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Tell me about somali weddings

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Originally posted by Viking:

-the couple arrives four hours late

 

-food is served at about 2am

 

-people are dressed extremely smart but everyone looks uneasy (including the bride & groom - they look like they are attending their own funeral)

 

-for some strange reason, the cake never reaches the guys at the back

 

-honeymoons are quite rare because the bride demands a massive wedding where obsene amounts are spent on the occassion

 

What happens after the wedding you ask... well, they have about 3 and a half offsprings; the man is eventually imbibed in an internet and/or qaad addiction. The woman gains 20 kgs, hoards gold and is always involved in ayuuto/hagbad with her fellow females and they live happily ever after...

:D:D:D

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