Go ahead pal..let us listen what you get sing..it better be a cool stuff..

Who is he been hanging out with lately? Looks like he is taking some serious lessons.

Watch out man there is al-shabaab on SOL..dont get blown up into pieces.

^ I dont think if a two tone beast was on your tail you would have that nerve but what i think you would do is. Spry something between shitt and fart all over.

waslad iyo balaayo baad inta isla dhacdo baad rabtaa in aad firfircooni shaqada ku qabto. Hilibka waa lagu seexda saxiib...yaree bahalka cunitaankiisa malintii

^ Crazy! So did this guy escaped unharmed or he became a snack?

Indeed some are made up but a lot are true though. My aunt once told me about a true story that took place in her mogadishu neighborhood back in the days. She told me about a guy name ahmed, a shoe repairs man who had a stole beside her home . The guy was making good money as he was the only one in the neighborhood and made lots of loyal customers in the process. After a while another shoe repairs man spotted the place and opened another stole right beside him. The ex-shoe repairs man was friendly dude and he welcomed the new guy and kept his business as usual and the money kept following to his direction as everyone knew him very well. The other guy somehow got very jealous and have resorted to black magic to take away his neighbor's loyal customers. Anyhow he made something that would make mr. Ahmed to fall for sleep every morning when he opens his stole. Every morning whenever one of ahmed's customers arrive, they would wake him up to fix their shoes but he would decline and would point to the other guy and say "my friend will take care of you". Some people in the neighborhood took note of ahmed's continues naps including my aunt. But no one thought about black magic as most of the people in the area were from outside mogadishu. Sometime have passed until one day a milkmaid, a lady that used to bring milk in the neighborhood broke the silence. She asked my aunt if anyone in the neighborhood was sick and my aunt got suspicious and said "no, why do you ask?". The milkmaid told her that there was a tree in the area with a nile stuck on it and it is making a lot of screams which indicates someone is in pain. My aunt's response was take the damnn thing off and the milkmaid said "helll no". "They might come after me who ever did this thing". To cut some slack off, it turns out no one was sick in the area and only one guy kept sleeping up normally every morning and another guy kept smiling while making some bucks.

Waraa black magic used to be southren speciality but now looks like the north is also picking up the habit. I used to hear from places like marka and afgooye people are turned to crocks and donkeys if they ever messed with the wrong people.

Wouldnt you be scared if your nick name was Waraabe and the head of hyena is thrown on your porch..Hell yeah man

^ Can I run with you? I can carry your water bottle if you want

First of all I doubt if al-shabaab represent islam or anything of that nature and wearing the red scarf for two months does not make one a holy man. Also majority of these yahoos yielding the AK47 are the ex militia men who used to set up the infamous mogadishu road blocks and if they were not at least they put up with it so long. As for the leaders like Mr robow and indha-cade they too never concerned them selves about the injustices that surrounded them and the only time they felt the need to do something about it was when their very lives were threaten by the US rendition flights. So let us not jump in the conclusion that these people represent islam or muslims because there is nothing to indicate that. Wise muslim never concerns with him/her self about minor things that can be dealt with when the major issues are dealt with. Everywhere in the country the greatest of all sins are committed and the lives of innocent people are taken away, so why should a wise muslim would ever mention silly shitt like this if he/she is on the right path?. These are just bunch of ignorant yahoos running around with out proper knowledge of the religion.

Yeah something goes wrong while on board flight to amsterdam and they wind up in Gitmo...Here watch the demo... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKuUMY6URXQ

Adam that was white castle...this one is even more funnier than that, at least that is what the demo indicate..

why wait india ...second day you can download from lime wire and besides you can make extra bucks ..I know your part of the world copy right is not an issue.

Waraa i am looking forward seeing Harold and Kumar 2: escape from gitmo ..I think that is going to be one hell of a hilarious movie..

^WTF that guy with the number 3 in the back looks like silver back gorilla...

Amin caamir named the new terror group in Sland Al-Dubaab... http://www.runcartoon.com/runcartoon.htm

never put your email in that box if you wish not to have lots of junk mail. They do little favors for you but in turn they make little money off from you by selling your contact to spammers.

^ I think old JB works for NGO and his job is to demonstrate how to put the sock on the middle foot.

^ taser would be handy in that situation..so you zap em when ever they get close to each other..

^ The stray bullet problem can be solved but i am more worried about if tsunami is going to undo everything that is going to be built over there.

Do you guys see what i see? I see something really good on the horizon. Our bananas and our goats will have good market as the population of that country increases. Hope everything is straighten out ahead of time though, so we can roll into that new niche in time.

^ virtual poking may be but no physical poking allowed...

Originally posted by -Serenity-: 1. The Good: Being invited to parties and social events. The Bad: Being tagged by your co-workers in photos you would rather not see, let alone anyone else. And if you untag yourlself, they take it the wrong way . Continue.. were you a victim of a bad kodak moment? I guess so

Prostitution is the oldest profession known to man and legend has it Neanderthals used to pay piece of a flesh to get sexed and since then little have improved.