SHAKA ZULU

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  1. Are Men Born Cheaters?

    Are Women Born Cheaters?

     

    we can all speak for ourselves, we should never ever generalise.

    whoever cheats will pay the ultimate price for it,

    if you cheat on your wife/husband as a muslim you should know what is awaiting for you in the day of KHIYAMA!

     

    i don't care who cheats more but all i care about is myself and the things that i will never even think about let alone doing it and that is sleeping around when i have a beautiful wife waiting for me at home.


  2. Buumaayee sxb hadaad rabto inaan qof kuusoo xawilo

    lacag meeqaa diyaar uatahay inaad bixiso?

    aniga hadhoow marabo inaad iila imaato sheeko raqiis ah.

     

    aniga waxaan kuu hayaa qof 58 jir ah oo laakiin ah kuwa la dhaho XUSUL BARUUR ee haye diyaar ma tahay?

     

    iisoo dir PM aan wada hadalnee.


  3. Buumaayee sxb hadaad rabto inaan qof kuusoo xawilo

    lacag meeqaa diyaar uatahay inaad bixiso?

    aniga hadhoow marabo inaad iila imaato sheeko raqiis ah.

     

    aniga waxaan kuu hayaa qof 58 jir ah oo laakiin ah kuwa la dhaho XUSUL BARUUR ee haye diyaar ma tahay?

     

    iisoo dir PM aan wada hadalnee.


  4. Buumaayee sxb hadaad rabto inaan qof kuusoo xawilo

    lacag meeqaa diyaar uatahay inaad bixiso?

    aniga hadhoow marabo inaad iila imaato sheeko raqiis ah.

     

    aniga waxaan kuu hayaa qof 58 jir ah oo laakiin ah kuwa la dhaho XUSUL BARUUR ee haye diyaar ma tahay?

     

    iisoo dir PM aan wada hadalnee.


  5. Buumaayee sxb hadaad rabto inaan qof kuusoo xawilo

    lacag meeqaa diyaar uatahay inaad bixiso?

    aniga hadhoow marabo inaad iila imaato sheeko raqiis ah.

     

    aniga waxaan kuu hayaa qof 58 jir ah oo laakiin ah kuwa la dhaho XUSUL BARUUR ee haye diyaar ma tahay?

     

    iisoo dir PM aan wada hadalnee.


  6. Originally posted by Lucky:

    !

    SHAKA YOURE FUNNY THEY ARE NOT SOMALI WOMEN, ACTUALLY ONE OF THEM-DR. PHIL HAPPENS TO BE A MAN.

    SHAKA I WAS JUST JOKING WITH YOU. MISS CLEO IS FORTUNE TELLER OR A PSYCIC(I CANT REMEBER WHICH ONE THOUGH) AND DR. PHIL IS A RELATIONSHIP/LOVE COUNSELOR.

    so Lucky do you think i need a counselling and for the love of ALLAH what am i going to do with a fortune teller and relationship counselor?

    you are making me paranoid here.


  7. Originally posted by runaway^virgin:

    Since I've been the weirdest creature anyone I know have seen or heard of, then I think I'll stand up for the task and
    bail
    Shaka....

    thank you very much my sister and may god bless you for going after the truth and finally discovering that i was actually an INNOCENT all along.


  8. Originally posted by Opinionated:

     

    Shaka zulu, maybe girls just don't ask you out..but where I'm from it goes both ways. Women ask men out if they are truly interested! Don't get me wrong, we don't be asking out every single good-looking males that pass us by, cuz we aint dudes na'mean?
    :D:D

    i got you Opinionated but my point is not every good looking man is a gentleman so it would've been much wiser for the girls and fairer to us (ugly guys)at the same time had the girls gave us as much chance as they give all these pretty boys who have no idea whatsoever how treat a lady.


  9. Originally posted by Tagane:

    waraa shaka zulu, maxaasheegoosa macalinka,gabar marabtaa,midoo yaniis aa joogto meeshaan, midaan waa bislaatey sidii babaaya oo kale,maxaa sugee hee, makuu jijibihaa qoftaan,warka isii

    Abaa adiga waa idaboosaa miyaa?

    in guriga laigasoo buriyo maa rabtaa?

    kolleey waxaa ogaataa hadii laisoo buriyo aniga gurigaaga iga fiiri.


  10. Originally posted by raula:

    ouch :mad: ....Shaka zulu..wow..the sexist queen of the world hah!...and u sure you dont even glance around? kiddin'..lol..that hurt...

    Raula, si wewe indio ume niambia ni seme hivyo?

    alafu sasa una jifanya kama una onea huruma!

     

    na wacha uwongo una chezaga Double Dutch sio Volleyball sawa.


  11. Originally posted by raula:

    ouch :mad: ....Shaka zulu..wow..the sexist queen of the world hah!...and u sure you dont even glance around? kiddin'..lol..that hurt...

    Raula, si wewe indio ume niambia ni seme hivyo?

    alafu sasa una jifanya kama una onea huruma!

     

    na wacha uwongo una chezaga Double Dutch sio Volleyball sawa.


  12. Originally posted by raula:

    ouch :mad: ....Shaka zulu..wow..the sexist queen of the world hah!...and u sure you dont even glance around? kiddin'..lol..that hurt...

    Raula, si wewe indio ume niambia ni seme hivyo?

    alafu sasa una jifanya kama una onea huruma!

     

    na wacha uwongo una chezaga Double Dutch sio Volleyball sawa.


  13. Originally posted by raula:

    ouch :mad: ....Shaka zulu..wow..the sexist queen of the world hah!...and u sure you dont even glance around? kiddin'..lol..that hurt...

    Raula, si wewe indio ume niambia ni seme hivyo?

    alafu sasa una jifanya kama una onea huruma!

     

    na wacha uwongo una chezaga Double Dutch sio Volleyball sawa.


  14. Originally posted by rudy:

    lol@shaka! thats so funny! when i ran into og-gal she told me de same thing! i.e., that i am butt ugly!! lol...the lady hates anything african!!! i told her to wait till monkeys fly out of my butt then i will be arabian.

    Rudy, i am officially going to quit running after her as i wasting my time with something that i can't have.

     

    maybe we should call Clown and ask him to get us uglly a$$ women too like he is doing for Shyhem and Moti, what do you think rudy?

    we will ask his digits Flying-still and give him a call so rudy are you with me?


  15. Originally posted by rudy:

    lol@shaka! thats so funny! when i ran into og-gal she told me de same thing! i.e., that i am butt ugly!! lol...the lady hates anything african!!! i told her to wait till monkeys fly out of my butt then i will be arabian.

    Rudy, i am officially going to quit running after her as i wasting my time with something that i can't have.

     

    maybe we should call Clown and ask him to get us uglly a$$ women too like he is doing for Shyhem and Moti, what do you think rudy?

    we will ask his digits Flying-still and give him a call so rudy are you with me?


  16. Originally posted by rudy:

    lol@shaka! thats so funny! when i ran into og-gal she told me de same thing! i.e., that i am butt ugly!! lol...the lady hates anything african!!! i told her to wait till monkeys fly out of my butt then i will be arabian.

    Rudy, i am officially going to quit running after her as i wasting my time with something that i can't have.

     

    maybe we should call Clown and ask him to get us uglly a$$ women too like he is doing for Shyhem and Moti, what do you think rudy?

    we will ask his digits Flying-still and give him a call so rudy are you with me?


  17. Originally posted by rudy:

    lol@shaka! thats so funny! when i ran into og-gal she told me de same thing! i.e., that i am butt ugly!! lol...the lady hates anything african!!! i told her to wait till monkeys fly out of my butt then i will be arabian.

    Rudy, i am officially going to quit running after her as i wasting my time with something that i can't have.

     

    maybe we should call Clown and ask him to get us uglly a$$ women too like he is doing for Shyhem and Moti, what do you think rudy?

    we will ask his digits Flying-still and give him a call so rudy are you with me?


  18. Originally posted by ProudSista:

    SHKA-ZULU are you 4real, cause in your history you don't seem to have known that many females lol
    :Dicon_razz.gif;)

    hahhhaha shuush i'm kidding yo, i don't need the zulu clan to come after me i'm out

    Zulu ppl are not only known for their bravery we are also lovers and yeah we know what women want without them yelling what we need to do to them or for them.lol.


  19. Originally posted by OG_Girl:

    Moti, what u want from me now? u just taking me as a example ? Damn , i can't stand this guy named SHAKA or whatever and u let him keep abusing my lil poor feeling!!

    What kind of brothers u r now :mad: :mad: :mad:

    Now what have i done wrong now?

     

    Moti, i can't believe you are tearing me apart like that infront of all these Girls!

    man alright, it is like that huh, ok?