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IF MEN GOT PREGNANT

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IF MEN GOT PREGNANT

 

 

1. Maternity leave would last two years....with full pay.

 

2. There would be a cure for stretch marks.

 

3. Natural childbirth would become obsolete.{lol waxaba laga yaba in uu kuu dhalo motherbourd}.hhhhhh redface.gif

 

4. Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

 

5. All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.lol sob7anllah

 

6. Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.

 

7. Men would be eager to talk about commitment.

 

8. They wouldn't think twins were so cute.

 

9. Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM.{ aha tana riyadiina yay ka mid tahay illeyn hablow"}hhhhhhhhhhh :confused:

 

10. Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.

 

11. Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.

 

12. They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.

 

13. Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees.

 

14. Women would rule the world. {ahaaa illeyn caawa oo dhan sababta 14-aad oo kaliya yaad u cararreysay in ad Qorto,, lol,,, ;););):D

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Cawaale   

thxx bro ,, 4 ,, interstin,,

 

aha,, and about da somali, words, in the pragraphs, ,,, i don't how 2 tel about it,,,, but after oll, it'z easy, oppinoin, of, our topic,,

c u bro,,,,,,

o alf alf shokran, 3al moroooooor

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