^L0L. Af-dheeri.com iga dheh.

Yo check this out, the guy in Y&R, Jamal Shamoor maala dhahaa? Waa Somali too.. LOL. Horta kaalay wixi qurux waa Somali maaxaa loo dhahaa? I haven't seen any Somali guy who resembles any of those well built, xaax brothers. Sankii dhuuban-ba waa Somali bay iska leeyihiin.. Beenta isku gura dheh.

I have discovered that throughout my lifetime, guy's initially prefer women with make up. Once they have made their victim their's, they do a complete 360 and prefer their woman without makeup. What gives? No make up here though. Probably haven't worn any in 2 years. I have been told that I do not need it anyways.

^L0L. Ma ninka dhano reer P/Land baad saas leedahay?

Waryaa Che' you pushed this thread back to the 4th page LOL. Stop digging old ones nooh. My Somali mechanic cought me drinking water yesterday while waiting my car to be fixed, and said: Oo waad istarexday biyaadba isla dhacysaa! I didn't respond out of embarrasment..

Faarax: Oh yeah? We'll wait and see what you do, marku ku yiraa grow a beard taller than you, surwalkana soo gaabso. Ghanima: LOL. Let me rephrase it: He needs to take his curry-smelling self back to his curry-loving people.

It never ceases to amaze me how so many Muslims claim to want to be included and treated equally always do so much to segregate themselves from the mainstays of society. Mr Butt here is a moron, yes he is!. How's his case any different than a muhajabah not getting a treatment at her local hospital unless she wears a tank top, winks at the doctor, and leaves her hair loose? He needs to go back to Saudi Arabia or wherever the 'ell he came from. This effin arab morons are ruin it for everyone!

^ Labadan ilmo adeertaa un baa la isku bad badali L0L. Hadduu rag yahay PM abtiyaashay muu ka dhigto? Mise har cad bay ku cunaayan buu is leeyahay.. Ninkii Geedi ahaana waxaa la sheegayaa abaabul culus inuu ku jiro xattaa hub la soo dagay oo uu qaybihii kale ee H clan ee uu kol hore magaalada ka eryay uu la shiray leeyahay nacalaa idinku ooli waaye maanta iga saara and I'll make it up for you, guys later Ha ha, waa marki uu dadkiisa iyo dhulkiisa uu cadowga u soo hor kacay! Ka xaa xaabi dheh. He was used and now tossed like a banana peel.

OMG! That is SOOOOOOO not funny but..BWAHHHHH. Good reminder for you guys to move out as soon as things go wrong.

^ We're no longer on speaking terms dude, quit following me. Word!

Originally posted by Cara: I'm curious Rudy. Do you talk the way you write? L0L. I wonder that too specially when he writes "word" at the end of some of his posts thinking he made 'ell of a point.

Not necessarily good, I never liked it enough to get addicted. Mine was more of a curiosity, and as you know that leads you down new paths L0L. Also waxay iga bad-badisay "waxan cayaalka uma fiicna don't you be touching this stuff .." and I be like "yeah right lady" and unfortunately it turned in to a challenge to do it. To do it, just the way she said it shouldn't be done.

I think Philo is the most useless in that list. I agree though,that is as useless(for a Somali) as it gets. Are you kidding me? The ability to bullshidh pretty much anyone? Trust me you could get way ahead in any field you chose... Yaabka, try not to place to much stock in what other's think can and can't be done. The final call is yours, do what makes you happy. Personally, I don't think any degree is inherently worthless ['cept culinary arts, what do you do with that, other than put icing on a cake and use fancy knives for slicing?] if you really go after the subject matter, and are creative in how you apply it once you're done.

Ms. D&D, you're not alone dear . Was about 16 or 17 when I had my first taste. I was babysitting for my aunt, and found one of her mijins that had dropped under the end table. Waxan is iri, waxaan cawo kasto ay ruugto, bal caawa ka dhereg, and eventually it sent me of lying in bed spinning. That did me in pretty much until my early twenties, when I discovered other things, none of which I've ever been hooked on.

Illaahow haduu meeshan wax fayoow ku jiro maxaa iraa! Idinkoo sooman hadaa saan tihiin, inikoo soomaneen bal maxaa moodaa? JB ka biloow, shaydaanul kabiiir , lama kala yareesto, Lilly marna serious iska dhigeeso marna ilko weeyn, LOZ oo gar been ah soo daystay, KK iskaba dhaaf, buugeeda waa buuxsamay... Lee ilaaaha ila laah, waa nii soo duceynaa I'A.

Maalinti dambe, xaaski oo wareersan aa cidihi ku kalahday, War jamac lawaa,bartiisa la waa,ee ninki manoolyahay,she asked. Yaab dadkii,war sowdigii ninkii burisay? Esh hadaa sual yaa husband chaser? They went thru the whole sheeko….haaji bacda fur islehyahay,diaper soo carfay aa ka hor imaaday… Ninku dharka ma badasho oo ma qubaysto shoow? How many dheeys bay bacda dhaybarka leh meesha u taalay uusanba dhar ka doonan? Ur u dhimo.

Originally posted by Dahia al Kahina: ^^Lol..shall we start with our own Ms Dh and Nephthys..we could convince them to pay us to escort them across africa without Paragon and North.. Unless your names are "Crunching Tiger, and Hidden Dragon" and one of you is a professional palm leaf weaver into a luxury cruise liner person, I'm afraid, i'ma have to pass.

Did you hear P.Diddy is of Somali origin and belongs to one of the predominant tribes?

I used to try to imagine what SOL-ers sounded like by the style of their writing. Looks like my imagination of you was righttt on from the get go.. the squeeky "oh shucks" type. L0L. Everytime I read a post of yours kor baan u qayliyaa, sometimes waan oomaa, lol. There are others around here that I imagine them to have a radio voice, the radio announcer type. I'd take nasaly, high pitched Farax over Mr. White. Weligeedbo. Cawo iyo maalin radio ha kaa kor shidnaado, madax wareer waaye.

If you want to have lots of kids, look for a Barry White instead of a Justin Timberlake. Men with a deep voices have more offspring, a new study suggests. ^^ Testosterone > deep voice > manly man = Xuux. Men, on the other hand, go for women with higher pitched voices because they find them more attractive, subordinate, feminine, healthier and younger-sounding. here

caga-baruur (Libaax-yar) That's my lill nephew's nickname. LOL. War Hargeeso waa meel dhimatay ileen? Xay tahay libaaxa beledka ku soo fakaaayo?

First his looks and then his inner beauty.... why lie?? Everyone skips over the dude that looks like he slammed his face into the wall one too many times.

No, Thanks.

Lets pretend Africa is a happy place and no one is killing anyone .. Then I'd love to gas up the car and drive from here to the tip of South America in a year, then cross the ocean by ship to South Africa, spend a couple years visiting every country in Africa, cross into Europe, make my way across to Asia, then finish off with Australia....total time, 10 years.....that would be sooo cool!

^ Yaahuuu. There was an actress in the movie Cilmi & Caado who went like this: "Oo haddii la isoo furo ma feer baa i chabi."