Valenteenah. Posted April 9, 2003 Someone fowarded the following joke to me. I almost pissed myself when I read it, so enjoy. ------------------------ On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?" For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then a man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous, tall, built, with reddish-blond hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt ...one button at a time. ...No one moves. ....He removes his shirt. ..Muscles ripple across his chest ...he whispers: "Iron this." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SCORPION_SISTA Posted April 9, 2003 loooooool that's really funny. unfortunately my mind was already racing into more interesting aspects :mad: :mad: oh well.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iffah Posted April 9, 2003 LoooL! Good one Mango. Scorpion..hehe. I'm sure it was Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lovely me Posted April 10, 2003 hhhhhhhhhhhh.looooooooooool ...one button at a time. ...No one moves. ....He removes his shirt. that is every funny sis......you know what they about man... What a man hears: "blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blessed Posted April 10, 2003 lovely you.. true! loooooooooooooooool Mango For a minut, I thought u was getting x-rated on us! The other day were having a sort of debate on why men should do their own iorning with 'me old man'. You know what he said, 'gabdhaaw ugaada, a man will not only marry you for sex' in his 'Somalified English' lol. I guess they really do associate women with chores they'd rather not do. :eek: :mad: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Macalin Posted April 10, 2003 LOL!....I like that ONE! Thas a MAN and a Quater!..lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Valenteenah. Posted April 10, 2003 Mosses, figures u would. Ameenah, I kno... Ask any single guy about what he looks 4ward to in marriage and its all about "having my meals cooked 4 me 4 a change" and "not to worry 'bout the laundary anymore". I wonder, why not just hire a maid? :rolleyes: Scorpion... LoL...u've got a dirty mind my dear. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SCORPION_SISTA Posted April 13, 2003 looool Mango, well since when intimate ideas been considered dirty....What can i say, i am a very passionate woman.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HONEY-D Posted April 14, 2003 THNX for the laugh MANGO. SCORPION that mind of urs needs to slow down ur only allowed at a speed of 40 not 100 mph. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SCORPION_SISTA Posted April 14, 2003 looooool what can i do C_L woman it's just hormonal talk a girl gots to release energy somehow.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lefty Posted April 23, 2003 LOOOOL Some of you girls already got excited. Very funny indeed! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SCORPION_SISTA Posted April 23, 2003 looooooool Lefty..."some" hope u ain't implying anything :eek: :eek: :eek: Just kidding Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lefty Posted April 24, 2003 LOOOOL@Scorpion No...I'm not implying anything. The theme of the story is to turn everyone's attention on one particular thing but as soon as the phrase "Iron this" comes, it's not what everyone were expecting.LOL..isn't it! ------ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayaan8321 Posted April 24, 2003 looooooooooooool....wax kale aan umaleeye kawaran...waa waareey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
