...and we're happy to say, after nearly 24 hours of downtime, that SOL is now back up and running! Well, atleast for now. . Bienvenue all. edit: actually it's 11 not 24.

Being curvy doesn't mean being fat. You could be curvy and pencil thin. I'm feeling cuvylicious..

"I wasn't even sleeping in the same bed as my husband. In a sense, I didn't want to be next to him because I worried he would know that something was going on, that I would say something in my sleep," She did a good job covering that up! But I couldn't , not only do I talk in my sleep, anoo soo jeedo aan sheekeestaa.. saacadaan in la i jar jaro ma ka bixi kari, allaheeey ka allla.. .

Dahia: Bahal aan saas u luxo Illaah imaba siinin dambigeeda, Alhamdulilah.. Caadi maaha, matoor baa ku xiran kuwan. Edit: KK, kuma jiro! Aniga miisaska iyo kuraastaan ku istaagaa saan u fiirsado.. .

I mean how horrified would you be if Mr-so-called ‘Gentle’ Farax believed in smacking kids? LoL… It's a B I G red flag. Today is the kid, tomorrow it's going to be YOU getting smacked upside your head. Don't be naive and trusting, you should see it coming..

Originally posted by Eccentric Nomad: i am also a 'rent a xalimo' for weddings ect so anyone who needs a bit of liveliness should met me know.... No chit! If you need backup dancers, we have Serenity and Layzie. They both can do a good rump shake to most niiko songs. We also have Mr. Faarax-Brown, the Patrick Swayze of SOL, he can dirty dance to almost every Somali song. PM Kool_Kat for more details.

Long lists of questions do tend to put me right off. It's like you are being interrogated or interviewed. So long as a guy is balwad-free, prays 5/day, and is tall, dark and handsome with a booming career, I would persue him til the end of the world. Maxaa waxaasoo hadal iyo jaqjaq keenay, iska daba raaracsii.

WOW, thanks LOL . I will actually try your advice, ya never know it may work!

Saa u taqaanid leee! Asoo this is "Soomalilaaandh Baaasabaooort" ku haayo aaba ii sawiran. qaaaaxqaaxqax.

Horta why do you refer nasty to that beautiful something people do out of pure genuine feeling for each other? Reer gaalkacyo inaa tahay waa is sheegtay. Dhoorooos . All I can think about right at this time is, the precious little face that one day may be looking up at me and relying on all my love.. Warka ii boobsiii.. any practical advice markaa?

Ha Ha Ha! Faduul baa awalba ku keenay. Sii soco..

Eeyaaraheen, Sheekhii dee, maxa dee walax war ah laga hayaa? Did he make it to France? Mise doon uu soo fuulaaa - tarxiil-wa-tumoow.com.

KK: Educational indeed. Bal educate some of us on how to get pregnant. OK..OK I know how , but is there any old wives tale you wanna share? There are some new little babies being born or who have been born to people I know lately - perhaps a good sign of fertility - it may rub off on us .

^ You are too pretty and smart to be upset by an "Old Butler" or whatever the male equivalent to "Guumees" is. He's not worth being upset over. Malaha waa loo soo qubeeyay, qaraar baa ka keenaayo hunqaaacada.. .

Originally posted by rudy: lol!! duke, plz do me a favor dont go to Mog.. i just hate to see your body doing 100 miles/hr down jidga hodan!

I think admin should raise the age of entry, or have a teen section for the jibis and fish cayaaal. :rolleyes:

This is an actual ad-campaign by UNICEF Germany. The first kid says: "I'm waiting for my last day in school, the children in africa still for their first one." second kid: "in africa, many kids would be glad to worry about school" third kid: "in africa, kids don't come to school late, but not at all" (!) fourth kid: "some teachers suck. no teachers sucks even more." ------------------ The ad got different responses from different people. I did find the ad funny the first time I saw it. But when I thought about it just a tad, then I realized that it just made us look like bunch of muddy uneducated savages. It seems really misguided. But everyone is entitled to his/her opinion.

My cousin lives in Versailles with her french husband, I don't know how far Lyon is from there, but I doubt new, fresh of the boat qaxootis are welcomed in her house. Sowwwyyyy. KK: Markaan ku arko dirac uun baad baridaaa, alllaaa ku ceeebee :mad: . Naa I'm going to Dubai in February I'A, anaa kaa soo dharjinaaayo. Yaanan baryo dambe kaa maqal.

^ Yup, yup. Only after your beloved addeer is dragged and put to rest.

Ciidamada dowlada Itoobiya ayaa guud ahaan badaley jawiga Magaalada Muqdisho ,waxa ayna magaalada lasoo galeen gaadiidka dagaal ee waa weyn sida Taankiyada waa weyn ee rasaastoodu gaarto 7KM ,iyo qoryaha leh diirada ee lugu bartilmaameedsanayo dad ridaya rasaasta. hadaba nimanka muqawamadda ah oo tabar daran watana akee iyo dowlad ma isku dhic karaan So ... what do you suggest Mr. Proud-and-Happy? Since one side has tanks and all that gaadiid, while the other has akee? why not grow balls and do what is right rather than what is easy ie; Fight akee with akee w/o tigre men fighting your war? Awood aadan adu lahayn inaad ku faanto waa kuu ragonimo-xumo. I'A brother, you people will pay for all your publically support of the vicious addeer and his tigre boys, who have dedicated themselves to the ethnic cleansing and destruction against these poor civilians.

Ninka comes to the room, prior to his arrival, she would go and handle her business, come to the bed, and turn all lights off, and she will position herself with lugaheeda cirka ayagoo fiirinaayaan. He knows the arrival time, he will come, go on top of her, do what he has to do to relief himself and the show is over. No affection, no hugging, no kissing, non of that. Foreplay hadeyba kuu taqaano ba. , I spill coffee on my keyboard, damn you Layzie, what am I to do with a sticky keyboard now :mad: ? Layzie, nin Somali hadaa foreplay ku bilaawdo, isla habeenkiiba gurigiii hoooyadaa uu kuu diraaa ogoooow . It happened to gabdho badan oo Dr Sue lesson ka qaadan jiray. Naa wixiii gaalada yaa ku soo baray intuu ku dhaho uu SH-na kuugu wacaaaa.. L0L.

L0L@ilbax. Wuu kuu dhiibooyaa, ma fahmin adi. Dhag-ween . And NO, it's not OK for a married woman to go to a club, wax maqal gabar . Why can't you and your gfs go to other places where men aren't getting horned up? Waxaa ku wado faduuul. Wiilkaas ina-addeerkay waa inuu ku garaacaa wallee..ilaa fadhiisan diidaye.

^Wooow, you found a lucrative market niche. Make sure no one steals your idea . Ciao, Inerpool. Welcome to SOL.

Originally posted by umu zakaria: As for me, i had ababy 5 months back and i want so badly now. i have not even recovred fully yet but i seem to be obbsessed with it! factory! no that is unhealthy plus figure distorter. Isn't there anything in your life worth doing other than having kids? :rolleyes:

Originally posted by Faarax-Brawn: Finally waad soo dhoofeysaa haye? Thank God niyow,meeshas quruntay (Africa) haa ku noqon. Ma Soomaalilaandh baad qurun ugu yeeraysaaa??? JB, Safar salaama addeeer, iska jir France hadday kaaga qaraxdo waa kuu dhamaatay. Gees gees adoo u soconaysid, if you know what I mean baa lagu soo celin.