OG Moti Posted July 19, 2005 Joke 1 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this joke __________________________ Joke 2 CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this ____________________________ Joke 3 This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, i d i o t dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog. ____________________________ Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A:About 45 pounds!! ______________________________ I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead. ______________________________ What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side! ____________________________________ WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind! _____________________________________ Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high. ___________________________________ Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll? A: We don't know. Never happens. (for the sisters so that they dont say i am bias) _________________________________ Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese. PEace Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FatB Posted July 20, 2005 Joke 3 This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, i d i o t dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog. ^looooooool that did keep me busy for 20 seconds and NO i ain't an I D I O T Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RendezVous Posted July 20, 2005 ^^^they heard every fourth child born is chinese Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dawoco Posted July 20, 2005 lol@moti. You is developing a weird sense of humor. A reading chimp and FBI dog? Cajiib. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OG Moti Posted July 23, 2005 Dawaco dawaco I didnt want you to be the I d i o t and the dog, sorry dear.. loooooooooooooooool peace Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dawoco Posted July 24, 2005 Moti, when i said i wanted to be just like you, you didn't believe me. Now i am glad that i am ALMOST like you, maybe in time i will reach your level Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
