SomeAlien Posted April 23, 2004 ya mama got a glass eye with the fish in it.© pharcyde Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
N.O.R.F Posted April 23, 2004 Your Mama so fat when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SomeAlien Posted April 23, 2004 ya mom is sooooo FAT!!! *how fat is she?* ya momma is so big and fat that she can get busy with 22 buritos but times are rough. ive seen her in the back of taco bell with hand cuffs. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
7_steps_2_Heaven Posted April 23, 2004 yo mama is sooo fat when she puts yellow jacket people on the streets will shout HEY TAXIII Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stpaulchick Posted April 24, 2004 -Yo mama is so fat, that she can't even jump to a conclusion. -Yo mama's so ugly, she went to a haunted house and came out with an application. -Yo mama's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reality Check Posted April 24, 2004 I'm surprised the admins aren't all over this. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SomeAlien Posted April 24, 2004 the sad fact. ya mama smokes crack! shes got a burning yearning and there's no turning back! her knuckles drag down to the ground when she walks. SPIT comes out that beasts mouth when she talks. btw, all my replies are from a song called YA MAMA! by pharcyde. i wish you guys knew it, but keep telling me the jokes, and i will write down the lyrics bit by bit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
7_steps_2_Heaven Posted April 25, 2004 yo mama is so ugly I took her to ugly contest, the judge said "sorry, no profisionals" yo mama is so ugly I took her to the Zoo, the security said, "thnx for bringing her back" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mombasa_QUEEN Posted April 25, 2004 lol Yo Mama's Halloween: Yo Mama's so ugly, she had to trick-or-treat over the phone. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Caano Geel Posted April 27, 2004 lol -- alien, love the song -- Yo' mama so fat, she fell in love and broke it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SomeAlien Posted April 27, 2004 naked on a mountain top, tootin on a flizoot ridin on a horse drinkin whiskey out a bizoot shes got a teeth and the wings of an african bat her middle is mudbone and on top of all that ya mama got a glass eye with the fish in it(3x) ya mama, ya mama, ya mama ya mama look like shes been in the dryer with some rocks with the big bust nose, sucking dirt out of socks held up the ice cream truck with a sling shot she grabbed a bag of cheese corn and a soda pop ya mama root n toot and stole my loot and my suit she may have the muscles, but no shes not cute shes not pretty, oh waht a pity, got the glass titty filled up with kool-aid, just for the kiddies On a cliff butt naked, tootin on a flute riding on a horse drinking whiskey out a boot shes got the teeth and the wings of an african bat her middle name is MUD-BONE, and on top of all that *whispers* ya mama got's a wooden leg with real feet Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Caano Geel Posted April 27, 2004 yo moma, yo moma, yo moma Yo' mama so fat, she falls out of bed on both sides! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mombasa_QUEEN Posted April 27, 2004 looooooooooooooool cano youo better let your'e mama get some excerice kidding Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
