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Once a girl is quite fantasised about "69".She has a regular boyfriend

they have never done it before.

 

One day she invites her boyfriend to her apartment for romantic dinner.

After heavy dinner, she tells him that she wants to do "69". But the

Boyfriend doesn't have any idea about what is 69. Girlfriend gets upset

but thinks that she can teach him how to do 69. she asks him to lay

down...and she then lays on top of him in reverse direction so as in 69.

The boyfriend is confused but is eager to know about 69. So he does as

the GF tells him to do.

 

They lay down in this position for about 2 min. She is thinking that he

will, by the time, get excited by this. but suddenly the GF has to let

go one Fart...directly on her BF's face.

 

GF quickly apologises and asks him to stay in that position for some

more time. After 1 min she has to let go one another fart....this time

bigger than the previous.

 

The BF quickly throws her away, gets up, starts dressing up and yells at

her.. "If you think I am gonna take 67 more like this, you are MAD"

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Carafaat   

A young couple own and run a Chinese restaurant. One night after a busy day at work, the man snuggles up to his wife in bed and whispers in her ear, "Hey hon, how about a little sixty nine?"

 

The woman sits bolt upright in bed, glares down at her husband, and says, "You want me to fix you chicken and broccoli at THIS time of night?!?"

 

Read more: What does this joke mean? She said, "69? So you like beef and broccoli?"

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