Wax la tuujiyo ma haysaa ??

raggu ka mahad sheegtaan ,,, loooool I know where he is coming from. where is that ??

Morning crazy trollers ! ! !

looooooooool ,,, waa waxaan ku doortay , The best thing that ever happened to me is being a Muslim ... Would you go to an island where there is nobody at all to spend a holiday ?

Looks a very good project indeed. So i assume you work only in the UK for the moment ? Keep up the good work sxb ..... and if you need any help, contribution or whatever i'm in.

Even the media reported that story ,,,,

Haye, markaad isku dhex darsami jirtay miyaa la gaadhay ?? ,,, I thought i was talking about qof dhibaato ku dhacday when she came back from Europe and wanted to live here ,,,,,,,,,,, how intimate is that?? So you think it is like: Xaaska intaan soo kala tuuro ayaan dhakhso u soo noqon! "War naga fadhiiso waxba soo kala tuuri mayside, adaa lagu kala tuuriye!" "War ninyahow dhibaataa jirta. Gabadhii, she is fine in every sense. Laakiin, cagaheega waxaan ku arakay something I used to see in Naagaha xunxun. Xiddido green ah ayaa kuwada taagan! Waan fahmi waayey, balmaxay kula tahay?"

Door aaaaa ??? ,, Inaalillaaahi ,, Originally posted by Faarax-Brown: Corocodile meat is a popular delicacy(And quite tasty,mind you) among the riverine people of the kenya Plateau. Sorry FB for the qarxis ,,,

waad iska dhurantaa sidii qasabad jabtay ....... waxaan ka baqayaa inay ninkan u bixiyaan qasabad jabtay marka ,,

Originally posted by Dabshid: JB, May he would get a better treatment,Red carpet, in Hargaisa, than Garowe. He will ,,, Hadii cumrigu ku simo there will be a day sidaas iyo si ka fiican loogu soo dhowayn doono Hargeisa and the news will go like this: Madaxweynaha Jamhuuriyada Somalia c/lahi yusuf ayaa saaka ka soo degey garoonka caalamiga ah ee Hargeisa Airport si uu uga qayb galo shirka ururka midowga Africa ee berri ka furmaya magaalada Hargeisa. Madaxweynaha waxa garoonka ku soo dhaweeyay wasiirka duulista iyo hawada, wasiirka arimaha debedda iyo u qaabilsanaha arimaha Somalia ee Somaliland Mudane Jacaylbaro.

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Back to the topic: Originally posted by Oz: Went for a road trip. Who has the higest posts in SOL? Duke who has the lowes posts in SOL ?

AFRICA IS NOT A COUNTRY One day in high school while at lunch, I sat down with a group of friends who were having a conversation about a new guy that had just transferred to our school. “Did you meet him?” Someone asked me. I shook my head. I was hungry and didn’t want to be bothered. “You may know him,” another friend said. “Why?” I asked. “He’s African.” I lost my appetite. One of the biggest misconceptions that Africans in America have to deal with is that Africa is a huge country where everyone speaks “African” and wears “African clothes” and dances “African” in tribal ceremonies that are held for the king of “Africa” (who Eddie Murphy played in that movie); and despite the fact that it can hold the land occupied by China, India, Europe, Argentina, New Zealand and the continental United States, with room to spare, everyone knows each other. – I don’t know him. (Robert Mugabe, Zimbabwe) – Or her. (Charlize Theron, South Africa) The Language of “African”: Of the 54 countries in Africa there are around 2500 languages spoken, and up to 8000 dialects. Aside from the indigenous languages, the English speaking countries all have distinct accents in English; not to mention people that repatriated to those countries from America, Australia, and Europe, and came back with sounds of their own. If there is any common language, it’s the eye language; the common and understood look that two Africans may give while in a room with non-Africans who are finding pleasure in dissing the continent. The “African” Way: If you’ve ever visited Africa as a non-African, you may remember things being referred to as “the African way”. That, just means in comparison to your way. If the said speaker were a Burundian speaking to an Ivorian, the said “African way” would quickly become the Burundian way. Call Me Who I Am: You may find that when you call a Nigerian something other than a Nigerian, they may look at you like you have something on your lip. If you call an African non-Nigerian a Nigerian, they may look at you like they want to kill you. Although in America groups like the ASA bring Africans together for peaceful fellowship, you may still find that they don’t want to be mistaken for one another. Ethiopians and Eritreans are other groups that don’t like to be confused as the other, even though they were once the same country. Even further, try calling a Yoruba (Nigerian) person Igbo (Nigerian). They will correct you. Try calling a Vai (Liberian) person Bassa (Liberian). They will correct you. If you don’t know which country someone is from or what language they speak, ask. African Crash Course (as written by Melony Ochieng): It comes as something of a surprise to many Africans to discover that all Africans look the same to non-Africans. How do you tell a Nigerian from a Kenyan, for example; and I am not talking about passports or clothing? Well the easiest way, of course, is the name: for example Ogunkoye can only be a Nigerian and Njoroge from Kenya. And so where do the Dunns come from? They are certainly from Liberia or Sierra Leone. Surely, everybody knows that the loud and cocky ones are the West Africans; the brooding and sly ones are the North and South Africans respectively; the East Africans always say yes, even when they disagree with you violently. To be more specific, the Cameroonians will borrow money from you to buy Champagne; whilst the Ghanaians think they invented politics. The Congolese think they have the best music and the best dancers; the Nigerians have a thing about clothes; and the Ethiopians believe they have the most beautiful women on God’s earth. Moroccans actually think they’re French, and so do the Burkinabes. Algerians just hate the French; Sierra Leonians simply smile profusely; and Liberians can’t get over America. All East and South African countries have the same national anthem, but the South Africans sing it the best. The South Africans have no hair; the Zambians and Kenyans have prominent foreheads; the West Africans have short memories and never learn from their mistakes; the concept of order and discipline must have been invented in East Africa; the words don’t exist in West Africa, especially in Nigeria. When a cabinet minister is “caught with his hands in the till,” he commits suicide in Southern Africa; in West Africa he’s promoted after the next coup d’etat. In athletics, the divisions are quite simple: from 800m to the marathon the East Africans hold sway; the West Africans are only good at the sprints; and South Africans can only sing. But when it comes to football(soccer), the North and West Africans dominate the lesser-skilled East and South Africans.

WESTERN UNION When I was eight-years-old I went to school with bags under my eyes every day from lack of sleep. Why? Because the pillow over my ears was never thick enough to drown out my mother’s deafening voice at 4 AM as she promised yet another relative that she would send them a Western Union money transfer the following day. This was despite the fact that she still hadn’t taken me to Chuck E. Cheese as she’d been promising for three weeks because it was ‘rough’, but I digress. Most African countries are six hours or more away, so when Africans are out and about in the blistering sun, making phone calls to relatives in America on public phones with horrible reception, infomercials still haven’t gone off in the states. Usually the phone rings around 3 AM, never 2 or 1 or 12 because God-forbid they wake up early to make a phone call. So just as the sleep gets good and my leg begins to twitch a transition into a second dream, the house phone (the most obnoxious phone in the house) rings like 30 times. 30, because that’s how long it takes for my parents to realize that it must be a relative, since they keep calling. By the time the phone stops ringing, I try to go back to sleep. I have exactly two minutes to count enough sheep to return me to my dream; a two minute window between the last earsplitting ring and the second the reception craps up and my mother begins using her 20 foot voice over the phone so Aunty (insert your middle name) can hear what she has to say. The lucky ones (mutants) maximize the opportunity of the two-minute window. They still go to school with bags under their eyes, but most of the time the bags are gone by recess. Others, like myself, need more than 120 seconds to fall asleep. We’re the damned. Because not only do we have to sit through the loud conversation of out-of-this-world-worse-than-tmobile-at-5-pm-reception, but just as she promises to send money the VERY next day, you begin to think of the broken promise of Chuck E. Cheese, and now have to deal with the slight possibility that maybe it isn’t ‘rough’ at all. Maybe your mom just doesn’t like you. Come to think about it, they know the exact day that you get paid, and may even call you a few moments after the direct deposit posts to your account. In most of these countries (by most I mean the West), the view of America far exceeds the reality of what it really is. When visiting back home, little cousins speak of America as though it’s where Jesus lives or something, lined with streets of gold and honey fountains that sit beneath trees that produce money. Dreams of America have been crammed so far down their throats that the disillusion that most feel when they come here shifts into a depression, almost emasculating the first time a pay-check that would make them pretty well off back home, can barely pay their rent. On a lighter note, at least by then the phone rings less. And that’s only because they probably live with you.

Should i say again ? , You are WRONG to disclose your friend's little secret. At least you would have another way to say it.

Yeah, Faheema said hadaad xanaaqdo xataa cirka iyo dhulka inta u dhaxaysa dhaafi maysid. That is what happened waad soo degtay sow maaha ?? Now tell us what do you think of those green cells ?? didn't you ask him since he was/is an experienced one as you said ??

Tsunami says it all ........ Now stop ruining this topic as well.

Hadhow buu xanaaqi doonaa ,,, loool ,, i was quite right here. Nimaad taqaan kuma dhibo baa la yidhi ,, You started: First of all, you inflate the secrecy nature of the whole story. Second, you are assuming my friend is at loss and is awaiting decision from me. Thirdly, you miss the fun side of it. Then started to attack me like bisad hilib lagu qabsaday: But as it always is, this is the critic JB trying to make sense when he is not making one! And I have learned it is hard to convince you. You are an adherent of the 'If you can't convince, confuse' Philosophy. Bal halkaad this innocous story gaadhsiisay day. You have turned it into a big moral question. Of course, the purpose is not lost to me. To look a nice guy at the expense of me! But, I tell you wife-beaters at home are calling for gender equality in every forum and it is not necessarily what you do that you preach. Then went on to explain yourself in a very defensive way: I, in my position of naughty boy, still feel better than the sanctimonious lot who greet 'Asalaamu calykum' by day and hit CALYPSO at night! Then concluded begging me for answers: Anyway, give me the answeres or just go away to the wilderness, adeerkiis. At least you have some bushes to make a thorough soul-search. Which you need! All those were not necessary sxb.

Duke who has the lowes posts in SOL ?

anonymousity cannot be anonymous sometimes. Your friend trusted you (even if you didn't say his name) and told you the most secret thing in his life with his life partner. You come to an online forum and posted the whole story here ........... is that necessary ? You could at least PM some ppl you trust (or think you can trust) if you need clarification. I could be wrong here ,, but that is just my 2 cents and half.

AT&T ,,, what did you do during the weekend ??

This is the best you have posted so far. Lemme see the website bal.

Hundreds of thousands of asylum seekers will be allowed to remain in the UK, with the Home Office accused of failing to make inroads into a huge backlog of cases. The move has been described by shadow home secretary Dominic Grieve as an "effective amnesty". Two years ago, 450,000 asylum cases, some dating back to the mid-1990s, required processing and only 90,000 of the files have since been processed. Courts will now block certain deportations on human rights grounds as some of the asylum seekers have lived in Britain for so long. The asylum seekers allowed to remain in Britain will be able to claim benefits and gain British citizenship. Grieve said: "This exercise should be about reviewing applications properly and granting asylum in genuine cases. "The government should not be tempted to grant an effective amnesty just to get the backlog cleared, and achieve a good headline." Of the 1,013 foreign criminals found to have been living illegally in Britain, just 308 have been deported. Charles Clarke was sacked as home secretary over the scandal in 2006. On this issue, Grieve said: "It is outrageous that over two years after this scandal cost a home secretary his job, the government still have only managed to deport less than a third of these foreign prisoners and haven’t even found over 100 of them." A Home Office spokesman told Friday’s Telegraph: "Significant progress has been made: ninety per cent of these foreign criminal cases have either been removed, told by a court they can stay, don’t meet our criteria for removal, are currently serving prison sentences or are in the process of being deported." http://www.epolitix.com

The Ethiopian Government has Pledged to Grant Djibouti 5,000hct of Land. The Ethiopian government has pledged to grant Djibouti 5,000hct of land for the latter to develop a modern mechanized farm to help feed its population. Djibouti’s First Lady, Kadra Mahmoud Haid (centre) receiving the title deeds for the plot she is going to start flower farming from Abadulla Gemeda, chief of Oromia Region (right) as her husband, President Ismael Omar Guelleh (left) looks on.