shyhem

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  1. I heard Canada has a town called Dildo and if a somali girl is from there,what is she going to say if i ask where from?..........she be like "i'm from ........mmmmmmmmmmm you know yaaaaaa there"

     

    The only thing i wanna try in canada is the women and that's about it.

    I ain't yet ready to sing "OH canada" every time we have beer commercial featuring a Canadian beer on the Tv.


  2. fidel

     

     

    It's not doctored.

    Unless proven otherwise you can't say so, and i'm sure you are not making an educated guess here!

     

    This brotha is HOT

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    Ni99a you sound like Terry MacMillan's husband.With that kind of reputation,hopefully ain't no sister on S.O.l will consider you a candidate for How Xalimo Got Her groove Back.

     

     

    He's HOT!

    There are only two times when amanly man is allowed to use the word HOT.. ..........a) when he is talking about the weather and b) when he is describing abeautiful woman.Any other use of the word hot,especially towards someone of the same sex is freaky and that means there is some down low sh!t going on and someone better come out of the closet before the girls are disappointed.

     

     

    All the haters out there,

    Creating invisible enemies certainly is not the best way to attract my attention.Next time, try some other tricks like roll on the floor,poke a pen on u'r azz and a hissy fit will definately have you noticed by all that are concerned,just don't expect me to be among them.

     

    drink some Hatorade.

    Stop hanging around bitter ugly old woman like missy elliot-the lesbian.Those three words say alot about you than previuosly thought.Think about! while you're at it stop picking unnecessary fights with senior members coz some of us can dismantle u'r defense faster than a global hawk on Taliban azz.


  3. SOCOM Basically stands for special operation command.This game is based on the special forces point of view and u'r mission is to blow up stuff and go into enemy territory, accomplish the mission and get the f**k out of there.

     

    Definately a good game for anyone who wants to see how lethal the special forces are,in this game u will pack real heat lord have mercy on the enemy.


  4. Why are the girls labelling the brother like he is some sort of gym casuality.What happened to all the muscles and 6 abs the girls used to talk about.It ain't like the dude will break u'r ribs in bed..Most of the girls here have an azz that can handle apick up,i call it having alandmark on the behind.

     

    Anyway, how are we sure this pictures are not doctored?


  5. Not ghetto at all.I could only say yes to less than 10 questions.

    I guess i'm true somali, and that means i'm familiar with sh!t like eating bariis with bananas,but i have no idea about using hangers as Antennas.


  6. Nice to hear that the bombers to be are arrested.Now the next step should be to grill them till they say who sent them and why on earth did they want to blow their azz up.

     

    This are the sort of ni99az that deserves to be housed in Gitmo.


  7. Honestly speaking how do u have sex with 11 wives.When will it be the other woman's turn before u finish the cycle of having sex with each wife.If every woman waits 11 days to have sex when will the man rest?Is this dude having good times with all this women or is someone else helping him doing his job.What about the women, are they really satisfied with the way things are?

     

    I must say this must be a messed up Ethiopian man.


  8. Quite storm

    If you are not acriminal there is nothing to be scared of.

    As for police been trigger happy, you got understand that they have aresponsibility to protect their country and as sad as it sounds that is the reality and the early you learn to live with it the better.


  9. ^^^^

    U ask their victims,the little children they blow up in pieces in beslan.Imagine if it was u'r two yrs old sister blown into pieces,will you have considered them as freedom fighters.The russian indeed are terrorist but that doesn't mean that blowing up kids and schools is part of the struggle.

     

    Haddad

    I really don't think so.Terrorism has a minor effect on the economy.For the First time since Clinton retired, we have the lowest employment number here in minnesota....3.7% to be exact.Afew bombers here and there are not gonna stop people from investing in the economy.Contrary to popular believe,terrorism indeed has helped the economy,all defense related companies are doing a booming business,even the so called terrorism experts are busy making money from the guess work they are certainly becoming famous for.

     

    Shehe

     

    I do understand u'r fears and where u coming from.However don't u think the authorities should do whatever is necessary to protect innocent people like you.How do u expect police to handle aman packed with explosives in the middle of a busy street. Sometimes police have to take drastic measure to protect me and you,and hopefully in the process we all don't end becoming victims of terrorism and the police.


  10. I'm trying to understand what on earth are this terrorist all about,but the more i try the more i feel i should knock the hell out of their azz.This folks are nothing but cowards who can't face their enemy face to face and would rather do horrible thing like bombing trains and restaurants.What happened to the good old days when a man used to look forward to fighting his enemy one on one in the battle field where the whole world was a witness to some azz whipping like the iraq war.Saddam picked a war with the wrong guys and he lost,there is nothing hard about understanding about agood old fight btw two armies.But this terrorist sh!t is messed up.Thye are putting everybody, including us in danger.I don't wanna die in stup!d filthy smelly train in the middle of nowhere.If i wanted to be blown up by a terrorist i will have gone to xamar for the moriyaans to make a mess of my body in the dark alleys of xamar.But my life is worth more than that and alot pple depend on me and they don't expect me to do stup!d thing like putting my life in danger. Don't this pple know the consequences of their action on the innocent muslim community as well as that of the innocent train passengers.

     

    Where in islam does it say that,we should blow ourselve up just to make a political statement?Frankly speaking i'm sick of this terrorist and whatever they are trying to justify for their actions.This are rebels without a cause.Do they actually think that the west will be suddenly weak just because we had aterrorist attacks in new york and london?

     

    I must say i really support the British folks in hunting this muth**F**k**s till they detain the last one, and if that includes the police been trigger happy so be it.The terrorist should know that pple are not ready to take sh!t from them anymore and not everybody is interested in thier middle eastern politics.


  11. Originally posted by x_quizit:

    For those who are interested, we are having a get together for [All other TORONTO nomads (ladies only)

    "Ladies only"................can't help but picture kool aid and abunch of pretty ladies........what possibly could abunch of girls talk about over aglass of kool aid?


  12. Political correctness aside,this stuff is indeed true.Trust me guys, somali girls living outside somalia are been outsourced by the sisters in a village somewhere in Somalia and there is nothing pretty much they can do about.If madison avenue was involved in somali marriages,they would have definately come up with sort of brand recognition ADS for the sisters in north America and Europe.

     

    The sisters in states and europe surely need some help and i don't really blame them for losing the battle to an enemy less sophisticatd, barely educated and with pretty much no source of income.Imagine been on the recieving end of this kind of war whereby u believe u are totally prepared for the real thing just to discover that u'r azz has just started a losing streak with no end in sight.The competition from somalia is just too much, kinda reminds me of the reverse bids Walmart does in China.And that's what somali men are doing, deliberately lowering the standard by assuming somalia as an option, when and if he decides to marry.The girls here have no choice but to lower the standard.It won't be far when an somali doctor ofcourse a woman will be married to aloser with a G.E.D.


  13. We don't need UN or a picture of a skinny kid to sponsor anyone.WE are,i mean i'm already doing that on daily basis and i will continue to do that till die.However, i do not intend to help the world,i'm too busy with my own folks.I firmly believe charity begins at home and when my war with poverty is over,i guess that will be the day i will try to help the world,but until then i concentrate on my family.


  14. Originally posted by nafta:

    ^^ Aaww...that just breaks my heart. :rolleyes:

     

    Huuno, I see that as a good thing because ur not exactly high on my list either so relax ur definitly off the hook
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    Next Please!

    Don't worry sister,my dislike for harry porter is not as bad as girls who watch hindi films.

     

    As for u not considering me high on u'r list, i must say i'm not that worried.You definately won't be the first and the last girl to reject me.Aman like me is always prepared for everything and that includes rejection.However you should also know that in my world, i still consider you as pretty woman who is yet to be discovered and i might seduce you at a time of my own choosing..


  15. BAASHI

    Follow Saddam's advice on women to the G.I's. "look for a woman who is not too smart or too dumb,Awoman who can cook and clean." ofcourse pretty like her mother.

     

    Trust me brother,u don't want to dive into the business of fixing women.It takes time,energy and capital to fix a woman, and even then the results are far from what u desired.

     

    Saddam lied about wmd's, but when it comes to woman, i think he knows this field better than anticipating the enemy's moves.