shyhem
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I'm indeed sitting next to a computer but i have no ideas whether i'm comfortable or not...........i'm not i guess that means sh!t ain't that bad.
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Finally It's NFL season and time to talk about football.So how do you rate the vikings without Randy Moss?
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with that kinda of remarks she surely scares the hell out of me,meeeeeeeen i don't wanna end up with a she-male i met on the net.
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Originally posted by Kreepy Kid:as for male or female concerning myself....I am both and neitherAre you sure u ain't high on meth?
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Nice idea and i guess u should volunteer...........c u guys later.
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Explain to him in bold........ more bonus and commision coming for ya in the mail,plus 403b and 401k.
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True dat and that's why we have spokesmen who do the necessary explaination "is this even a word" others call them public relation whatever.
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Nice to hear you're back in seattle,hopefully the boys there will men enough to take care a hot lady like you
How come i had no idea you was coming to town,don't u think i deserved a warning or something close
Sometimes i can't help........i need to ask mike tyson for advice,i need me a change
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Explain to him please.
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^^^Poa kabisa what's going on,are u still in town or u went back to sleepless seattle
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Today is abeautiful day.I punch in and out when i want to and today i decided to punch 9:00 am and punch out 3:00pm.Before i reported to work i met this somali sister at the parking lot.We chit chatted in the shuttle, she told me she is amedical student and we exchanged numbers.I'm not interested what she is doing with her life but i want to know what are the benefits of knowing her.Hopefully she won't say i'm virgin and i have never been kissed before and all that crap.I'm not ready to bruise my sh1t this early.
Oh i forgot we just had free pizza at work and i'm kinda sleepy now.
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As long as the screwing is halal you shouldn't worry about who got screwed by who.
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Originally posted by 7 0f Nine:You unbecoming lot.. ama na kala saara, ama naga dhax baxa.
Don't expect any kala saara here anytime soon however i must admit you sound blazing hot when you're challenged.
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Bishaaro
Omarosa is one f**king annoying b**ch,i really can't stand that woman,she ranks up there with Condolleza Rice.
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Originally posted by Zephyrine:Shyhem, LoL...not at all. Tell me yours and I will happily tell you mine.Seriously you don't know how old i'm after all those years of pumping into each other?
I have no problem telling u my age,but where is the guarantee that u will provide me with that information?
Should we do it in public or in private,remember the call is yours.
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^^^u don't need to know,it's too late now she is taken.I think its better to ask who the rest of the girls are,again there is high possibility they might be taken before you got to know them.
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Originally posted by nafta:I doubt that there will be much of a work-out going if the tongue ends up looking like that
Definately true,hopefully me and you won't pump into that kinda of tonque.......not really the kinda of tonque we look forward to under normal circumstances
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Which one the sex guy or the gas guy?
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It's the addiction i guess.
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Originally posted by Goonle:Originally posted by Zephyrine:How old r ya. Its 2005 women can be asked that.You have a better chance of doing a wrist scan on her to find her age than hearing it from her personally.
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Originally posted by Legend of Zu:NEW PACKAGEAre You tired of xalimos Naggin?... Or perhaps You like a Fiesty female partner..What About If we tell you -we have what you lookin for -Femme Fatale - A FIESTY XALIIMOCONTROL THE VOLUME TO UR LIKING - SHE COMES WITH REMOTE CONTROLNEW INTORUCTORY OFFER - Buy Femme Fatale and get a free Remote ControlLoOl that is funny,Too bad the sister is so mad she had to say "leave me alone" in af-somali.
As for husbands for sale,just count me out.I want to bail my woman out of poverty and not the other way.
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Sometimes women as annoying as kids in aplane but i don't think i would have left any women in any gas station, especially when we are in the middle of an old country called Italy,plus i'm a freaking Macedonian with a wife from Georgia and we are desperately heading north towards the freaking Nazis where we call home.
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You just made tonque piercing so unsexy,However that doesn't mean i'm for or against a lady piercing her tonque.I guess it depends on if she knows how to work her tonque for the right occasion.
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