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The F word

 

Ten times when using the “F” word may have been acceptable

 

10. “What the @#$% was that?”

Mayor Of Hiroshima,1945

 

9. “Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?”

Custer, 1877

 

8. “Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that.”

Einstein, 1938

 

7. “It does so @#$%ing look like her!”

Picasso,1926

 

6. “How the @#$% did you work that out?”

Pythagoras, 126 BC

 

5. “You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?”

Michelangelo, 1566

 

4. “Where the @#$% are we?”

Amelia Earhart, 1937

 

3. “Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ars!”

Noah, 4314 BC

 

2. “Aw c’mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?”

Bill Clinton, 1999

 

 

AND

 

1. “Geez, I didn’t think they’d get this @%#*^ing mad.”

Osama bin Laden, 2001

 

 

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"Wonders and asks: How the **** did you do that?

 

Word History: The obscenity **** is a very old word, first recorded in English in the 15th century. Age has not dimmed its shock value, even though it is seen in print much more often now than in the past. Its first known occurrence, in a poem entitled "Flen flyys" written sometime before 1500, is in code, illustrating the unacceptability of the word even then. The poem, composed in a mixture of Latin and English, satirizes the Carmelite friars of Cambridge, England, with the title taken from the first words of the poem, "Flen, flyys, and freris," that is, "fleas, flies, and friars." The line that contains **** reads "Non sunt in coeli, quia gxddbov xxkxzt pg ifmk." The Latin words "Non sunt in coeli, quia" mean "they [the friars] are not in heaven, since." The code "gxddbov xxkxzt pg ifmk" is easily broken by simply writing the preceding letter in the alphabet. As we decode, we must

watch for differences in the alphabet and in spelling between then and now. For g write f; for x, v (used for u and v) etc.: fucant wivys of heli.

 

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[This message has been edited by Shaqsii (edited 04-09-2002).]

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Lool sis..that was funny :D

 

"Where the **** is all this water coming from?" Captain of the Titanic

 

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colourful words in the English language today is the word "**** ". It is the one magical word which,

just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, "**** " falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used

as a verb, both transitive (John ****ed Mary) and intransitive Mary was ****ed by John). It can be an action verb (John really gives a **** ), a

passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a **** ), an adverb (Mary is ******* interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific **** ). It

can also be used as an adjective (Mary is ******* beautiful) or an interjection (**** ! I'm late for my date with Mary). It can even be used

as a conjunction (Mary is easy, **** she's also stupid). As you can see,there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "**** ".

 

Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to

describe many situations:

 

1. Fraud "I got ****ed by the car dealer."

2. Resignation "Oh, **** it!"

3. Trouble "I guess I'm ****ed now."

4. Aggression "**** YOU!"

5. Disgust "**** me."

6. Confusion "What the **** .......?"

7. Difficulty "I don't understand this ******* business!"

8. Despair "****ed again..."

9. Pleasure "I ******* couldn't be happier."

10. Displeasure "What the **** is going on here?"

11. Lost "Where the **** are we."

12. Disbelief "UN****INGBELIEVABLE!"

13. Retaliation "Up your ******* ass!"

14. Denial "I didn't ******* do it."

15. Perplexity "I know **** all about it."

16. Apathy "Who really gives a **** , anyhow?"

17. Greetings "How the **** are ya?"

18. Suspicion "Who the **** are you?"

19. Panic "Let's get the **** out of here."

20. Directions "**** off."

21. Disbelief "How the **** did you do that?"

 

It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a ******* asshole."

It can be used to tell time- "It's five ******* thirty."

It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this ******* job?"

It can be maternal- "Mother******."

It can be political- "**** Dan Quayle!"

 

PEACE :D

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Macalin   

The 2 "lady's".

the SOUL and the STHM one..that was hilarious.

wallahi...btw soul..ur list looks like it was compiled by some geek!..notice all the resemblance of historical/scientific connection?

shtmlady-ur list looks like it was compiled by cofee drinking,english language teacher..lol

but they ******ing funny azz hell lol

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