underdog Posted May 28, 2003 A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die." As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms. While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?" "No!" she shrieked, aghast. So, he dropped her. As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you screw?" he asked. "Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself. He dropped her, too. The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. "I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic. "Slut!" he said, and dropped her. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Valenteenah. Posted May 30, 2003 LoooooooooL!!!!! That's not fair. Doesn't she get anymore chances? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyWalker Posted May 30, 2003 loool, maybe this should be in women's section, lesson to be learn here loool Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iffah Posted June 2, 2003 Loool! maskiin... Tagane...and what lesson would we learn? :rolleyes: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Senora Posted June 2, 2003 im wondering what lesson ur talking about as well Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rudy-Diiriye Posted June 3, 2003 well! 3 strikes...n r out! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MD Posted June 3, 2003 looooooooooool Poor Lady : Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
