A True Funny Story, Must Read......

[Quite -Storm]

 

 

 

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son

playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train

stop & her son saying, "All of you bstards who want off, get the hell

off now, 'cause this is the last stop! And all of you bstards who are

getting on, get your ass in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

 

The horrified mother went in & told her son, "We don't use that kind of

language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room & stay there

for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I

want you to use nice language."

 

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom & resumed playing with

his train. Soon the train stopped & the mother heard her son say, "All

passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all

of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today &

hope your trip was a pleasant one."

 

She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we

ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember,

there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and

relaxing journey with us today."

 

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who

are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat biitch in the

kitchen."

[DareDevil]

how do U no its tru?

[Kool_Kat]

lol...But shouldn't this be in the Jokes forum...hmmm...

[silent-sistah]

HAYE INAABTI ,

 

let me know when u come back from ur vocation...and thanx for the story....dont know bout those above me....but it made me laugh!

[Reality Check]

lol

[Raxmah]

LOL, nice one quite storm.

[nomadrebell]

nice one mr storm!!!but de question is, is it reall fiction or?/

[MD]

lol poor mother