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The phone rings at FBI headquarters.

"Hello?"

"Hello, is this FBI?"

"Yes. What do you want?"

"I'm calling to report my neighbor Tom. He is hiding

marijuana in his firewood."

"This will be noted."

 

Next day, the FBI comes over to Tom's house. They

search the shed where the firewood is kept, break

every piece of wood, find no marijuana, swear at Tom

and leave.

 

The phone rings at Tom's house.

"Hey, Tom! Did the FBI come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yeah they did."

"Okay, now it's your turn to call. I need my

garden plowed."

 

 

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"What's your father's occupation?" asked the teacher on

the first day of the new academic year.

 

"He's a magician, Ma'am," said the new boy.

 

"How interesting. What's his favorite trick?"

 

"He saws people in half."

 

"Gosh! Now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?"

 

"One half brother and two half sisters."

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