SHAKA ZULU

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  1. Posted

    Bro wlc and if you looking for a Tour Guide look no further as i will show you all the fine places

    that i know around here and believe me we got a lot of nice places to choose from.

     

    as you can see i am the KING of this entire planet called SomaliaOnline so try to be as civilised as you can possibly be or otherwise.lol.

    anyway WLC brother i hope you're a brother and if not i apologise my Sister.

  2. Posted

    Bro wlc and if you looking for a Tour Guide look no further as i will show you all the fine places

    that i know around here and believe me we got a lot of nice places to choose from.

     

    as you can see i am the KING of this entire planet called SomaliaOnline so try to be as civilised as you can possibly be or otherwise.lol.

    anyway WLC brother i hope you're a brother and if not i apologise my Sister.

  3. Posted

    Bro wlc and if you looking for a Tour Guide look no further as i will show you all the fine places

    that i know around here and believe me we got a lot of nice places to choose from.

     

    as you can see i am the KING of this entire planet called SomaliaOnline so try to be as civilised as you can possibly be or otherwise.lol.

    anyway WLC brother i hope you're a brother and if not i apologise my Sister.

  5. Posted

    Originally posted by OG_Girl:

    i don't mind to meet any one here , even ugly ones like Moti and SHAKA .......lol joking

    Salaam

    Girl you're sooooo Cruel Wallaahi, why do you have to tear me apart like that?

    i know i am ugly but is it my fault? God created me just like the way i am so please don't make fun of my features otherwise i will come and kidnap you and take you to a place where no one will ever find you or hear from you. :mad: :mad: .

  7. Posted

    Originally posted by silent-sistah:

    hafsa,,,,,come give me a hug,,,,i need it real bad

    Clown, you need to get here fast Bro before Silent Sista makes a move on Xafsa!lol.

  8. Posted

    Originally posted by OG_Girl:

    LP, hold on girl, let me deal with this guy named SHAKA ZULU, what first lady to do with the Goverment? didn't i say i want be a president?

    I made you my most important member in my Goverment and you still want me to make you the president?

    come on now you going to help me make decisions we will fire any girl who doesn't treat you like the real Queen that you're, so what more can i do for you Baby?

  9. Posted

    Originally posted by OG_Girl:

    SHAKA ZULU , who said u r my king huh!!!, I told u back off or else :mad: ..lol i scared u huh?

    OG_Girl,

     

    you didn't scare me but you broke my heart(* faints with pain*) :rolleyes:

  10. Posted

    Originally posted by rayaana:

    blah blah blah

    sum of u guys dont know wat u got until u lose it and then wonder why we leave u and settle for other nationalities. so many somali sisters marrying african americans, jamiacans, arabs just because guys like Qoslaaye think we are CHEAP and bloody IGNORANT

    Good for you Rayaana, i am really happy for you and say hi to your Hubby, your romantic non Somali lover.

  11. Posted

    Originally posted by silent-sistah:

    opinionated...lol---i agree with this sister

     

    im not saying that i want an ignorent and arrogant sac sac. that curses me and fights for no reason.

     

    im saying the perfect guy, is a guy with guts, that can take a risk,,,,

     

    a guy that can tell me to shut up (i mean thats like suicide to some guys.

     

    u have to be a man and call the shots, i hate i guy that jumps when i say jump! you should be able to say not now luv!(ill do it when im ready)

     

     

    treat them mean to keep me keen!

     

    u have to have the right balance of meaness and niceness. dont take either one to the extreme!

    Why do i get the feeling that all you Girls say these things just to look good when the fact remains that you want nothing but a SAC SAC guy who you play his dumb a$$ like there is no 2morrow

    you encourage me to call the shots and when i do you disagree with everything i say or ask of you.

  12. Posted

    Originally posted by Opinionated:

    Shaka zulu,

    do you even understand why women take self-defense classes? :rolleyes: [/QB]

    Opinionated,

    if i was Silent Sister's Brother i would murder that fool,

    unfortunately it seems Normal those of kind of things happening in U.K as i have read about it over and over again!

    all i am saying is Opinionated i am not a Maniac and i will never ever need to stalk a Girl just to get her attention and coming back to your Q,

     

    now i know why the Girls act paranoid when they see someone walking behind her everytime they go out from their homes.

     

    I hope it never happens to any Somali Sister out there and i mean it with all my Heart.

  13. Posted

    Originally posted by OG_Girl:

    lol@girls
    imperial-lady and magnoonah
    girls , my king is young , we r building each other, so let the old man pay the big night dee
    ;)
    what is wrong with that ?? impperial ur uncle should be happy and give my king some money too coz he got rid of me ..

    OG_Girl,

    Who is this King you keep on mentioning?

    Girl i told you there is no King but yours truly.

    so i am your KING SHAKA ZULU ok?

  14. Posted

    Originally posted by Lady Sweet:

    SHAKA ZULU what makes u so sure the girl is even gonna look at u let alone dance with ur pathetic sexist ass. NOT LONG AGO FROM NOW THERE WAS A MAN WHO INVENTED THE SHOWER.......U KNOW THE LONG METAL THING THAT LETS OUT WATER...... I'M SURE U'VE HEARD OF ONE.........BUT I'LL ASK U THIS SHAKA ZULU..........HAVE U EVER USED 1

    First of all you should change your nick from Sweet to Bitter Girl and i don't need to use a metal to take a shower, the girls who wash me use a sponge, got it.

     

    Sexist?

    you mean you find me sexy?

    if it is i am sorry girl as i am seeing the sexiest queen in the whole wide world and i have no chance even looking at your way as you have nothing to offer to me only dust and sweat.LOL.

  15. Posted

    Originally posted by Lady Sweet:

    SHAKA ZULU what makes u so sure the girl is even gonna look at u let alone dance with ur pathetic sexist ass. NOT LONG AGO FROM NOW THERE WAS A MAN WHO INVENTED THE SHOWER.......U KNOW THE LONG METAL THING THAT LETS OUT WATER...... I'M SURE U'VE HEARD OF ONE.........BUT I'LL ASK U THIS SHAKA ZULU..........HAVE U EVER USED 1

    First of all you should change your nick from Sweet to Bitter Girl and i don't need to use a metal to take a shower, the girls who wash me use a sponge, got it.

     

    Sexist?

    you mean you find me sexy?

    if it is i am sorry girl as i am seeing the sexiest queen in the whole wide world and i have no chance even looking at your way as you have nothing to offer to me only dust and sweat.LOL.

  16. Posted

    Originally posted by Lady Sweet:

    SHAKA ZULU what makes u so sure the girl is even gonna look at u let alone dance with ur pathetic sexist ass. NOT LONG AGO FROM NOW THERE WAS A MAN WHO INVENTED THE SHOWER.......U KNOW THE LONG METAL THING THAT LETS OUT WATER...... I'M SURE U'VE HEARD OF ONE.........BUT I'LL ASK U THIS SHAKA ZULU..........HAVE U EVER USED 1

    First of all you should change your nick from Sweet to Bitter Girl and i don't need to use a metal to take a shower, the girls who wash me use a sponge, got it.

     

    Sexist?

    you mean you find me sexy?

    if it is i am sorry girl as i am seeing the sexiest queen in the whole wide world and i have no chance even looking at your way as you have nothing to offer to me only dust and sweat.LOL.

  17. Posted

    Originally posted by Lady Sweet:

    SHAKA ZULU what makes u so sure the girl is even gonna look at u let alone dance with ur pathetic sexist ass. NOT LONG AGO FROM NOW THERE WAS A MAN WHO INVENTED THE SHOWER.......U KNOW THE LONG METAL THING THAT LETS OUT WATER...... I'M SURE U'VE HEARD OF ONE.........BUT I'LL ASK U THIS SHAKA ZULU..........HAVE U EVER USED 1

    First of all you should change your nick from Sweet to Bitter Girl and i don't need to use a metal to take a shower, the girls who wash me use a sponge, got it.

     

    Sexist?

    you mean you find me sexy?

    if it is i am sorry girl as i am seeing the sexiest queen in the whole wide world and i have no chance even looking at your way as you have nothing to offer to me only dust and sweat.LOL.

  20. Posted

    For the Love of God what am i going to do with a Girl who smells like a pig and sweats like a horse? :mad: :mad: :mad: .

     

    Girl if you play Soccer then don't even think about asking me to dance with you next time you see in the AROOSKA.

     

    I play soccer so i wouldn't mind if you'd come along to the grounds with me and carry my smelly boots and socks. :D:D:D .

     

    that is only as far i will let you go to a soccer field, now howmany of you little girls agree with me??

  21. Posted

    For the Love of God what am i going to do with a Girl who smells like a pig and sweats like a horse? :mad: :mad: :mad: .

     

    Girl if you play Soccer then don't even think about asking me to dance with you next time you see in the AROOSKA.

     

    I play soccer so i wouldn't mind if you'd come along to the grounds with me and carry my smelly boots and socks. :D:D:D .

     

    that is only as far i will let you go to a soccer field, now howmany of you little girls agree with me??

  22. Posted

    For the Love of God what am i going to do with a Girl who smells like a pig and sweats like a horse? :mad: :mad: :mad: .

     

    Girl if you play Soccer then don't even think about asking me to dance with you next time you see in the AROOSKA.

     

    I play soccer so i wouldn't mind if you'd come along to the grounds with me and carry my smelly boots and socks. :D:D:D .

     

    that is only as far i will let you go to a soccer field, now howmany of you little girls agree with me??

  23. Posted

    For the Love of God what am i going to do with a Girl who smells like a pig and sweats like a horse? :mad: :mad: :mad: .

     

    Girl if you play Soccer then don't even think about asking me to dance with you next time you see in the AROOSKA.

     

    I play soccer so i wouldn't mind if you'd come along to the grounds with me and carry my smelly boots and socks. :D:D:D .

     

    that is only as far i will let you go to a soccer field, now howmany of you little girls agree with me??

  24. Posted

    Originally posted by Ameenah:

    [QB] [waan ba'ay... so you wwouldn't even be emotionally stricken by my untimely demise ... you'd just get rid of me just like that?

    :mad: :mad: :mad:

     

    Whatelse would you want me to do?

    take you to bed?lol.

     

    Girl you even lucky if i buy you a KAFAN.

  25. Posted

    I FOUND YOU

    By:Shaka Zulu

     

    You're the one I couldn't forget

    Even at the last breath I take

    You're the one my heart longs for

    Because I found real joy in you

     

    You're the one I'll love so true

    For you gave me same love too

    You're the one I needed most

    For I am so in love with you

     

    You light my life and turn it right

    And put a music in my heart

    How can I thank you for all the things

    And for the love you've given me?

     

    I can never ask for more because

    My life has been complete since

    I FOUND YOU and I LOVE YOU.