Waar habar baa iska haw-haw lahayd dee ,,,

Husband - hey dear, I am logged in. Wife - would you like to have some snacks? Husband - hard disk full. Wife - have you brought the saree. Husband - Bad command or file name. Wife - but I told you about it in morning Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel. Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary. Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time. Wife - at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping. Husband - sharing violation, access denied. Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you. Husband - data type mismatch. Wife - you are useless. Husband - by default. Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning? Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot. Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist? Husband - the only user with write permission. Wife - what is my value in your life? Husband - unknown virus detected. Wife - do you love me or your computer? Husband - Too many parameters. Wife - I will go to my dad's house. Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close. Wife - I will leave you forever. Husband - close all programs and log out for another User. Wife - it is worthless talking to you. Husband - shut down the computer. Wife - I am going Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer

Indeed ,,,,

I'm never a fan of those fiction stuff .........

Wasiirka wasaarada Arrimaha Gudaha Somaliland, wuxuu sheegay in maalinta barriya ay dhagax dhigi doonaan dhismaha xarun weyn oo loo dhisayo Cuqaasha Gobolkaasi

Wasiirka wasaarada Arrimaha Gudaha Somaliland Md. Cabdilaahi Ismaaciil Cali (Cirro) ayaa shalay Magaalada Laascaanood ee Gobolka Sool Aqoon Isweydaarsi la xidhiidha adkaynta nabad gelyada iyo xalinta khilaafaadka uga furay cuqaasha Gobolkaasi. Md. Cabdilaahi Ismaaciil Cali (Cirro), oo ka hadlay furitaankii kulankaasi ayaa ka waramay doorka cuqaasha iyo nabadoonaddu ay ku leeyihiin ammaanka iyo nabadgelyada iyo sida loogu baahan yahay inay bulshada ku hoggaamiyaan nabadgelyo. Wasiirka wasaarada Arrimaha Gudaha Somaliland, wuxuu sheegay in maalinta barriya ay dhagax dhigi doonaan dhismaha xarun weyn oo loo dhisayo Cuqaasha Gobolkaasi, waxaanu yidhi “Guri ay Cuqaashu leedahay ayaanu bari dhagax dhigi doonaa si aad ugu kulantaan oo aad ku shirtaan, nasiib wanaag waxaad noqonaysaan gobolkii labaad ee loo dhiso xarun ay ku shiraan Gobolkii horena wuxuu ahaa Tog-dheer.” Wasiirku wuxuu sheegay in xarunta cuqaasha loo dhisayo ay fulinayso haayada Horn Peace waxaana maal gelinaysa Haayada DRC. Sidoo kale Siminaarka loo furay cuqaasha Gobolka Sool wuxuu qaadan doonaa muddo laba cisho ah oo lagu darsi doono habka xalinta khilaafaadka.

Xoghayaha Arrimaha Dibadda ee Xisbiga KUMIYE, Dr. Maxamed Cabdillaahi Cumar, ayaa isagoo ku hadlaya magaciisa, ka xisbiga iyo ka qoykiisaba wuxuu tacsi u dirayaa Mujaahid Axmed Cumar Faarax “Jaray” oo inankiisii Cabdiraxiim Axmed Cumar uu shalay shil gaadhi ku geeriyooday isagoo jooga Abudabay. Wuxuu Xoghayuhu isagoo ka tiiraanyaysan ilaahay uga baryayaa inuu marxuunka jannadii ka waraabiyo, dhamman eheladii uu ifka kaga tagayna samir iyo iimaan ka siiyo.

It is sad but same in everywhere ,,, Somalis are not different from the other races that face the same social problems. Allah nolol taas ka fiican ha ugu beddelo ,,,, aamiin

exactly my thoughts. This is just the same story they changed from Pakistani to Somali.

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Passengers on bus number 24 in North London panicked when the driver pulled over without warning and started praying DUBAI (Al Arabiya) - The London Transport Department and the Muslim community apologized on behalf of a Somali driver who scared passengers when he pulled over and prayed on board of the bus, according to press reports. Passengers on bus number 24 in North London panicked when the driver of Somali origins pulled over without warning and started praying. Taking off his shoes and jacket then chanting in Arabic made the commuters on board think he was preparing for a terrorist attack, the Daily Mail reported Monday. During his five-minute prayer, the passengers were locked inside the bus thinking it will blow up at any minute. A complaint was filed with Transport for London (TfL). ” As diverse employers, TfL and the bus operators provide suitable prayer and quiet rooms at garages and other key locations for staff who wish to practice their faith “ TfL spokesman Transport for London apologized for the delay and stated that the bus company, London General, warned the driver not to repeat this behavior. TfL expressed its respect for other religions, yet stressed that drivers are not allowed to pray while on duty. “TfL and individual bus operating companies acknowledge and value the diversity of their staff,” TfL spokesman said. “As diverse employers, TfL and the bus operators provide suitable prayer and quiet rooms at garages and other key locations for staff who wish to practice their faith.” Not typical ” Muslims in the West have to bear in mind the environment surrounding them. The involvement of several Muslims in the West in terrorist activities would make people think that what he did was something of that sort “ Dr. Kamal al-Helbawy, founder of the Muslim Association of Britain The driver’s behavior is not representative of Islam and is a bad example of Muslims, said Dr. Kamal al-Helbawy, founder of the Muslim Association of Britain and former spokesman of the Muslim Brotherhood in the West. “Scholars gave Muslims the permission to perform the noon and afternoon prayers together when in the West since their timings are very close,” he told the London-based Asharq al-Awsat Wednesday. “Thus, his action is by no means justified.” Helbawy added that what the driver did might seem to be typical behavior for a devout Muslim who is keen on performing his prayers on time but this is not the case. “Muslims in the West have to bear in mind the environment surrounding them. The involvement of several Muslims in the West in terrorist activities would make people think that what he did was something of that sort.” In addition to causing panic among the passengers on board the bus, Helbawy explained, the driver did not take into consideration the fact that all those people have to arrive at their destinations on time. “The least he could have done after delaying them was to apologize and offer an explanation for his actions. He owed them that.” According to passenger Gayle Griffiths, who filed the compliant with TfL, the driver did not address the people on board the bus at all and offered no explanation for what he was doing which caused even more panic, the Daily Mail reported. “It even went through my mind that this might be some sort of terrorist attack with the bus blown up because I had heard that suicide bombers prayed before attacks,” she said. Griffiths said she respects diversity and people’s right to practice their faith, yet she thinks the driver’s behavior was not appropriate. “We live in a multi-cultural society but there is a time and a place for prayer and the middle of a journey with a busload of passengers is not it,” she explained.

Inaalillaahi wa inaa layhi raajicuun ,,,,,, Allah ha u naxariisto. Yes it is tragic but we don't have a choice ,,,,, his time was up and only Allah knows who is next and how ,,,,,, Samir iyo iimaan sxb ,,,

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meel aan ogahayna dhuxul baad moodaa ,,,

eeg markuu Pakistani maqlay buu soo boodaye

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Talk about FBI ,,,