cynical lady

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  1. OHH NO i was just abt to eat my lunch thank u very much for making me vomit. RIGHT ABT NOW AM KISSING MY TEETH DAM U VILE MAN DAM U
  2. lol ibti i told u my jajab somali is better than ures :rolleyes: lol well its the quick sugo somaliz make ie u mix everything in one go it has no taste and has oil on the top basicaly its the crap sugo u make in 10min.
  3. lol a man who cant cook is useless to his family its that simple :rolleyes:i wish this somali man can start making haste to the kitchen and while there at it they should knw bariis and suugo iyo darac bilash are not the only food out there and baking is v.IMP ALSO. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
  4. how do u knw this people@ ibti is there something we should knw? lol
  5. hahahaha this is funny what position u like hahah i love u for posting this now let me get my coffe and watch the replies :rolleyes: :rolleyes: i can sense my fun is abt to start.
  6. mhh i dont think so!! i hate cooking and i dont think its something thats strange and i dont understand ure woman issue this days waar are u suffering from something plz do tell. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
  7. captain lol i SHALL NOT SHIT ON IT THANK U V.MUCH. PS THANKS 4THAT
  8. ibti bois are ceeb aah lol there not ceeb ohh but there is a diff btw a boi and a man, and man are not ceeb bois maybe i agree with u now ibti lol hahahahahaah ps bless my soul ameeeeeeeeen
  9. ohhh bless u someone pass the tissues.
  10. must have items for a man: 1)he must worship me 2)never talks more than me 3)blvz in my money is ures and mine( mwah) is mine only 4)i dont want brad pitt but i dont want a man only a blind mother could love so tallness, great body and killer smile will do ps i shall inform u when i come up more obscene req cio
  11. XALIMO LOL bois are ceeb kulaha ahahahahah. cyber murder eey ibt thanks for the warning then lassy i shall find myself a cyber lawyer pronto.
  12. lol ibti am waiting to finish this bloody work and start my weknd 2night its just the bloody time its going so slowly... ps zafir my shit tastes like caramel wana have some? ewwww i cant believe i posted that. YAH BUT NO BUT YAH BUT AM BOT BOVERD
  13. ohhh jacl and ibti setting in a tree K I S S I NG BLESS U2 do invite me in ure impending marriage. am bored :rolleyes: do excuse me
  14. well watching telly is haram, lisening to music is haram, looking at guy more that 2seconds am sure its haram/ but am sure we all do it so lets not get ahead of ourselvz here we all date, come one ppl state the truth everyone here is an adult.... in this day and age dating is natural thing in the process of selection that one has to go throw. :rolleyes:
  15. i mean will u ever date someone close to u? ie be co-worker or friend? am having this massive argument colleague of mine and am anal retentive abt this fact one should never shit where one eats, so does anyone fill the same abt that or.....
  16. :rolleyes: dont marry at all then its the best thing 4u :rolleyes:
  17. fact: somali couples are more likely to get divorced than anyother groups. so when considering marriage yes u should think of marrying another somali but is that mandatory NO if i am more likely to be happy with someone else and he is ticking my boxes will i hesitate marrying him NEVER, i wounder in islam is race a factor or deen should be important? my happiness is fundamental and is not dictated by his ethnicity.
  18. "To start with me, I wouldnt talk about marriage with someone I had sex with..." negro please, man like u make me lol walahi she is good for u to sleep with her but no u cant marry her, plz do tell me if more man think like u and sleep with most of the xalimos out there? do u think there will be ne left for u to deflower in ure marriage bed latter on? daah plz lisen to wht ure saying becoz its not making sense to me. ps BH when ure deflowring this gals do bare if u have a sis someone else might be doing the same thing to her, and u refusing to marry that gal could be ure sis faith also. :rolleyes: man
  19. lol hahahahahahaha "unless a person is having sex 4 or 5 times a day and is also getting little nibbles of other sex in-between. He or she should be eating great deal of food and enjoy the pleasure, we all know it lasts a lot longer then having sex." preach on brother. ps maybe we should actively encourage somali couplez to have sex more often then, hence it burns more fat than the gym and u will always be flexible. lol
  20. well i have to modefy my list on daily basis, due to factors i cant control one being fussyness ( if thats a word)