SHAKA ZULU

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  1. Originally posted by OG_Girl:

    thou i got my Mr Crazy and i made him more crazy....lol

    what OG_GIRL?

     

    who is that guy?

    show me i am going to kill him.

    how can you date another man while i am still alive and kicking(*kicks the wall and breaks his foot*) :mad: :mad: :mad: .

     

    some one please call an umbulance.


  2. i rather go and play with my monkeys than reply to this joke criticism about somali guyz.

     

    for the guyz:

     

    who the hell broke this girl's heart?

    1-Clown(#1 heart breaker)

    2-OG_MOTI(his partner in Crime)

    3-Shyhem(their side kick)

    5-Beast(the getaway car driver)

    6-the admin(he is the boss)

     

    wich one of you made this Girl this angry?

    talk before i lose my nerve.


  3. ok, check this out.

     

    DEFENDANT

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    Clown

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    CHARGE

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    for making Shyhem with draw his life savings form the bank and making him believe that he will get a nice wife for him all the way from AFRICA.

     

    SENTENCE

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    Double life time and no parole before turning 60.

    bail money depending on my mood is from $10,000 000.

     

    now OG_MOTI take him and lock his painted face up.


  4. A True Soul Mate

    by Shaka Zulu/and his Baby.

     

    Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely turn your world around.

     

    You tell them things that you've never shared with another soul and they absorb everything you say and actually want to hear more.

     

    You share hopes for the future, dreams that might never come true, goals that might never be achieved and the many disappointments life has thrown at you.

     

    When something wonderful happens, you can't wait to tell them about it, knowing they will share in your excitement.

     

    They are not embarrassed to cry with you when you are hurting or laugh with you when you make a fool of yourself.

     

    Never do they hurt your feelings or make you feel like you are not good enough, but rather they build you up and show you the things about yourself that make you special and even beautiful.

     

    There is never any pressure, jealousy or competition

    but only a quiet calmness when they are around.

     

    You can be yourself and not worry about what they will think of you because they love you for who you are.

     

    The things that seem insignificant to most people such as a note, song or walk become invaluable treasures kept safe in your heart to cherish forever.

     

    Memories of your childhood come back and are so clear and vivid it's like being young again. Colors seem brighter and more brilliant.

     

    Laughter seems part of daily life where before it was infrequent or didn't exist at all.

     

    A phone call or two during the day helps to get you

    through a long day's work and always brings a smile to your face.

     

    In their presence, there's no need for continuous conversation, but you find you're quite content in just having them nearby.

     

    Things that never interested you before become fascinating because you know they are important to this person who is so special to you.

     

    You think of this person on every occasion and in everything you do. Simple things bring them to mind like a pale blue sky, gentle wind or even a storm cloud on the horizon.

     

    You open your heart knowing that there's a chance it may be broken one day and in opening your heart, you experience a love and joy that you never dreamed possible.

     

    You find that being vulnerable is the only way to allow your heart to feel true pleasure that's so real it scares you.

     

    You find strength in knowing you have a true friend and

    possibly a soul mate who will remain loyal to the end.

     

    Life seems completely different, exciting and worthwhile. Your only hope and security is in knowing that they are a part of your life.

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    Baby this one is for you i hope it will make you feel better.


  5. brother King,

    if i were you i would kidnap her and take her to this deserted area and when i know that she is too terrified then i will kneel down infront of her and recite love poem and finish it with my proposal.

     

    women love surprises even if it scares the hell out of them.

     

    if she is not convinced then i really feel sorry for her as she has just lost the finest brother around.

     

    but hey don't worry i have 5 sisters you can choose any one you want.


  6. Qoslaaye.

     

    what is wrong with you man?

     

    if all the pretty girls chose to go out with the pretty boys what chance is there for all the ugly guyz like me(look at my avatar)Clown,Shyhem,OG_MOTI,Beast and you my brother?

     

    so let nature take it is course as you know we men are dumb and thank god there is no blondes in amongst somali queens.

     

    so brother go and ask that pretty girl out and don't even try to deny it we all know that you have a crush on her.

     

    trust me she will say YES and if you play your cards right she might even pay the expenses on your 1st date.


  7. being a BAD BOY in a sexy kinda way is cool but being ignorant about everything including how not to turn a simple argument into a chaotic steer fight where the only winner is the FIGHT for it exposed the ********* of both parties.

     

    so i rather be a good guy than a dumb mean guy who the only thing he gets is upper cut to his jaw everytime he is out of his cage.

     

    p.s being a nice guy always rewarded beyond my expectations so i am sticking to it unless things stop going my way.


  8. i need to sit down and sip some of my special made

    camel milk before i reply to this.

     

    by the way Darman who do you love and you don't love(i can't say hate)in this forum or outside of it?

     

    did anyone see my bike around here?lol.


  9. Batuulo,

    Shyhem is looking for Clown in all the rooms because somebody told him that is in one of these rooms with the girl he brought all the way from AFRICA.

     

    so 4give him sister and never mind him as he is so lonely since his Homeboy left for africa he isn't himself he is acting so weird see even his avatar shows the signs of his frustrations.


  10. that is deep flying-still thanx for reminding us how once we had a place we could actually call a home.

     

    i really feel sorry for all those brave men who dedicated their own dear life to the cause of the freedom we so easily destroyed.


  11. BUT,TELL ME.

    by:Shaka Zulu

     

     

    I don't know how many sweet words I have conjured into your mind,

    But, tell me, do you remember them all?

    Relentless of what you do everyday.

     

    Do all the words remain intact within your mind?

    Does it please you when you are unpleased?

    And does it intrigue you when you are unreleaved?

    I don't know how many words I have conspired within a given line,

    But, tell me, have you learned them all?

    Regardless of what is written,

    Do all the words rhyme within the given line?

    Does it inform you when you are uninformed?

     

    And does it excite you when you are forlorned?

    I don't know how many words

    I have said that I can say is mine,

    But, tell me, have you heard them all?

     

    Needless of all that have been said,

    Do all the words I bestow upon you signal some sort of sign?

    Does it merry you when you are sad?

    And does it lecture you when you are bad?

    I don't know about others but I think we are just fine,

    But, tell me, have you told them all?

    Needless of what we do,

    Do you know that I am happy just because you are my Angel?

     

    Does it delight you that I belong to only you?

    And does it move you that my love for you is forever true?

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    you can reply and tell me exactly how you feel baby.


  12. BROKEN DREAMS

    by:Shaka Zulu

     

     

    I love you more than life itself

    But I’m afraid to love.

    My heart is like the fragile wings

    Of a tiny little dove.

     

    I'm scared to get too close.

    I feel that I can't win.

    You'll love me for a little while

    Then you'll set me free again.

     

    I've lived so long on hopes and dreams

    I don't know what to do.

    I don't think I can trust my heart,

    For it belongs to you.

     

    I know you'll only hurt me

    Yet, I still keep running back.

    Between the paths of our hearts

    There's a worn and beaten track.

     

    You've got my heart held on a string.

    It’s breaking right in two.

    Enough belongs to me -to hurt-

    The rest belongs to you.

     

    I know that somewhere in your heart

    There is a place for me.

    I just don't know how to find it

    And there's no way to make you see.

     

    I can only hope that someday

    You'll wake up and you'll find,

    That while my heart belongs to yours,

    Yours, too, belongs to mine.

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    Baby this is exactly who i feel right at this moment at this present moment so what you going to say to me?

     

    i hope and pray that you going to say what my Heart has been waiting for to hear from you all along.


  13. BECAUSE OF YOU

     

    by:Shaka Zulu

     

    Because of you

    my world is now whole,

    Because of you

    love lives in my soul.

    Because of you

    I have laughter in my eyes,

    Because of you

    I am no longer afraid of good-byes.

    You are my pillar

    my stone of strength,

    With me through all seasons

    and great times of length.

    My love for you is pure

    boundless through space and time,

    it grows stronger everyday

    with the knowledge that you'll always be mine.

    At the altar

    I will joyously say 'I DO',

    for I have it all now

    and it's all because of you.


  14. Always And Forever

     

    by:Shaka Zulu

     

    Basking in the warmth of your smile

    And the music of your laugh

    I feel your tenderness

    And your oh so witty style

     

    I don’t know why god blessed me

    With such a friend as you

    But it makes my pleasure complete

    And very happy too.

     

    The way you always know me

    And exactly what to do

    When my loneliness gets me down

    And I’m so very blue

    The way you see into my soul

    And looked behind my eyes

    And I don’t have to hide my feelings

    And put on a disguise.

     

    With you I learned to trust

    And as a person I have grown

    Who could have possibly told me?

    How could I have known?

    That you would come in to my life

    And my beauty would start to bloom

    And like a pretty butterfly

    Come out of my cocoon.

     

    To share your tender heart

    The warmness of your smile

    The courage of your wisdom

    For these I’d walk for miles.

     

    To be thinking of a time

    When you’d no longer be there

    For me to gaze upon in delight

    And all our feelings share

    Is not acceptable to me

    Because in my life

    Is where I want you to be

    Always and forever.


  15. A LOVING PEACE FROM YOU

     

    by:Shaka Zulu

     

    From the glowing embers of your spirit

    Came a little warmth of your love

    Together we set it in a cozy little spot

    Safe from the world up above

     

    Then a soothing breath from your lungs

    Helped to ignite the flame

    On that lonely candle

    In the core of my soul

     

    As time passed day by day

    Conflicts caused great winds to blow

    But you cupped your hands around it

    And it just flickered with a brilliant glow

     

    They say that nothing is forever

    But I don't believe that's true

    That little candle in my heart

    Is a loving peace from you.


  16. ALL MY LIFE

    by:Shaka Zulu

     

    It was not so long ago

    when I thought I'd never meet someone like you.

    Wrong was I, thinking I'm in control

    Believing I'd never fall.

     

    All my life I thought no one would

    melt a heart like mine, a heart so cold,

    a heart hardened by the past,

    protected by shields so vast.

     

    Slowly I was falling

    without even knowing.

    Only to find out too late

    I have no choice but to accept my fate.

     

    I could dream, I suppose

    forever, I could hope

    there will never be any 'us', that's our destiny

    so I wake up to reality.

     

    I lied when I said

    I didn't love you,

    that my feelings for you

    are through.

     

    I lied

    not because I wanted to

    but because I love you

    and I still do.

     

    I wouldn't do a thing to hurt you

    but I just have to let go.

    I can't hold on much longer

    'coz for us there's no forever.


  17. Do you see yourself as a good kisser?

    do you know what is the difference between a good kiss and a bad kiss?

    read this and see if you fit in the describtion.

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    Boys don't like it when the girls keep their mouths closed.

    Girls don't like it when boys can taste their throats,

    But somewhere in between

    Not too shy and not obscene

    Where's the good kiss?

     

    Girls like it slow so they feel the moment last

    For boys it's a base that you gotta run past

    How does it all sound?

    Is it the other way around?

    Where's the good kiss?

     

    A kiss just isn't a kiss

    And a good one is

    Not bound by any ancient rules —

    Well, unless you drool

    Or you bite

    Or you keep your mouth shut tight

    Or you've got bad breath —

    That'll be the death

    Of any good kiss

     

    A bad kisser doesn't hear what the other wants

    That's because the other tongue's tied up in knots

    You can't find it by yourself

    It isn't sitting on some boy's shelf

    It's not up to you

    It's a contact sport for two

    You gotta ask and tell

    What feels right on your lips

    Then you'll find the good kiss.


  18. i can already visualise MOTI pulling the Juxaa's Donkey in the streets when the donkey refuses to move and let the cars pass.

     

    MOTI will say" i only wanted to marry her but look at what she did to me, she made me run after this ****** Donkey all day along, i can't even remember the last time i wrestled with her because this Donkey keeps enterupting us everytime

    i am on a ball position."

     

    so MOTI good luck with your Arooska and remember if you want to have a good and blissfull marriage

    kill the donkey and keep Juxaa only as you are only one person and can't be able to to keep two..

    anyway you know i like hilib so make sure you buy a camel and make sure you don't give me the donkey's meat give that to CLOWN and Shyhem and the rest of your best men.

     

    good luck.


  19. OG_MOTI is 21 and he is getting married to who? JUXAA come on now!

    read at the names and they tell me if they match.

    Moti i wont lie to you i am jealous of you but then again i believe there is hope for all us including me the ugly Shaka Zulu to wrestle with a girl on a new bed.

    soon or later i am going to find one.

     

    Originally posted by OG_Girl:

    [QB
    quote:

    sister , he aint worth to dance for his wedding. u invited to my house and my wedding looool
    :D:D
    [/QB]
    OG_GIRL,

    who you going to marry?

    if you get married to someonelse while i am still alive i promise I WILL COMMIT A SUICIDE and you will be blamed for my early Death.

     

    so Girl the ball is on your Court. ;) .


  20. Women's place is right up in the Kitchen!lol.

     

    i think we're losing our identity if we are now on

    a level where we urging each other to take up the western way of living, i wonder what is the next step gonna be like?

     

    i can't help but agree with Clown and OG_GIRL.

     

    we are muslims we should think like muslims and live like the way ALLLAH told us to as muslims

    no wonder we have somany broken homes and somany single mothers because they have chased the poor fathers out after he asked them to remain at home as any good muslim wife should be.

     

    i have this feeling that come the year 2015 those of us in western countries will totally adopt the western way of thinking,living and their rules

    in my opinion the future looks very bleak as a muslim nation living in a christian countries.

     

    MAY ALLAH GUIDE US ALL THROUGH THE RIGHT PATH.

    Ameen-----Ameen-----Ameen.


  21. Women's place is right up in the Kitchen!lol.

     

    i think we're losing our identity if we are now on

    a level where we urging each other to take up the western way of living, i wonder what is the next step gonna be like?

     

    i can't help but agree with Clown and OG_GIRL.

     

    we are muslims we should think like muslims and live like the way ALLLAH told us to as a muslims

    no wonder we have somany broken homes and somany single mothers because they have chased the poor father out after he asked them to remain at home as any good muslim wife should.

     

    i have this feeling that come the year 2015 those of us in western countries will toltally adopt the western way of thinking,living and their rules

    in my opinion the future looks very bleak as a muslim nation living in a christian countries.

     

    MAY ALLAH GUIDE US ALL THROUGH THE RIGHT PATH.

    Ameen-----Ameen-----Ameen.


  22. Somali Girls this is how this King called Shaka Zulu feels about you.

     

    As I stand here today with the world as my witness,

    I pledge to you my undying and everlasting love.

    I will stand beside you as your partner,

    I will stand before you as your protector,

    And I will stand behind you as your solace.

    Please spend and end your life with me.

     

    i hope you feel the same way about me.