Shakti

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  1. ^ right on. Now thanks 2 u ppl, I know about this disgrace. Here is something i found in wikipedia, about on how she become atheist, it really got me giggling on her ridiculousness its says: "She considered herself a Muslim until 28 May 2002, when she became an atheist.[28] In an interview with Swiss magazine Das Magazin in September 2006, she said she lost her faith while sitting in an Italian restaurant in May 2002, drinking a glass of wine I asked myself: Why should I burn in hell just because I'm drinking this?
  2. ^lol correctamo oye, dont we have this thread somewhere already, mr imam check the search engine , u might find ur answers there
  3. Originally posted by mantra: lol I am in London recently relocated, and I need a qadhi for a quick divorce before she (my cousin) changes her mind.. I sense she's warming up to the idea of reconciling with her husband and I won't have it! I just won't! lol devil you're not the only nosy one around here, i've taken it to a whole new level :eek: oye u 2 managed 2 shock the devil.. (like cynical-lady did b4) seriously marta u so remind me of some1 i use 2 know.. may allah HELP you & ur relatives .
  4. oyeeeeeeeeeeeeee.. After 2 days later n 10 pg of "1st u” we still have no picture 2 stalk.. Damn u ppl MMA, the picture u have there belongs 2 a man named Guled (my cousin’s mother-law, sisters son) who I talk 2 last night so we know that’s not ya.. so plz take it down
  5. Tattoo ah? wow this dude wallahi notices toooooooooooo much, do u always carry magnification glass with ya? may allah help us anyways, mashallah 2 the couple.. its always nice 2 see faraax n xalimo in their happiest moment, i hope they cover the divorce in the SAME way.. i dont like 2 be left hanging
  6. here we go again... dont u guys hate mondays? anyways hellooo mantra, why do u need a qadhi? yes im nosy so do get over that part n answer, ME question (as u Londoners say) ALSO, y ask about a qadhi in London when u aint even located there..
  7. ^sure my muslima sister. well i was doing my share of recycling by marrying 1 after another until my 3rd husband who happened 2 be a yellowteeth hiding fairy who beat me to the punch n left me before i could say " talaqtu" 2 him ... so sister i get very senstive on both issues, recycling n fairies(aka darn Arabs) zafir :rolleyes: ps jonnyBoy sorry 4 disturbing the green thread
  8. Shakti

    Weird News

    ^ not all weird stuff r funny, u should know that more than any1 else ehhh.. mr weershi, nowadays u tilting towards MKA-yayaa category, What’s up with that?
  9. ^lol at least he is trying unlike ya.. anywho here is moi's pic.... plz no cayuum ok
  10. ^my 3rd husband was 1 .. he left me 4 another man
  11. Shakti

    Weird News

    ^ why would u find that funny? :confused:
  12. ^oyeeeeeeee did i just get big breakthrough on my fight against fairy arabs! I tell u im not worried about global warming as longest we have global fairies 2 worry about
  13. Xalimopatra , can I dare to ask why u haven’t posted your picture yet? I guess we r all 5 fries short from a happymeal .. huh?
  14. Originally posted by Socod_badne: Azmaya, Stop with the snide remarks. How many Rer Gedo, Rer Bari and Rer Xamar niman have you met to say "nimankoda waxbaa ka haleysan"? About Xamari accent, it's too unbearably drawly for my liking. It's like these people have lost track of TIME. No urgency to get to the point. I can't recount how many times I lost patience with Xamari accented folks, sometimes bursting with "for God sakes, get to the friggin' point!" Other times when I know ahead of time I'm in for deep convo with thick Xamari accented individuals, I bring along a tape recorder to record and playback in slow motion. That's the only way I can keep about my wits and not lose it. Northerners are equally as bad. They're too curt hinting lack of mannerism. The delivery misses the mark horribly. The wrong words are used in the wrong setting. For example, using cuss words in friendly setting. Of course, most of this is stereotype and far from the truth. All in all, both camps are aberration of the authentic Somali accent. Galgadud, Mudug and Kilika-5, collectively called central Somalia, speak the most normal, intelligible, eloquent, beautiful, sexiest and "proper" Somali by any fair standard. loooool.. 1 can always count on sb mordant sense of humor !
  15. ^loooooooooooooool i bet u would love 2 conduct that interview? oyeee 2 that .. n sorry 2 val
  16. loooooooooooooooool@ the list.. the list will sure help @ the next dr visit... especially # 18 thanks mrrr miskiin as 4 "Intaas ha inoo joogto. Hadduu qalad ku jirana waa la iga sixi karaa." well at the end of ur 1st paragraph, is the “siyaasi” suppose 2 be “siyaadi”? .. bad case politics syndrome ehhh?
  17. ^lol. sandakii meri jaa indeed. i bet dabshid's pick-up line those days was "sister i love u just like ali-dharee loved hama malina in kabhi kabhi" loooooooooool pujaa thanks girl, u r the best
  18. ^ if i knew the movie.. i couldve google it dee.. work with me dee :mad: (has any1 ever googled google?P) ps. me like thedevil
  19. ^indian girl.. yes u can and its illegal and if u r willing 2 go 2 jail, con(lol) would be more than happy 2 show u the steps on where n how as 4 the song.. well that’s the title.. i thought u would know! damn u :mad: ps its devilangle not Jinooleey nor devilangEL
  20. lol@Crystal_Clear.. god bless ur soul!
  21. Some of the software’s out there, cost from $500 n up so y buy the cow when u can get the milk 4free hey Indian girl(pujaa) .. I have this migraine due 2 remembering this old hindi song.. it goes like this “jimmy jimmy” do u know the singer by any chance ?
  22. ^ u call this a joke :rolleyes:
  23. loooooooooool@ Yanagisawa.. the old man needs 2 retire.. i had no idea Japanese officials speak in such unreservedly manner.. 4 some reason all the indhoo-yaar ppl come of as robots 2 me I guess he proved me wrong in most ironic way