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  1. Hello TechBoy. Wlc to SomaliaOnline. I am in my second year in some community college somewhere in the U.S. And i'll be the first to admitt, that i am failing student.
  2. Why do u want to meet boys only? What about us poor girls? *wipes a tear away* "sniff" Hey, i wouldnt' mind MEETING you. Just say the place and the time.
  3. I am edited already? Ohh c'mon, that little word couldn't have hurt anyone.
  4. Will you accept your wife to be making more salary than you are? Hell Yea. I am all about the dough. and how would you take that? Well, i would'be very nice, and repay her in some other way.
  5. well, my account is locked (prolly went over the 10MB limit or something)the only purpose it serves now is----the MSN chat thingy. I got tons and tons of online buddies that i chat with evrery time i am off duty. I get my mail, at They do a good job of filtering SPAM out. Would recommend it to all my constituents.
  6. I agree, but i am still sticking to my previous point. Clonnin' chicks is far more practical (in everyway) then clonnin' animals. They can be used for all kinda stuff. Or maybe i am not gettin' the point. HaHaHaH Keep it simple Stupid.
  7. name has an "a" in it. Oh c'mon Libaax. Stop stretchin' things. Your's alone has 6 A's. Thats not much help. I dont wanna meet just ONE person--i need to meet well over 10 chicks at once. O well, thats atleast my dream.
  8. HaHaHaHa. Haarun. Those goggles are too big for your face. HaHaHaHa
  9. HaHaHaHa. Haarun. Those goggles are too big for your face. HaHaHaHa
  10. HaHaHaHa. Haarun. Those goggles are too big for your face. HaHaHaHa
  11. HaHaHaHa. Haarun. Those goggles are too big for your face. HaHaHaHa
  12. HaHaHaHaHaHaHa. I need to meet my constituents. And wouldn't mind couple of HOTTIES in the process ------------------------------------------- Hey Shaqsi. I have a question bro. Do you know why my posts are being deleted, or am i being paranoid? I could swore i had 3 threads up, but on my next loggin', they were no where to be found.
  13. HaHaHaHaH. If you ask me, they both have the gray matter thingy missing. Without these two maniacs, the world would be better place to live.
  14. Legend Zulu. Where you from bro? Where does earth meet the heavens? Or is that the new science? HaHaHaHaHa
  15. O well, i wouldnt' mind having female clones---specifically made for SEXUAL stuff. Did you see, the movie Artificial Intellegence---they had male Mecha's that serviced their clients in bed. Say, how old are you?
  16. Ugh! I coulnt' keep my right-hand from left clicking on the reply button. Just wanted to say---ur HOOOT!!! thats all. Now, i'll go and get ready for my MATH test.
  17. hm if i am not mistaken there is abundance of female or atleast each man with one female Bull Crap! Remember, Rape crimes are all but declining. That renders your above statement useless, or list to say--haven't achieved that yet. HaHaHaHaHaHa. 1:3 male to female ratio? Are you by any chance talking about those GAY arab countries? where they starve young males of sex. I guess, that explains why Arab males rape their female victims annally. Bcuz they have soo much inside----and they letting all out. O well, but you---say, Magacaa Walaalo. And where do you live. If you care, i currently have secreterial oppening position. When sending your resume---pls include your pic.
  18. Ahem! You know, it just soo happens i was looking for Foreign Secretrary to advice me on all things in ME politcs. You see, the place is hotbed for terrorism, and exterism. As the President, and all the power vested in me by the memebers of SONLINE. I appoint you as my FM. You'll report to duty on first thing tommorrow. May the force be with you.
  19. Hi Haarun. Sup Bro. Nice Avatar you backin' there dawg. What are you, a welder, or something? HaHaHaHaHaHaHa. You look soo mean on those bulky goggles. HaHaHaHaHaHaHa. Take 'em bro.
  20. HaHaHaHaHa. I wouldnt' mind meeting my Super-Smart Super-Intellegent version of me---since, i got neither of those two. Wait, i just tought of another one, how about clonning females in abundance--so, there is one for each man. Sorry, its one of those CRAZY meaningless random toughts. HaHaHaHaHa
  21. OH NO! People dont click on that link. The thing you'll hear carries a subtle sublime message to get you change your religion. Sorry poster boy. Your busted. HaHaHaHa... can't people not see, the cross at the hedge stones. HaHaHaHa. Dont click on the above link---its order by your commander in chief. Or face the consequence. HaHaHaHa