shyhem Posted May 18, 2003 I can't help but share this with u guys Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits. The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten." The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed. The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed. The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples." Category: International: Other, Body & Health, Misc: Other Rating: PG By: Douglas D. Badong Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MiZz_LeXuS Posted May 21, 2003 Shyhem, Good one bro! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoVa Posted May 21, 2003 looooooool' shidddd a pineapple'...he sure won't last after the 1st one up in his azz loool Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LANDER Posted May 21, 2003 loool..ha ha...I think I woulda laugh at that too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shyhem Posted May 25, 2003 Mizz lexus thanks for the compliment Nova Pineapple ain't shi-t u wanna mess with especially when its going the wrong way lander I could n't help stop laughing either.Just imagine u're bending there trying to think ways to diminsh the ten berries and you're buddy appear from the forest with ten brand pineapples and u know he is gonna be told to put it in his azz,looOOL shi-t can't get funnier than that Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MD Posted May 25, 2003 LOOOOOOOOOOOOL poor guy pineapples Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iffah Posted May 26, 2003 Loool! This joke always cracks me up! But I have heard it like the Clown...the third one comes with Watermelons..plural. Ouch! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shyhem Posted February 6, 2005 I was searching my profile, and come across this old classic, and thought why not share it again. I'm still laughing hard at the pineapple guy.Plus it's superbowl time and i'm looking forward to agood laugh. I wonder who will be funny,budweiser commercial or Pepsi commercial coz i think it will be btw this two. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krupt33 Posted February 7, 2005 daaammmmmmmmmmnnnnn! just picture of him doin that looks painfull dammnnn!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
J.Lee Posted February 7, 2005 I thought the Cadillac commericial that come toward the end of the SuperBowl was the funniest. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faarax-Brawn Posted February 7, 2005 ^lol MSWORD. what does that have to do with the joke here? You are fetishly weired missy. But, i do have to agree with you, such a smart girl she was stealing the caddilac! she was hot too wasnt she? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
J.Lee Posted February 8, 2005 Fetishly weirded kulahaa, war bal maandhow warka Isii, what exactly do you mean by that? Originally posted by Shyhem: I wonder who will be funny,budweiser commercial or Pepsi commercial coz i think it will be btw this two. That was what prompted me to comment nooh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shyhem Posted February 8, 2005 The cadillac,which cadillac?I didn't see the Cadillac .......oh wait a minute! i hope u guys don't find a cadillac coming out of a tunnel that funny Anyway this superbowl commercials have really disappointed me this year.They were "aight" but nothing that made me laugh.No wonder i can't remember the Cadillac and the lady u guys are talking about. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faarax-Brawn Posted February 9, 2005 Fetishly weirded kulahaa, war bal maandhow warka Isii, what exactly do you mean by that? I would have explained this, had you said , "Weired" instead of Weirded , Since i have no clue what weireded is. However , i still cannot tell you what i mean by fetishly weired, since you are too young. I wonder who will be funny,budweiser commercial or Pepsi commercial coz i think it will be btw this two. That was what prompted me to comment nooh Well, You didnt have to Quote him nooh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites