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Woman's Little Instruction Book

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Yeah, we used to talk about women a lot,, now let's give some instructions to a women too,, i'm sure they need it ! ! !

 

* If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, you're aiming too high.

 

* Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

 

* The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: you're sick of him.

 

* Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too.

 

* A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do.

 

* If you want a nice man, go for a bald one -- they try harder.

 

* Go for younger men. You might as well -- they never mature anyway.

 

* A man who can dress himself without looking like Forest Gump is unquestionably gay.

 

* Men are all the same -- they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.

 

* Definition of a man with manners -- he gets out of the bath to pee.

 

* Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually find that he does.

 

* Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men -- a woman.

 

* There are a lot of words you can use to describe men-- strong, caring, loving -- they'd be wrong but you can still use them.

 

* Men are like animals -- messy, insensitive and potentially violent, but they make great pets.

 

* Men's brains are like the prison system -- not enough cells per man.

 

* There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - "don't" and "stop" (unless they're used together).

 

* Husbands are like children -- they're fine if they're someone else's.

 

* If a man appears sexy, caring and smart, give him a day and he will be back to his usual self.

 

* All men are like chickens with their heads cut off when they see beautiful women pass by.

 

* If your man appears happy, excited and keeps looking at you all of a sudden, he is probably checking out the women behind you.

 

* Figuring out men is like trying to make a jigsaw puzzle in a car. Once you think you have it all put together, you find another piece but you don't know where it goes.

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Tuujiye   

Waraa Jaceylka kama helin waxaan aa sameneesid nooh...see camal adi. Dr.RAY RAY aa nagu soo celisee..lol..waraa Ga' naga siiso nooh nacalaa iskaarbahaga kutaalee..lol..

 

wareer badanaa!!!

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Originally posted by Garab Tuujiye:

waraa Ga' naga siiso nooh nacalaa iskaarbahaga kutaalee..lol..

 

wareer badanaa!!!

Haye,,, Cay miyaa la isku bilaabaa . . xaa ku daaray ,,,

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Tuujiye   

Jaceelka foorjo aa bilaabatay nooh....

 

Soo gamo...

geed yahoo garkiisa aad u qabtid "xaaqin" dhamaad ah...lol..

 

soo gamo...

Nuune adi xitaa

qac' iyo shoobaro

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