Nephissa Posted April 25, 2005 This is an Conversation between a Kenyan Policeman and an Innocent Citizen who simply happens to be walking home from work late at night. Gijana Untatoga wabi? Jina yago nani? Baba yago nani? Unataga nini? Gan you Broduce your ID? Basi if you gannot broduce your ID Wapi Gitambulisho? If you gannot broduce Gitambulisho Wapi drivers licence If you gannot broduce the three gavament tocuments Twende mbele! (But I am innocent….) Innocent gitu gani? Haguna mutu innozent Genya We gan charge you with anything Unataga gani? Smoking with violence Looging at a female gender with breach of gontract Looging at a government building zuzbiciously With indend to gommit murder Unataga gani? Unaweza gujitetea? Gitu gani hii? Ati fifty bob Hata haiwezi gununua jwing gum Toa besa gijana (…nibakishie bus fare) Ogay, You are a law abiding zitizen Unataga tuguzindikishe? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shyhem Posted April 25, 2005 Bishaaro Innocent gitu gani? Haguna mutu innozent Genya We gan charge you with anything Unataga gani? Smoking with violence Looging at a female gender with breach of gontract Looging at a government building zuzbiciously With indend to gommit murder Unataga gani? That was funny,especially if u pronounced it in African accent. Ati looking at a female gender with breach of contract......lol if i lived there, i think they world have locked me up long time ago. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raula Posted April 29, 2005 Unaweza gujitetea? Gitu gani hii? Ati fifty bob Hata haiwezi gununua jwing gum Toa besa gijana looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool...ati jwing gum-kalenjin waxiid. hehehehehehehehehe...ati fifty bob...loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool. Although I have seen this jk years ago-but its hella funny. ala mabavu weeee. NGAI FAFA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RendezVous Posted June 11, 2005 Looging at a female gender with breach of gontract... Beste alikuwa amecheki dem aje...qa tar..Caadi maba ahan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
