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No wonder the baby is underweight

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Subject: Doctors Visit

 

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining

 

room, waiting for the doctor to come in. The

 

doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his

 

weight, found it somewhat below normal, and

 

asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

 

 

> "Breast-fed," she replied.

 

> "Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.

 

> She did.

 

> He pressed, kneaded, rolled, cupped, and

 

pinched both breasts for a while, in a detailed, rigorously thorough examination.

 

> Motioning to her to get dressed, he said,

 

"No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk."!!

 

 

" I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came.

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