65% of college grads are women now days. I remember when i was a fresh in cal state....we were 15 somali guys n one xaliimo...lol. She had dates everyday. I remember the day that she was on lunch date and her nite date was spying on her. I never bothered her since i was xaliimo virgin then. My xaliimo drama is started after uni. She used to tease so much one i got so made at her and literally kick her big black azz!! lol...a Nigerian dude saw that n started yelling me. She was just laughing though. Nice beautiful ladies....congratz nomads.

Aaliyyah look before u leap next time!! lol....just messing with yah. naaaaah! good ole xamar aint gonna change until all them warlords are completely eradicated, their traces are washed with acid, and their memories have been entirely deleted from dadkas heads. But we all know how hard its to erase African heads!!! its next to impossible.

naah! u got your shyte wrong again...that was june 26th!! Then sillyland ran for the border to south to get some bananas since they were having bannana fever!! lol

i have a confusion to make here!! lool........Actually, that was the only part of the song we understand...nafteeyda waan maweeliya!! The rest is all greek!! lol Like when she says jaceelka waan u muldhayaa!! no clue what she saying there!! lol. what the hell does that mean!! Oldies singers have a style of depicting solid emotions with their songs!! And not like the software lip singing nowadays singers do while they cant even show case the emotions the songs words require.

i know the somali-diids will fuss n giggle like a teenage gal when they hear this kinda of story nowadays! However, they can just shake their money shaker, as far as i am concerned. Nin isdiibey, Kabad xun baa daanta. At least, she will provide with a happy ending for your compensation, while clan cheerleader get screwed left & right without any tangible benefits. An interesting idea though. I love that blue flag...i never own one, expect in graphics format! i need one so where kinda i find one? I am sure that the day i get one........i will have tears in my eyes n big smile on my face. It so genuine!! I promise xidig yahoow cidi n clan yahoow cirka u eeg...waan ku caashagey u 4ever. So lets all get the calan n stuck it on our cars to celebrate this special day.....soo awesome!! My 2 helpers in this endeavor are 2 xaliimos married to african americans. We good friends n i just can wait to see, when july 1st comes, we all go the somali resturant, all tds come, and notice that these xaliimos r married to non-somalis...i am gonna laugh so hard when i hear them complain how these are daqan losers...while tds r supporting 3 or 4 xaliimos in different countries. These tds know me some what (most r confused who the hell is my clan) but not these xaliimos!! i am gonna video tape it....its gonna be fun. Lets rock this boat.

Dont worry...i do have couple links to provide for basic steps. Dont worry about DC's, their seats will be at the back, next to td drivers and single mothers. Come on...its what its! educated pple first, must have a BA degress though at least, and the trash will be allocate to the back seats. We all know life is not fair...so deal with it. Its your fault no one else. fair is fair. No bs tolerated here! u gotta have some knowledge. If u come in showing off with an iphone 4gs, and u cant spell the word tomorrow, head on the back to see! Read the mofo sign!! I guess Siri cant help u with that yet! tough luck then.

Majority of hollywood white comedians are canucks! i cant comprehend why canucks cant access other country internet. Even china allows majority of internet access to its pple. No internet aye!!

I am going hire strippers for the secret service.....restore real somali daqaan, that means all dudes must wear hosgunty, and all xalimoos guntiimo. food will be cunbool, digir, and saliid macsaro. For all geljireh homies, fresh camel milk will be provided, danto n selicy music played. Sorry....no jaat provided n allowed in-house. Other than that, bring your durbano & watch the penguins cause massive earthquakes.

A dc & me were hanging out tonite shooting some pool...so he grabed my iphone & heard this! His q's was...hey what does mean by this:....... naftyeeda waan maaweleeya! I knew where he was going! So i told him...may be that she likes to play some games!! lol...he laughed & told the stfu. So pple...what do u think that shes refering to. holla here is the song:

Hore ayaa loo sheegay, Somali iyaga umbaa iska adag and thats why all Somalia is a war zone. We love to fight each other for no apparent reason, fighting over ridiculous things like qabiil thats based on a fake lineage and our genetic markers prove that. How can a Somali clan ''stem'' from Arabs and the Arabian peninsula when we dont even have the Arab J-Haplogroup in our DNA... I hope to see a united people one day, ready to fix their country, but right now we seem to be lost! Our day is coming...plz let us unite and be THE PROUD COUNTRY THAT WE WERE ONCE BEFORE. 20 SOME YRS IS ENOUGH TO PROOOF THAT "WE DIVIDE WE FALL....UNITED WE STAND LIKE A SOLID ROCK". I have decided to organize our 1st july day in la this coming July 1st........We gonna rock it!! Here is my theme song for this celebration: Last time i heard this, i was hanging out in xamar...i know understand it.

me likes the one that jibouti ladies make!! they are awesome n taste good for breakfast! ok...u might say Rudy...how the tell u know about this. Well....long time ago, i was dating this jibouti lady. I only met her on Friday nite, stayed at her place, n then left her place around noon saturday and then, did all over again with same schedule. It lasted 2 long till some xalimoo came n told her that i was dizzing her qaabil. I think that she was just julas! Can u imagine this xalimoo was married n was living with husband n she rats on me! I told the jibouti xaliimo...hey i dont even know what the hell your freaking tribe is......but ceya later n thanks for everything. She kept calling but i never answered back.

one of my favs: enjoy..gn every 1. plz try to post songs with lyrics so we dcs can dig them! thnx

i think wyre lives in some conservative Ayrab land! So..me pretty sure that hes like in the stages of virgin mary....dont fret homie! I will help with the donations for your trip, if u wanna visit the homeland n spill the beans! u game. Best place to see a smiling xalimoo who has a really bad qooq!! u feel me...u gotta experince that...its the best one.

I wonder why the hell she slapped the hell outta of me.......when i came to this world!! Yeah....i was born in Hargeeysa!! lord have merci! my family moved from jigjiga to h-town in the begining!! then to southern somalia! Well.....lol...no i am not xamaraweey like a lot of pple think that i am in sol.! u still dont know the full story!! I dont remember anything about H-town though since i was an infant. My family knows her very well n told me this story. ..my auntie was her student. But to me clanship is just a game for your tribe loser to shake you down..when they need your changes. So, i dont buy that. But shes your typical loser african wanna be leader!! She has nothing to show for her leader ship for all these yrs n she just keeps shaking the clan tree, everytime she needs some mo money!! Imaanko ka bax deeh! anyways, me will sue her for the uncalled smack or else she can hook me up, if she got a pretty daughter...i dont mind rocking that kinda of boat.

To be honest...i dont kiss nowadays!! lol.........but i am sucka for breastases..i cant get nuff of tight, firm twins!! In my next wedding, i wanna take pic of my head between them twins!! deal.......

a cc is a snake is the grass!! He will kill u for no reason. Hes a brainless, ignorant mofo who has the brain of a monkey. Just like a monkey, all he needs is piece of a banana from his master & u history!! Worst mofo to deal with. if u see one, toast him before u r a dead for no reason that planet earth humans can comprehend at all!

i sure dont want my kids to ever be like eke princes harry and sissy prince williams.........so i sent them to jowhar to connect with their roots!! And they wont be back till they recite to me on the phone Sayid Mo's abdulleh hassan poems to me perfectly on the phone to me!! Every one who believes in being true somali should do that. Adiga clan cheer leader giitayo duniyda jogeeyneh!! jahanama la geeyoow hadaad aaxiro u jahaado... wadnaheeygi xuma beey ableey jaqaf ku siiyeen deh etc.. yall know the rest of course!! lol

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come on now...u gotta back that up...........! beep beep!! lol

so who the hell isaak clan???? never heard of them!! r they like real underground mofos!! ciiydeey galaan miyaa!!

since she lost all her other iphones in a shopping mall, according to her!! What now..........! lol. This african pretty lady keeps coming to our shop. She's always comes when i am by self since i do the morning shift n my partner does the afternoon ship. Shes related to him. I am not gonna say what nations shes from ( to protect her rights n my pocket...shes east african though) but, its just becoming unbelievable to me!! How does one lose 2 iphone 3gs in one week?? i cant comprehend. Shes very pretty....n i remember saying to her one day, in the midst of ignorant african cab driver customers (one mofo was yelling at me....hey how do u spell tomorrow..i am not kidding...wft) storm when i saw her standing besides the customer that i was helping and staring at me. "hi ...pretty lady can I help" I notice the big smile that poped up on face...but i was just 2 busy to devote my head to her. Anyways, she split after i told that her coz was coming later, when she asked me that. Then started the iphone wareer. She would come with her lil kid n a large to go pizza, tells me what happened, sits down, offers a pizza and then ask for another iphone since she lost hers in the mall. First time, i was just in confusion about the pizza offering, took the high road, and thank her for being such a kind, wonderful pretty lad. Another smiles, a handshake and off she goes. I found that shes married 2.....! Couple of days later, deja vous. a repeat of the previous event again. Each iphone is costing her 200.00 dollars since they are unlocked n jailbroken + the new sim n service which are 80 dollars. Then the text message from her last nite. It went something like this...hey wat u doin..coming to my party!! I didnt answer since i avoid marriage affair issues like a vacation in Boosaaso! No punt intended here...I just dont wanna be in a 3 way situation, just bugland is with middle-finger, the pirate bosses n then claiming to be with somaliyween! It just smells to hi-heaven!! I am waiting for the next chapter. lemme go n nuke my pizza for dinner now. I swear to god...this is not from her! its from my frig!! Honestly.....lol. U believe me ..right! I am not liar.

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Dont be hating big foot!! lol. these r natural god's gift to protect africans mouths against mosquitoes and insects. Let us yours haji. i bet if you stick your head out of moving car, you die of lack of oxygen when those huge lips of yours start vibrating!

so how come that there were no somalis existence prior to the 15 century? Can u explain that to expel the mutt theory!! Your turn.