SEX IN THE DARK...

[Abdinuur]

A friend of mine emailed it to me...and she cracked me up wit her jokes...check it out...

 

 

{{{{{{There was this couple that had been married

for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off

the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife

felt this was ridiculous. She figured she

would break him out of this crazy habit.

So one night, while they were in the

middle of a wild, screaming, romantic

session, she turned on the lights.

She looked down ... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated

pleasure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a "real one".

She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bast**d ," she screamed at

him,"how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain

yourself!" The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:

 

"I'll explain the toy... you explain the kids."}}}}}}}}}}}}}

 

 

[This message has been edited by Abdinuur (edited 04-07-2002).]

[Hibo]

damn that stuff was funny for real...... i wonder how she felt at that moment??

 

Keep 'em coming nomads

 

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"Don't let life discourage you;everyone who got where he is had to begin where he was"

[SCORPION_SISTA]

yo abdinur that's really funny bro

lol lol lol lies, secret, and sex always a good combination. lol lol.

[Filsaneey]

LOOL LOOL LOOL.

Yo brother abdinuur that is really funny and it cracked me up oooh god LOL LOL.

keep it coming bro.

 

peace.

 

[Hibo]

Lolo@Abdinur! That was some funny stuff....both busted.....

[Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar]

Salaan...

 

Dhaq!! Dhaq!! Dhaq!! Gis! Gis! Gis! Kud! Kud! Kud! Inaaaa Lilaaaaah, Wa Inaali Raajicuun!!!!!

 

C/nuur, you really cracked me up. Keep cracking, hokey.

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Macsalaama!!

[mrKacKac]

lol..hahahahah...isla wareegtooy waaye yaah...lol, tuug la qabtay talo ma leh..hehe

 

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nin dooli dilay , dad muus u daahaa. lol*

[Hibo]

ahhahah yow dat was hilarious for real...keep them comin' dawg...