^^I smell a Plagarized[Paraphrased] Ashkay Patel Joke. HeHe who cares, as long as ppl find it funny is ok!

Thanks Muraaad & Nuune!

Waryaaya innanta daaya dee, Leave here alone! She is a Somaliweyn journalist based in Sweden. She is nice & prety girl! and very very socail!! When I get bored at work, I used to go to Somaliweyn Barnaamijka Nasashada with Shukri! Listen Nasashada Barnaamijka NASASHADA & SHUKRI Visit nasashada Bogga Nasashada Shukri Allamagan

Salaam all, Waxaan arkaa rag utafaxaydan amaanidda maamul kuna taageerayaan calashaan sababo qabiil. Waa run waa lawada ogyahay Puntland & Somaliland-ba labaduba waxay salka ku hayaan hal qabiil. Mid way ku amaanan yihiino ka shaqeynta xagga nabada low and order, waxbarashada meelahaasi oo dhan way ku amaanan yiihiin marka loo fiirsho gobolada kale ee illaa iyo hadda aafaadku ka taagan yahay. Markaan ka soo gudubno intaas kore ayaa haddana labaddan maamuli annagoo eegaynin waxaay salka ku hayaan ee qabiil ku salaysan, ayaan haddii la is barbardhigo labadooda waxaa darran Somaliland, oo waxay leeyihiin annagu waa go'aaynaa, hadde ha go'aane hal qabiil dawlad ma noqon karaan weeye su'aashu? Puntland way ku amaanan tahay in afkeeda waligeed laga maqal waanu go'aaynaa. Halka Somaliland illaa iyo al aanka 15 sano ka dib ay weli u suxul duuban yihiin in la aqoonsado. Waxaa cajaa,ib Raaqiya maalin dhow la wareystay dhahaysay reer somaliland soomalida kale waxba lama wadaagaan haddii aay dhaqan, dad ahaan, af ahaan iyo dhaqan ahaab noqon lahayd, WAA YAABAYE goorma sidaa lookala fogaaday. Marka dadoow runta Eebaa kugu jecele in Somaliland taa ku qaldan tahay taa ha la ogaado. Allamagan

nice one! Waxaracade is nourth of Karan! near ex-control!!

Looool Muraad,!! Do you have more jacbur in that writen format? This man is legend! dunno if he dead or not, but what a great abwaan!! Qaasatan mahaysa miduu ka shekenayo oo uu leeyahay wan aqaana shukansi gabar miyi iyo mid magaalo ....xanjadad u gadi agtaadey kasoo raamsata sidii hashaadiye! --00--00--00-- Warwareegayeey xaafadaha waan ka baqayaaye!!

A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place: Man: What's the problem officer? Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone. Man: No sir, I was going 65. Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80. (Man gives his wife a dirty look.) Cop: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light. Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light! Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks. (Man gives his wife a dirty look.) Cop: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt. Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car. Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt. Man: Shut your mouth, woman! Cop: Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way? Wife: No, only when he's drunk.

I dont see it as a joke either! This man expressing his views, as same as the other europeans express their hatred towards muslims and Islam. Just tit for tat business! Allamagan

Castro, waa sidee adeer? dhalo ayaad iska jabsataye! Frist, great site, and am greatful, secondly, what I meant by "explaination" was to know what had happened yesterday, not as an absolut demand. As a client, you should at least lets know why we were not able to log in yesterday. Nothing more than that! allamagan

Based on the information I read the whole deal is illegely traded and There is great concern and unanswered questions about the deal. The whole thing needs to be reviewed. The deal has to be signed by the central goverment. Any companies putting in money onto this, doing a gambling! Allamagan

I think Farhio's attention was not kinda show off attitude, we normally know, but rather she hosnestly speaking to Fartun about what she does now and about the future as well, which were the questions Miss Fartun initiated by asking her, however, on the other hand for me Fartun looks a bit jealousy maybe not am not sure! hard to determine in this short conversation! Allamagan

It was down 24 hrs! expecting explaination from the admins about what happened! Allamagan

Rockstar Xu, you are right, that was shock to the community. These are just the tip of the iceberg! Allamagan

She is a nut!

hahaha Loool MAcruuf!!! Hadaad u xiistay tooreey, malah saxibul tooreey aad ahan jirtay.

Well, most of qaxotis whether be somalis, africans, arabs, or any other qaxotis, as soon as they become danish citizens, and get the passport in hand, they flee to anywhere better than Denmark. But most somalis end up in UK. Most of well-educated people choose to leave the country for better jobs and respect in overseas. But to those unlucky guys like Yonis and many others (the guy in the somtv clip) have to spend the years to come a life full of uncertainties. As the consequence of system negligence and soaring racism, unfortunately the number of somalis in psychiatric hospitals increased drastically recent years. One year ago Yonis was a bit optimistic about his future, today it is sad and hard for me to believe that he completely broke down and is in psychiatric hospital. Allah macahu! Allamagan

Denmark: most racist country in Europe According to large number of muslims communities in Denmark, for sure Denmark is now the most racist country in Europe. And for me it is without comparison, the worst ever racist country in this new age after Nazi Hiter. As a muslim living in Denmark, racism is part of your everyday life, whether it be institutional or social racism. I am 100% sure that any person been in Denmark, or made stopover in Copenhagen with no doubt would have noticed this, let alone spending one night in Copenhagen. It is the only western country, that its state discriminates its muslim minority communities openly without a shame. It is also the country that a garbage man (dustman) and a cleaning woman got their way to the top of the danish politics. The biggest party in Denmark is Danish People Party which 100% similar to that of Hitler's Party some years ago or to that of BNP (British National Party). They are the ruling party in coalition with another similar right-wing party. This kind of party would have been banned for life in UK. Most of danish people are really not bad people, but they are biased and ignorant about other cultures and they hardly go abroad to see & meet other cultures. So their overall perception about muslims and Islam is only based to that whatever they read from these newspapers and tabloids (media) which are controlled by Zionists and islamophobics. It was not long ago when the queen of Denmark said, We are being challenged by Islam these years - globally as well as locally. It is a challenge we have to take seriously. We have let this issue float about for too long because we are tolerant and lazy Queen Margrethe II of Denmark. She used to be well respected and beloved by everybody, a queen for all the danes and the qaxotis, then whatever happened, it was shock to all muslim communities in Denmark, that their queen now behaving like a desperate right-wing politician! I cant still understand what made her to come out with such comments like the one above! read more about the queen comments here... I think, most of muslim ummah know about the recent event about a danish newspaper, which has published cartoon series they were claiming to be our prophet. United to the defamation of Islam. Read more here..... and if you want see the cartoons click here..... Thanks to SomaliTalk.com, they are the only somali website follows and covers this ongoing waves of racism agaisnt minorities in Danmark. Denmark for danes! reads the message. I have recently watched a small somali documentry produced by SOMTV about the life of the some somali refugees in Denmark. It shows the plight of Somali in Danish refugee camps. What I witnessed there was an agonized cry of my fellow somalis which I am in no way can help them! If you want that clip, it is still available and can be watched @ SOMTV's website.... In conclusion, for me, the verdict is that Denmark, with its state sponsored racism, the infamous queen and the ignorant people is placed at the top of the racism pop chart. Other related articles in both english and somali: http://www.somalitalk.com/xoday/xoday15.html http://www.somalitalk.com/islam/joornaal.html http://www.somalitalk.com/ibraahim/d2.html http://www.somalitalk.com/ibraahim/d1.html http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2005/11/04/wcartoon04.xml http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/4196497.stm Nabad & Caano Allamagan

Sujui, dont bite the hand that feds you. if you see yourself well educated guys, then you got there on our expence. What were you before 1990s in the kenyan societies? C'mon nacasnimo yeesan idin qaadin ee shib iska dhaha. Allamagan

Psychotic desprados with no political aims!

hahaha, veru funy! Go monkeys!! Go monkeys!! I support these rough monkey soldiers. Somalis better off with monkeys than warlords. Allamagan

This organisation should be dismantled. They have no c'mon objectives and common ground. Most of these googoradlayaal are CIA agents and only there to serve their masters. A meeting with no agenda. Window dressing! Tho Malaysia, Iran are the only exceptions here. Allamagan

Hambalyo reer Gedo. Wa marka keliya ay wax qura kulligood isku raaceen. Good start! Allamagan

Jazakallah.

Some people here not happy with her, because she is letting her tribe state down that is the only reason they objecting her. It is reminds like when Danish national football team is been beaten, the ordinary danes say "hmm!they lost", using the term "they", but when they win , they say "We won" this is exactly the same. This lady freely expresing her views based on her judgement, research and the reality on the ground on todays Somaliland. Everyone knows that somaliland neglected their own citizens by wasting the little money they revcied on advertising themselves and sleeping on big 5 stars hotels arond the globe where their own peole suffering, no homes were buit, unimployment is up!! Wake up guys, Allamagan

Folks, I am not from Hiiraan, but I do have great respect for this great region and its people. The home of famous Somali "Sleeping Beauty", BEERLULA! So, well done, May Allah Helps them with this great project. Allamagan