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shyhem   

I can't help but share this with u guys :D:D

 

 

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by

cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could

live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go

to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So

all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

 

The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten

apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to

shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your

face or you'll be eaten."

 

The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out

in pain, so he was killed.

 

The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the

king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this

should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the

ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

 

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one

asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The

second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy

coming with pineapples."

 

Category: International: Other, Body & Health, Misc: Other

Rating: PG

By: Douglas D. Badong

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NoVa   

looooooool' shidddd a pineapple'...he sure won't last after the 1st one up in his azz loool

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shyhem   

Mizz lexus

thanks for the compliment ;)

 

Nova

Pineapple ain't shi-t u wanna mess with especially when its going the wrong way :D

 

lander

I could n't help stop laughing either.Just imagine u're bending there trying to think ways to diminsh the ten berries and you're buddy appear from the forest with ten brand pineapples and u know he is gonna be told to put it in his azz,looOOL shi-t can't get funnier than that :D

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Iffah   

Loool! This joke always cracks me up! :D

But I have heard it like the Clown...the third one comes with Watermelons..plural. Ouch! :D

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shyhem   

I was searching my profile, and come across this old classic, and thought why not share it again. I'm still laughing hard at the pineapple guy.Plus it's superbowl time and i'm looking forward to agood laugh.

 

I wonder who will be funny,budweiser commercial or Pepsi commercial coz i think it will be btw this two.

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^lol MSWORD. what does that have to do with the joke here?

 

You are fetishly weired missy. :D

 

But, i do have to agree with you, such a smart girl she was stealing the caddilac! she was hot too wasnt she? icon_razz.gif

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J.Lee   

Fetishly weirded kulahaa, war bal maandhow warka Isii, what exactly do you mean by that?

 

Originally posted by Shyhem:

I wonder who will be funny,budweiser commercial or Pepsi commercial coz i think it will be btw this two.

:D That was what prompted me to comment nooh.

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shyhem   

The cadillac,which cadillac?I didn't see the Cadillac .......oh wait a minute! i hope u guys don't find a cadillac coming out of a tunnel that funny :D

 

Anyway this superbowl commercials have really disappointed me this year.They were "aight" but nothing that made me laugh.No wonder i can't remember the Cadillac and the lady u guys are talking about.

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Fetishly weirded kulahaa, war bal maandhow warka Isii, what exactly do you mean by that?

I would have explained this, had you said , "Weired" instead of Weirded ;) , Since i have no clue what weireded is. However , i still cannot tell you what i mean by fetishly weired, since you are too young. :D

 

 

I wonder who will be funny,budweiser commercial or Pepsi commercial coz i think it will be btw this two.

That was what prompted me to comment nooh

 

Well, You didnt have to Quote him nooh. icon_razz.gif

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