Profound Deep thoughts to make you smile..

[rudy-Diiriye]

Profound & Deep thoughts to make you smile..

 

1) My galfriend and I broke up over religious differences. She thought that she was a goddes

and I didn't!

 

2) I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

 

3) I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me!

 

4) Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

 

5) I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

 

6) Dont q's authority, blow them away.

 

7) You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

 

8) Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

 

9) Quoting one is plagiarism; Quoting many is research.

 

10) I'm not a complete ***** , just some parts are missing.

 

11) Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

 

12) NyQuil - The stuffy, sneezy, coughing, why-oh- why-is-the-room spinning medicine.

 

13) The trouble with life is there's no background music.

 

14) God must love ****** people; he made so many.

 

15) The gene pool could use a little chlorine, otherwise xalimos will be sweet.

 

16) It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.

 

17) I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

 

18) Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

 

19) Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

 

20) To err is human, to really foul things up requires a computer.

 

21) Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up

[hukri]

4) Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

7) You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

LOOL!!