Only in America

[Amiira]

Only found in America

Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance...

 

Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink...

 

Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a diet coke...

 

Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters...

 

Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage...

 

Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place...

 

Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight...

 

Only in America...do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking creatures"...

[nuune]

amiira,first welcome,

 

nice stuff,good for the americans!!

[Haaruun]

Ha ha haa so true 4 real..BTW wlc sis..sharaab ii cab hee(isbarmuuto, yoogo..shaah)

[ajakis]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL..AMIIRA...WALAAHI U MAKE ME LAUGH TO DA LIMIT...KEEP IT COMIN SISTAH..HEHEHEHHEHEHHEHEH

[RayZak]

true that i would say ...am loughint...oooooooooout loooooooooowd..lol..aha...seriously....it's true..

Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters...

[khadar01]

i just recently became a member and i wanna tell you guys keep it coming.i am one of those guys who appreciates humor.i wanna add something to only in america.......

only in america would a president try to avenge for his dad after ten years and say "that's the man who tried to kill my daddy" Bush talking of saddam when asked to justify why he would attack iraq.