In love with two diffrent guys at the same time?Are they twins? Nope, I couldnt anyways. [Not that I wouldnt try!!! jk/jk - Bad, bad bad joke, I swear ]

Originally posted by Faynuus: Iam so ashamed of her really. she went too far. I cant have sex with a man ku teh becouse waan gudanahay! how untrue is that. Alla yaa fiiriya ineey wali is haysato. damn you but so far, she has the sympathy of Tyra. naagtu waa sirreey. L0L.. . my fisrt thought was, how did she know she couldn't have sex, unless she tried it? It's only a matter of time before one of her x's appear on tv.

Originally posted by Faarax-Brawn: Maanta waa Somaliland,Beri waa O*Gadenia,Beri dambena waa Djabuti then unukaa ku xigno. Its pre emptive defense nooh ^ . Kala-bax kitaabkaa sheegay.. kuli shay arjacu bi'aslihi baa la yiri or something to that affect.

Juuje, your grounds for excusing their occupation solely on the grounds that the "Al-Shabaab made them do it", sounds similar to "The Devil made me do it", is just ridiculous! Teeda kale, the Shabaabs don't just struck out of a clear blue sky with no reason..those targeted are "sarakisha boliska ama militeriga" as you put it. I'm afraid execution is the proper sentence for traitorism. Anyone threatening the ressistance, will be punished. Anyone cheering/supplying information to our enemy will be punished, all dabo-dhilifs will be punished. Yaa iri u shaqeeya cadowga? Like I said before your stance is nothing but a "flip-flop" and enabling me to not take your stance as a whole seriously. I strongly condemn the death of innocent civilians, I wish the Shabaabs could make every effort to spare innocent souls from harm, nonetheless I support their cause, but for you to come out and shamelessly say "they need to be wiped out" umm..hello? I'm thinking you've accidently dropped your juujeeto? At what risk, and at what cost, and for what reason should they be wiped out? I'm sorry addeerkaa bay dileen this time [AUN], but if you think with your brain a little more than with your emotions people will take you a little more seriously. You need a calming down, take a valium or sumtin'. Insha Allah, the Axmaaro will leave Somalia in the same manner as the US, beaten, bloody and broken. Meanwhile, Juuje, go on, march after the General in a straight line now....HUP!!! Ya'all march real pretty.

Originally posted by Ibtisam: Then they drove all the way to shike to sit/dance on the top of the mountains. Sadly I did not have enough time to go to all three or the trip to the mountings. They love their lavish weddings. L0L! Ohhh! I assume you have mountain lifts there? cuz can't imagine Somali women climbing the mountain in their six yard bacween-diracs. Unless you folks are born spider-women, climb like spider and swing like one.. L0L.

This reminds of Adam Sandler's stand up routine, he said he always goes for the ugly women because beautiful girls scared him. And if the ugly girl shoots him down, he could always say: " OH YEAH, WELL YOU'RE UGLY ANYWAY" . Maybe that was the case for this dude, maxaa ka raacay laakin hee..!!

Nice! So now Juje's a pro Xabashi occupation? I was wondering why he has spoken like a true draft dodger or someone who is not a man enough to fight in a war, now that explains! His flip-flop stance speaks loads of his character as well as manlihood.

^ Your posts are always well thought out but I think you kind of lost your marbles on this one, son.

wuxuu caan ku ahaay bixinta salaanka ciidanka iyo habka usha loo ruxu 'Tis a no brainer. The man was famous for saluting, and dancing for the axmaaro/the puppet government. Why should the killing shock anyone? Question is, will the axmaaro salute him for his ultimate sacrifice? show appreciation, admiration, and honor just the way he did? mise dameer baqtiyee uu ula mid yahay? Kolee Allaha u naxariisto muslim buu ahaaye.

save some qosol and L0L-ing for later, when you hear the old man's ranting and raving, airing from radio Puntland, angrily denying that the incident happened: "layma dhirbaaxin, waa beentoood, Gabre waa saaxiibkeeygii koowaad, kaalaya wejigayga ma jug baa ka muuqata i fiiriya.." LoooL.

Thanks FB and Zafir for being examples of jerkass-hustlas and sweeties combined. I hope more men become more like you both that way. . Thread-ka cheesy waaye.. is adkee Isseh .

xiin, maxa dhacay awoowe waad yara kululaataye, ma qolodaadeey ahaayeen kuwaan ka carararay.. ? Islaantu markay gabadhii ka dhimatay, buranbur kalee tirisay: [insert qabiil name] iyo [qabiil name] waa Malyuun Mijirada [qabiil name] iyo Maalqabeenka [qabiil name] Magool dhaqaha reer [qabiil name] Magaca dheer Miiganoow reer [qabiil name] Murtida lahaa Guurkooda Asliyeeey waa kuu Mubaax. . Yaan la is calool xumeenin haddaaa..

Blessed had a baby?? or expecting??? Mabrook habiibty, mabrook. May Allah makes it easy for you. Originally posted by NGONGE: I ENVY that guy, he obviously isn't Somali and doesn't care if anyone thinks he looks like he fell face-first into a tackle box. ps; eyebrow tattooing is the 'in' thing these days gabdho, I've seen alot of girls who got it done. It's so unbelievably amazing, their face is like; wash and go..L0L, no more eyebrow make up, and plucking. Istareex wa nis! Makaa kala qalqaloocaan kamaba fikiraysid!

unfortunately, girls my age are too Somali for me abboo, [loud and obnoxious], habraha Allaha ii daayo.

dude, ^^ is the biggest croc of shidh ever spoken since languages were developed. I really hope I misunderstood your post..I really do. :rolleyes:

did she not pass away not long ago? Xamida? Dr. iisheeg magaciisii... oh.. Dr. Max'ed Warsame's wife? Allaha u naxariisto both.

hehe! dhowrid kaliya maahee, iska moos intaysan ku soo gaarin.. . Teeda kale qolodee yihiin it's clear as the crystal waters deee, . Si fiican ugu noqo waa iska fahmi kartaa.. buuxo: habartii cir iyo dhul meel ay gabadhi dhigto markay wayday oo nin worthy of her ay wayday, Ilaah baa iska watay markii dambe. .

Originally posted by Ms DD: Dhexe. I finished dugsi dhexe at xaawo taako. Dugsi sare waxaan aadey yuusuf alkowneyn. Was Iisho your school principle? Ma xasuusata Macallin Awees, iyo Macallin Dagaal? iyo islaantii biintoonida, Aaay Dahabo? iyo iyo.. nanaclihii Madoobe? . Good ol'days walahi! edit: Xiin, L0L cajiin shiid beel! Suuqa xaafadeena waxaa la dhihi jiray Siigaale.

ugly? hold that thought till you see me wearing it.. . Pucca, they have fake everything, I'm sure there's an eyebrow ring too. I wouldn't mind getting one myselft to try it out first. @Ghanima, did you say "when you were young"? and here I was, thinking you're still young.. .

Waxaa la yiri there's this Somali tribe who practices polygamy more than the others.. Hooyo baa gabadheedi xitaa ugu buraanburtay sidan: Sureereey, hooyo [insert qabiil name here]kulama rabo, anay i sireenoo, Suufkina iga furteen Deg-deg buu dumarka u furayaa, adoo da' dhalin buu mid kale da'dayan. Alxamdulillaah Ilaahaa imootiyay kuwaas, idinkana Allaha ini mootiyo.. . here's what she said about the other tribes: [insert qabiil name] qoodhi waayoo qor buu dagaa, midaan qaalmaha u shubin, qod buu la dhacayaa, Qaaliyeey kulama rabo. no comment. . [insert qabiil name] harar iyo hargeysuu ku gaynayaa, hanad-dadiinoo dhanna hoyguu ka xiran, wuu hanaas badan yahayoo, Hooyo kulama rabo. maya maya, raali ahaaada idinkana.. hortiina hor Allah.. [insert qabiil name] beer buu kuu qodayaaa, boqorkastoo dhalayna badar buu ku siinayaa, adoo bilicdaas leh buu buul ku gelinayaa, wuu basaas badan yaheee, Baariyeey kulama rabo. L0L. Beer faloow yaa ka bixi karo Illaahaa na lehe, war iska sii socda idinkana.. . Waa shan daran mid dooro: Kuwo ha ku qaraacaan, kuwo reerkiina irida ha ka xirtaan, kuwo naag kale hakugu kor keenaan, kuwo beer hakugu falaan. War heedhe, xaggee rag loo doontaa? LoooL.

"It will take us within twenty four hours to remove Ethiopians troops out of Somalia but we have to consider the general security vacuum when they leave and how to fill it" said the Prime Minister.". Xaax, jecliyaa, ma jalaataa!

We apologise for the hurt, the pain and suffering We apologise for the indignity, the degradation and the humiliation We offer this apology to the mothers, the fathers, the brothers, the sisters, the families and the communities whose lives were ripped apart I know that, in offering this apology on behalf of the government and the parliament, there is nothing I can say today that can take away the pain you have suffered personally. Whatever words I speak today, I cannot undo that. Words alone are not that powerful; grief is a very personal thing. I just thought about Abdulahi Yusuf for a second, imagine if he said that, would Somalia move forward? It was a great speech indeed. Of course, with a mistake of this magnitude there's really no alternative to the honest-apology approach.

^ iyaaa..saan maa keentay adne? Aabaheeyaa gacanta i qaban jiroo shaleemo i geen jirayaa..?? ma shiixeesid miyaa, macbuudkee . Xoogsade markaa isku bixisay aan ka shakiyey, inaa Xooga Dalka ku jirte, kuwii hooob-jac dhihi jiray. Islaan aan qaraabo nahaa hada ka hor i tiri: eedo meeshan wax kaa wayn maba joogo, dadkaaga dhinac ka raac adna, da'daada laq. LOL. War da dhafoorkey ku taashaaye ma anaa ka been sheegi karo.. .

Originally posted by AAliyah416: p.s. why do you care what another lady thinks of you? if you made up your mind ,and you are nt leaving something for Allah swt. other ppl shouldn't be on your way...somalida waxa laga raacay sharaf.....islaan hadalkeeda maxay ka dhimasa? Nothing I am guessing. @ Somali sharaf baa laga raacay! ma xaar baan isku fardhiyaa, marka? I don't live alone on a desserted island to afford not to care 100%. I do as I please, the one thing I will not do however, is risk my 'family's' reputation..so in that respect only, I do care what the islaamo think. It's always about 'gabadhii hebel' I couldn't care less what they think about anything, had it stopped only on me. They can sit there and pass their little hypocritical judgements on me all day long, but when it becomes ina hebel, it takes a different turn. Micnaha ma fahamtay? When I first pierced my nose, few years ago, I wore a tiny stud through it. One could barely see it, unless they really, really stared. From that day on, the islaamo started glancing at me with distain, calling me bad things ie; gabadhii hebel suuqay gashay, gabadhii hebel this and that. That actually hurt me, si xun. At the end, I called and asked my mom to make them stop , and she's tried to call them, but nothing seemed to happen. Maybe I should've invited them all to a bariis and hilib and then they'd be my friends . But I know no one would show up. Awwww God. I think I'm going to cry again.. All jokes aside.. I could wear the eybrow ring proudly and make no defense, that will make em all scratch their heads in wonder...and they will soon find something else to talk about, laakin taas aan diidanahay, caay horleh cimrigaan kama baxo. Islamaha cay waxaan ahayn ha ka sugin, I once had my nose pierced and all I got was oo ma Bakistaaniyad baad is moodey.. As if being Paki was an insult L0L, iska caadi waaye. Cayda dhiigooda ku shaqeeyo. Aniga waxay i dhaheen, "sidii addoontii bayba is dal-daloolini'e" war ileen ibtilo! soo addoon Illaah ma nihin kuligeen? .

Originally posted by Yaabka-Yaabkiis: ^^waayeeel aa tahay.... ahha, ma waxa rabtaa inaa ku iraah 1990 diaper aa ii xirnaa? .