STOIC Posted July 2, 2006 It’s been a year since I started this thread. Gee I am getting old. Check this guy out. This dude refused to pay attention to his house blazing in a fire because of a Soccer game. We sure do have some weirdoes around the world. I can understand if he was playing the “Sport†with his wifey, but just a soccer game, Naah….dude is crazy! Crazy dude Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
STOIC Posted July 3, 2006 The Dead Kennedy's 1.Mutakallam 2.Ngonge 3.Castro 4.Tolstoy We invite you to sign the condolence book and share with us your thoughts and prayers on the legacy of the esteemed family.Your message will be posted on the front office of the website.The judgement of their lives will be left to the discretion of your integrity and sound judgement.The universal law of brotherhood requires us to keep a sound record of their short period of time in this virtual world.Hymns and tribute will continue for a week. Your's Management of the "funny news thread" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
checkmate Posted July 3, 2006 A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him! Management Lesson: 1) Not everyone who drops sh_t on you is your enemy. 2) Not everyone who gets you out of sh_t is your friend. 3) And when you're in deep sh_t, keep your mouth shut! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
checkmate Posted July 3, 2006 Sardar. Sardar had twins; he named them Tin Martin. Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater. again twins & named Max & Climax. Again d same. disgusted Sardar named them TIRED & RETIRED! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
STOIC Posted July 4, 2006 How To Identify Where A Driver Is From One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO One hand on wheel, one finger out window: NEW YORK NEW JERSEY One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: NEW JERSEY One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: BOSTON One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, bricks on accelerator, gun in lap: LOS ANGELES Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: OHIO, but driving in BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: ITALY One hand on 12 oz. Double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: SEATTLE One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald's bag out the window: TEXAS Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: ALABAMA Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: FLORIDA NB The above post is not my work. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
