfull. remember we'll contact so don't attempt to contact us.

^^ Jonny is all in the name .. Yahoo and Jhonny hardly seem dangerious or msyrious ... but Castro .. well he is dictador .. they love it when the man is the boss .. so u better take more control

I wonder if the roles were reserved, if Nur was willing to share his wife . ^^ Come on u can a share a candy but how can u possibly share a chewing gum ... am willing gunuea pig in this project .. just two ladies, i will marry them on the samre night, they'l live in identical homes, basicly equal share. spcifications: tall, smart, pretty and have a plenty of energy between the two.

Some1 new is needed ... a fresh face ... not you guys will know any at the moment .. but ideas is what is needed on how best to create to such a figure. past heros ( all of which have their merits ) are not with us today ... looks like my little mission will just still need to be secret ..

Islamist going crazy ... you guys are sometimes a joke ... can't u not how u ****** we sound when complain about everything Jewish. First lets note .. Arsenal are owned by a Jewish family .. very private jewish family .. so wats wring if they show their support to their own people. the joke should be on the Muslims who support Arsenal and things jewish ..basically everything, the report was run by a Jewish paper .. now Isreal gets the maximum publicity it wanted .. because we decide to debeta .. gosh it stinks we time and time again we fall into this trap they lay into us. So what if Arsenal support Isreal tourism .. we support Isreal everyday .. our clothes, our food, beauty products .. basically in london u'll be die of hunger if u don't shop in Jewish supermarket ... i say is time to stop moining and create an alternative

Well the mission will be started , we need idead now , the type of person, level of education, age, ... is already been decided it will be a male .. sorry ladies, but even u know a Hawo Taaco is not quite the asnwer ... we need a true leader, but also rememeber there are plenty side shows .. for every Mandela, there was a Winnie, for every Gandhi there was Mother Theresa ( but she Albian) for every King .. there was Mary Rose (tat was her name i hope, the one who refused to give up the seat ) ... so there are plenty of roles for women in this. this is serious stuff ... now lets hear ur ideas ...

Why is this even an argument of some sorts ... it is simple and clear in the Quraan sex to a person u not married to is forbidden, we all know and accept that. The Quraan and Ahadith has also provided us with ways to live out lifes so such temptations do no cross our minds ... is how you lead your life that will determine what sins you encounter in life ... But please do not try justify any sins .. the west does put pressure on us .. but that gives us more reason to be wearry of our action and who we mix with. 'We live in the West' will not provide you with excises on judgment day .. in fact many a people have become more steadfast in their deen since arriving in the West .. so i ask for once favour .. do not try to justify a sin .. cause thats what the Shaydhaan will make u beleive ...

Have you noticed how Somalia lacks a father figure, a hero or even Poltical heavy weight that will all aspire to. Maybe the time has come to create such a figure, i say create because that is what it needs ... a figure that will get the limelight .. give people hope and unity .. a noble and simple person .. arise the Somali Gandhi or Mandela ... every nation has some1 in their history books where everyone loves them no matter what ... Che Guvera ... Malcolm x and Lurther King for the amerincan civil movements. so i ask the PR brains of the nomads to be used and such person is created for Somalia ... is the only way ... remmember such a person will need to sacrifise a lot .. and yes and tat does inculude being assisaninated ... maybe tats why no somali wants to be killed .. so we do have any volunteers ... we have the means and ideas for it .. get ready for it ... an anti-qabiil platform ... the long walk from Hargeisa to Kismayo ... the sit-in at the checkpoints and refusal to pay the militia .. the ideas are there ... we just need a charismatic person .. must be humble .. live in modesty, simple clothes ... and must never tire of their convictions ..

Leave the youngesters alone .. i think they have every right to marry young ... xaliimoz age is vital trust me ... 20 at your prime .. anything above tat u start losing points ..

I must get myself invited too .. am sure there will a reception thrown in ... yummu .. foooooood .... aaaahhhhhh .... when is it ?

LOOOOOL, clever shiid, like they say nothing beats a good networking skiils in business.

^^^ Gosh the arogance and sheer stupidness of the above two persons. weli maad isla fiicantihiin, just cause there is report reconmedenting Somaliland should reconginzed by the AU. what makes me sad is how Somaliland is seeking to be recogized by the West, AU or UN. the same bodies that have has destroyed the nation of Somalia from within. why not seek recongination from our bothers and sisters ..somali themselves .. if the of Somaliland was based on Islamic system them trust me we would have made strides in whole of Somalia .. become peacon of hope for the res of Somalia ..not the current ways of begging for recongination from those who will knock you down when you no longer serve their purpose

I Like to think i have the brains to look decent .. well theres only so much change ur apperiance ... but in reality no-1 wants a brainy nerd .. u need a good balance .. smart but street wise is what am after ..

What revenge, the Ashes is where it belongs, home at Lords, Freddy and co. will come and sort you lot out in your own backyard .. Then have a lovely class of Pimms to cleberate ... the non-Alcoholic version

I actually voted in the poll .. since it was the only way i could veiw the results .... i'd rather if my women has both ... otherwise i have a very complicated formula to work out exactly on what porportation of both am willing to accept...

Say you were the leader of a team that had to complete a major project, how will you orginse the team .. is natural that you will divide the team so each person concentrates on the area that they are strongest at. Well the same formula applies applies to soceity ... Allah knows best and it is Allah has clearly defined the role of man and that of a women in this world .. ... is just society these days is defeating itself .. as Waterlily has said above socety has has placed an impportance on the tasks that are traditionally male led ... and completly down played the importance of a mother in any family ... the mother is the bearer of child, it educates, cares for, and most of all will love it no matter what .. and that is why in Islam the Mother comes 1st,the Mother 2nd and the Mother 3rd .. so to all my muslims sisters say aamin Allah had made u a women, a mother, a duaghter, a sister, a wife and with it comes with great reponsibilty and much love ... ingnore the the thaughts and thinking of so-called femminist for you are the standarad bearer of thus Ummah. and theres one saying i strongly agree with: 'for great man there is an even greater women behind' wasalaam

Well another glorification of the past which one might say directly contributed to the client situation that exists in the motherland, pictures of a former dictator that was a puppet in the cold war ( and duly ditched when it served its purpose ) hardly fills my heart with pride. This is not an attack on Somali's past history, as past administrations had a bit more zest and grip on its people, The previous models were based on schools of thaught that was generated in some far away land. what we need in model based on our faith and is true the qur'aan and ahadiith. wasalaam

Gosh are you guys still pondering the purpose of this life ... i know it andd so should u know. is just about how best to acheive to that purporse .. but we all know the purpose of life ..

salaams all The nomads here and many others in similar blight have pondered over how to overcome their blight and one day restore peace and unity in their homeland. As muslims we have also asked questions of how to make this ummah stonger and united in the face of this great enemey that is hell-bound on destroying our faith. But one thing i have noticed is what we ever plan to do, whether it is to set up an orgination or fomulate a theory on how to overcome this blight .. the idea is usually one or two steps behind what our enemey has alreaady thaught of and applied. Even the so-called terriosts are behind in their ways .. the Jews adotted it over 50 years ago and suicide bombers are nothing new .. so maybe our way of thinking is tottally wrong .. our approach is way too similar to that of the enemy, then how are we ever gonna defeat them if we simply using theories that they applied 50 or 100 years ... a new thinking is needeed .. our deen is the only solution , look to it and the answer is there . but how do we know how look into it and understand it? i doupt we understand our faith fully let alone use it to deafeat the enemies of allah over to u nomads wasalaam

What show could tat possibly be, the cricet summer actions ( still remember the ashes) or the summer blockbuster of thrillers ... and oh yeah i hear there might some ball action in dutcheland, the brothels are bracing for a booming business trade ...

HAVE you noticed how it is always the Somali women that pack the womens' section in the mosque .. espcially during taraweeh prayer .. my sister even shifts one or two goods during the sunday tafsiir class .. somali women they always classic .. and don't think we men's are any better .. always checking out the girls durning taraaweeh, waiting just outside as it ends ...