Amiira Posted June 21, 2003 21st Century Love Letter MODERN LOVE LETTER Dearest Girl : I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since Tuesday, the 03th of April 2001. With reference to the meeting held between us on the 31st of March 2001 at 1500 hours, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on-the-relationship training and relationship appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us . Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broad-minded enough, to be taken care of, on your expense account. I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer . Thanking you in anticipation. Yours sincerely, [boy] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- MODERN REPLY OF MODERN LOVE LETTER Dear Boy : Please refer to your letter dated today. I am pleased to inform you that I hope to accept your proposal for romance.However, you should be informed that there are certain conditions of acceptance. Promotional prospects are to my satisfaction. However, please enlighten me as to your retirement benefits. Gratuity should be generous. I also need to be assured that there is sufficient security with regards to this commitment. If there is any chance at all of retrenchment or consequent disinterest on your part, then I should receive monetary compensation according to union standards. Due to the nature of my position, I am sure you will agree that an expense account should be arranged for my access in light of the 'VIP'. I shall be entertaining. In addition, housing and transport allowances should be in order and nothing less than a placed luxury condo and a Jag are in order. Please also note that there should be no moonlighting restrictions on myself. If you are still interested in the relationship, please reply on an urgent basis as other prospective lovers have sent indications of interest . Please also note that my sister is happily employed. Yours perhaps, [Girl] So next time when you are deting, this is the new way. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amiira Posted June 21, 2003 How to Identify An ***** (Doqon) ? (1) He spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said, "concentrate". (2) He puts lipstick on the forehead because he wanted to makeup his mind. (3) He gets stabbed in a shoot-out. (4) He sends a fax with a stamp on it. (5) He tries to drown a fish. (6) If you gave them a penny for their intelligence, you'd get change. (7) He trips over a cordless phone. (8) He takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept. (9) At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here", he puts "Sagittarius". (10) He takes 2 hours to watch "60 minutes". (11) He invents a solar powered flashlight. (12) He heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, so he moves. (13) He misses the No. 14 Bus, and takes the 7 twice instead. (14) He takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport left", and he turned around and went home. (15) He got locked in a furniture shop but sleeps on the floor. (16) He spends time reading thru the above 15 points and analyses if he is an ***** !!! Submitted by Stephen from Penang, Malaysia. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nuune Posted June 23, 2003 that is funny wallaahi,maanta warqaddan aa iga qoslisiisay,thanks for sharing,i think i have a lot of modern love letters but it is only between mi and mi lover!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amiira Posted June 24, 2003 I am glad that you enjoy it Nuune, but how about the how to identify ***** (doqon) one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nuune Posted June 25, 2003 but how about the how to identify ***** (doqon) one. LOL,it is easy,just around the corner,do u got what i mean! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
