Men and Women Compared

[Warrior of Light]

I know some of you would like to skin me alive, but enjoy it as you can nothing is 100% true

 

 

NICKNAMES: If Emma, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle go out for lunch, they will call each other Emma, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle. But if Mike, Phil, Rob and Jack go out for a pint, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Useless.

 

 

EATING OUT: When the bill arrives, Mike, Phil, Rob and Jack will each throw in a $20, even though the bill is only for $22.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

 

 

MONEY: A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he really wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't really want.

 

 

BATHROOMS: A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items, and would be afraid to REALLY know what they are for.

 

 

ARGUMENTS: A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

 

 

FUTURE: A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

 

 

SUCCESS: A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

 

 

MARRIAGE: A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

 

 

DRESSING UP: A woman will dress up to: go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings, funerals.

 

 

NATURAL: Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

 

 

OFFSPRING: Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends and favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is aware some noisy little #$!@%'s are living in the house and eating all the good food.

[RendezVous]

^^^^^Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

 

Do they?we are new to this.....

[Jacpher]

ARGUMENTS: A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

 

FUTURE: A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

 

SUCCESS: A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

 

MARRIAGE: A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

No wonder why they don't understand each other.

[Jacaylbaro]

Originally posted by The Rendezvous:

^^^^^Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

Hehehehehe ,,, Rendezvous , yeah i agree with u ,,,, malaa habeenkii by RATAAN ,, ,, sometimes u can't even look @ them when they got up in da mornin' ,,,,

[OG Moti]

loooooooooool, very true

 

BATHROOMS: A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items, and would be afraid to REALLY know what they are for.

that is really true, i did get scare of some of the things i have seen in a female bath, didn't have a clue what they were for, tried to read the instruction, but got even more confused..

 

nice one

 

peace

[FatB]

^^what were u doing in a female bathroom? :eek:

[rudy-Diiriye]

^^classic!

 

MARRIAGE: A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

 

u can believe this one!! :confused: