Hott like FYREEEEEEEEE

Originally posted by Em: We are moving to new servers. Please bare with us. How long does it take to move to new servers?? Special prize for the right answer Whats going on, its been more than a month now?? -------> passing the MIC to the Admin. Peace New servers (or webspace) come at a hefty cost walaal.. and it’s kinda hard when only one person has to pay the bill... good luck Admins..

Originally posted by NGONGE: Go to the website below and tell me your opinion on that masar. Not the girl, just the masar. Xijaab ama Xarragow? lol.. do u call this Hijaab... ?? :confused: :confused: cuz.. i dont..

Originally posted by NGONGE: Juma, the photo is gone but now you'll have to explain to newcomers what we're talking about here. . Post it again..

Originally posted by NGONGE: Juma, the photo is gone but now you'll have to explain to newcomers what we're talking about here. post it again...

Ya all cant believe how much gossiping goes around in SOL.. its so sickening how some nomads would go out of their way just to dig into hebal and hebalaayo..

Material riches is fleeting, it can come and go, So I guess I wouldn’t abandon my social life for something uncertain..

Originally posted by Modesty: I think the best restaurant in Minnesota is YES..Indian Ocean..Very clean..good service! could you please tell me where its located at ?

This is a mere propaganda,, why would the US secretly ship in Nuclear waste by a ****** truck from Kuwait to Iraq when they can simply fly it in!!! I used to read that newspaper => al khaliij back in Arabia……. they don’t report the truth.. Rather, they report what their readers want to hear..

Originally posted by OG_Girl: BUT as you know in Ethiopia we speak more than 120 languages but official one is Amhari Happy birthday again. Salam Oh,,, thought you were anti-Ethiopian OG.. didnt know you were one.... :confused:

good to see a brother so much in love with his wife.. saxib ilaaheey ha isku kiin daayo.

Originally posted by Em: Speaking about da Qaxooti, i wana know something. Why CANT the Somali people settle in one country. They keep moving from a country to another. If they are in Netherlands, they will go to UK. If they are in UK they will go to USA If they are in Norway they will go Denmark If they are in Denmark they will move to Norway If they are in Finland they will go to UK If tehy are in Germany they cant leave Germany 9ej ele galaw NOMADS even in Europe :confused: u know what they say.. the grass is always greener on the other hill

Originally posted by Em: Speaking about da Qaxooti, i wana know something. Why CANT the Somali people settle in one country. They keep moving from a country to another. If they are in Netherlands, they will go to UK. If they are in UK they will go to USA If they are in Norway they will go Denmark If they are in Denmark they will move to Norway If they are in Finland they will go to UK If tehy are in Germany they cant leave Germany 9ej ele galaw NOMADS even in Europe :confused: u know what they say.. the grass is always greener on the other hill

Originally posted by Hasna: Salaam To you All Lately a lot of things have been bothering me I will start with Life in general I feel so helpless that i can't really be there for my sister because she has her 8 yr old daughter who is very sick and she has wilms tumor. Which is a kidney cancer. I know this is the will of Allah Almighty but i pray for her health all the time. Sorry guys didn't mean to go on and on The only thing you can do for your niece, Hasna, is sincerely pray for her recovery,,, and whatever happen just don’t lose faith in Allah’s judgment. Our prophet PBUH said "No weariness nor illness nor sorrow nor sadness nor hurt nor distress befalls a Muslim, even to the pricking of a thorn, without Allah's expiating some of his sins by it." Just try to ponder about the lesson Alaah, his almighty, is trying to teach you and your sister. and what a mumina is suppose to do when inflicted by such hardship. I, for one, was once diagnosed with a serious illness. I was sickened to a point everybody thought I was going to die. My Dad, mom and siblings never gave up praying for me, they even went to Omrah to ask allah for my recovery.. now, many years later, and with allah’s grace,,, I am a perfectly healthy man,,, I understand that things might be looking a little grim for you right now, just remember that Allah who created your niece can definitely cure her, Allah his almight said in his holy Qura’an that after every hardship comes ease. Also our prophet PBUH said "When a Muslim is afflicted by some trouble in his body, the angel is told to record for him his good deeds which he was accustomed to do. Then, if Allah cures him He washes and purifies him (from sins), and if He takes him in death, He forgives him and shows mercy to him. (Mishkat) so keep your faith strong and always remember that this situation will not last for ever, and god willing, your niece will be cured. I will personally be praying for your sister and her daughter insha alaah.. p.s. ask your sister to recite quran upon your niece. May allah recover her from her illness.

Originally posted by SisSade: Injection could trigger end to adultery Scientists have a created a simple injection that would prevent your partner from cheating – provided your partner is a meadow vole. I have that gene in my brain "STANDARD"... so no need to inject me with none i wonder if there is a gene that can be planted in women’s brain to keep them from gossiping

Originally posted by somalsijui: Asanteni my Sisters, so the girl is asking me to buy her an Underwear and perfumes and body lotion? Bullshit.. brother find out who Victoria is first, kidnap her, torture her a$$ till she tells you the secret.

Congerats brothre Ngone... make sure you do Azan and Iqama on her both ears

Ok I had to bounce out of town last weekened which my niece was due to get married, I lent my car to my younger brother who was suppose to cater for the lunch/Nikax of our niece… now the restaurant we paid to cater the lunch charged us top dollars for lots of food, but as I was told, they didn’t fix the amount of food we agreed upon, a little hustle and bustle erupted there and my brother (who btw is evil as hell ) threatened the owner of the restaurant to tip the Minnisota Department of Health’s inspectors about all the roaches that roam free in his kitchen along with the waiters and chef who god knows when was the last time they took a shower… if they didnt fix the missing portion of the food,,,,, the owner freaked out :eek: and said he will push the panic button and fix the extra bariiis and hilib…. When I came back… I praised his a$$ for handeling the situation and said.. Waraa rageeeda aa tahay.. si fiican aa yeeshay.. :cool: Anyways.. he gave me back my car,,,, but the damn thing had a mixed odor of Xalwad, Bariis, Suqaar and Sanboos… I was like..did everybody eat in my car or what ?? but hell… anything for our beautiful niece.. I bought an air freshener and sprayed it all over the seats and dash board.. the following day the odor got stronger… I sprayed some more… and had the windows rolled down over night.. This morning.. I couldn’t even get in the damn car.. I aint lieing to ya all...it smelled like shit….so I decided to investigate,,, I opened the trunk and god damn…. The funky smell almost knocked me out…… covering my nose with a piece of cloth I took a closer look and guess what… homeboy forgot to unload the last 5 orders of Bariis, Hilib and Xalwa + Sanbuus from the trunk… (that’s some food enough to feed 30 hungry farax’s) !!!! I dumped all of that and headed to work… Now… you got a nigga with a funky a$$ car who is pissed as hell :mad: … So nomads which of the following actions do you suggest me to take:- 1) get the rotted food from the dumpster and re-dump it in his bedroom 2) tip the restaurant owner of his neglect and get his a$$ in trouble with him.. 3) steal his credit card and secretly pay for the following:- =======> a) Full inside out car wash =======> b) Oil change =======> c) Full tank of gas =======> d) An over due cell phone bill Pls feel free to suggest an further punishments you see fit for his black a$$…

Originally posted by Hibo Nuro: Have you noticed how most of the brothers that you meet and leave you with an impression are either taken or in love with the wrong girl? I disagree Hibo….. just because the brother is not available doesn’t mean he is in love with the wrong girl... !!!! we do meet girls who don’t act right too, there are those who try to sugar coat themselves and pretend to be someone they are not.. and there are those who are big time playas who just don’t give a damn about nothing… or even worse,,, there are those married house wives who would screw around on the down low...whatever the case is, we refrain from stereotyping all Somali girls to be playas, con artists and hoes... cuz we know one bad apple does not spoil the whole bushel…..

Originally posted by Em: . But subxan allah, god was so generous and merciful when he sent us to Somaliland. And whether its Somaliland or whole Somalia, I appreicate and value every part of our motherland Somalia and I consider it precious and important. Bless your heart Em.. we need more ppl who think the way you do..

Easy on our intellegance brother Nur…

Originally posted by dawoco: Isn't it good to be Somali? Despite everything that has happened, so many still have faith in the way life once was. Damn right i am proud to be somali.. and even prouder that my birth day is actually our independance day Love ya all Somali's,,,, and i wish i can go see our homeland soon insha alaah..

Originally posted by raula: 1.Shiirka kulul( :eek: ) eeh kenyatiga ah! -ah! I miss this (now this can be called weird) Shiirka kenyaatiga xagee ku so oorisay ilaahay ba na leeh ee lol

i watched his address and i dont think he said anything offensive or insulting to the black people... in the contrary.. he pointed out some issues black people need to deal with..

This strong Cadar they sell in the Somali shops always reminds of my Grandmother and aunt.. they used to wear that cadar everytime they go out