SomeAlien Posted August 12, 2003 ill start. oh, no! i was wrong, it was earth all along. <---from planet of the apes musical milhouse gets an earing and everyone on the bus thinks its cool. bart: im even cooler, can anybody do this? *does bart dance* nelson: that is soooooo 1990. homer's brain: dont say revenge! dontsay revengge! homer: Revenge!? bart: i wanna be reincarnated into a butterfly. lisa: why? bart: cause nobody ever suspects the butterfly. muhahahah! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SomeAlien Posted August 13, 2003 yaa used me skinner, ya UUUUUUSED ME!<---grounds keeper willie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wind talker Posted August 13, 2003 lol Try this: There's an audition for a movie about Monty Burns - Homer's billionare boss. So characters like the Spanish guy, Moe and even the bus driver. The word they're auditioning for is the best Burns impression as he says, "Excellent." So, they all go. The bus driver jus giggles and is like WTF is this? The Spanish guy goes: "Excellente." lol Anyways, Homer tries. He says, "Exactly!..Du-oh!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iffah Posted August 13, 2003 Bart calls Moe's tavern: Bart: Hello, is Al there? Moe: Al? Bart: Yeah, Al. Last name Koholic Moe: Phone call for Al. Al Koholic? Is here an Al Koholic here? Homer: "'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?" Homer: "Ha ha! Look at this country! ? R U Gay!? Ha ha!" (looking at Uruguay on the globe) Homer: "I am so smart, I am so smart, s-m-r-t....I mean s-m-A-r-t." Homer: Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail. Hello, I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounter is true and by true, I mean false. Its all lies. But they're entertaining lies, and in the end isn't that the real truth? The answer is no. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Section6er Posted August 14, 2003 Homer: "Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done." Homer: "It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day." Mindy(Homer's crush, inside an elevator): "Well, it looks like we'll be getting off together, uh, I mean, going down together,uh, I mean- " Homer: "That's okay, I'll just press the button for the stimulator - I mean elevator!" Marge: Lisa, Bart, what did you two learn in Sunday School today? Lisa: The answers to deep theological questions. Bart: Yeah, among other things, apes can't get into heaven. Homer: What? Those cute little monkeys? That's terrible. Who told you that? Bart: Our teacher. Homer: I can understand how they wouldn't let in those wild jungle apes, but what about those really smart ones who live among us? Who roller-skate and smoke cigars? Bart: I am through with working. Working is for chumps. Homer: Son, I'm proud of you. I was twice your age before I figured that out. The best show ever.....awwww memories Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
- diamond princess - Posted August 14, 2003 These lines are jokes LOL. Keep it going. I have a bad memory when it comes to writing down things. .:peace n luv:. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SomeAlien Posted August 14, 2003 homer: i hope you can hear me up there... HELP ME SUPERMAN!!!! homer at the bank -Hellllllo, my name is mr. burns, and I would like to get some money" - ok mr, bruns , what is your first name - I dont knoooow (batman theme) dananana-dananana BATMAN...i mean LEADER!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SomeAlien Posted August 30, 2003 homer- SAXAMA-PHONE! SAXAMA-PHONE! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SomeAlien Posted August 30, 2003 Homer: "And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?" Homer: "Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try" Homer: "Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love." Homer: "Ha ha! Look at this country! ? R U Gay!? Ha ha!" (looking at Uruguay on the globe) Homer: "Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?" kay thats all for tonight. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conscious Manipulation Posted August 30, 2003 Here's my favorite one: "Me fail English? That's unpossible!" Ralph Wiggum Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SomeAlien Posted August 30, 2003 yeah, ralph is underrated. him, and grounds keeper willie. GKW: There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman" Skinner: "Willie. Go into the vent and get him." Willie: "What!? Have ye gone waxy in your beester? I canna fit in the wee vent, Ye Croquet-Playin' Mint-Muncher!" Skinner: "Grease yourself up and go in you.. guff speaking work slacker." Willie: "Ooh. Good comeback." Skinner: "Would the world judge me harshly if I threw away the key?" Willie: "No. But the PTA would tear you a new **** ." Skinner: "Wise councel, William. But the potty talk adds nothing. " Willie: "Aye sir, you bath-taking, underpants-wearing, lily-hugger." ralph:Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers! Ralph: "Daddy, I'm scared. Too scared to even wet my pants." Chief Wiggum: "Just relax and it'll come, son." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Intel Posted September 23, 2003 like this one / Homer: If we want to see Japanese people, we could have gone to the zoo. Marge: Homer! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
koonfur Posted September 30, 2003 Check this out. Bart: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do? Teacher: no, of course not. Bart: good, because i didn't do my homework. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
- diamond princess - Posted September 30, 2003 Bart: Can I get my allowance today, I've been good all day like you asked me too. Marge: It's Seven in the morning. Bart: Awwh! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ariadne Posted September 30, 2003 Homer: When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! Marge: You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head. Bart: Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun. Homer: When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something. Moe: They think they're so high and mighty, just because they never got caught driving without pants. Homer: Oh, so they have internet on computers now! Ralph Wiggum: That's where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things! Cheif Wiggum: Can't you people take the law into your own hands? I mean, we can't be policing the entire city! Mr. Burns: So, Smithers, what are you doing this weekend. Something gay, I expect? Smithers: What?!! Mr. Burns: You know, light and fancy free! Mothers, lock up your daughters! Smithers is on the town! Smithers: Oh! Of course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
