Originally posted by AAliyah416: ^typical Somalis. The brother is trying to upgrade you. Be kind enough to say thank you LOL,i cant help it.

Originally posted by thugged out but cant feel my feet: i really thought she was a greek fury or nymph. i guess you learn something everyday. now its my turn to do some googling... okay that didnt help at all. i dont think they picked the teams that are going yet and plus i dont follow the sport. im going to say philidelphia eagles just because. my question: would you prefer being a monkey in a humans body or a human in a monkeys body? and why? LOL,Interesting question. I dont know why i would ever stop being a beautiful human,but if i must choose, i would be a human in a Monkeys body of course. Beacause(maxaa yeelay dheh),despite maintaining my humanity,i will have the ability to swing from one tree to another tree in the Amazon or some freaking forest somewhere in Central Africa. Question,Wth is wrong with you?

Lol,This looks like a tutorial on how to be an uptight snob. Gentleman maashe? Thanks a lot,Laakin anu uma baahni..Nice interesting read tho,the younglings,the Khalafs,the Che's,the Zafirs,the Marc Smifs(smuff?) & the confused discombobulated lot(I.E, all TFG sympathisers)could surely use this guide.

Originally posted by Ghanima: ^^^Loool. No as I said Che is in.......and CL is helping him out Watever the case,the title should be, "music,wayyy back the"

What is this? My father's high school re union party?

I have always wanted to be a pilot. Is it OK to blame my mom for sqaushing my dreams?

Originally posted by thugged out but cant feel my feet: well... if this will make me part of the in crowd. *brings razor to head* here goes... Lol. Yes,welc to the (Budding)balding club So,your question thread,wheres it?

Originally posted by thugged out but cant feel my feet: *pokes head in* silently sips tea in corner. What an ugly hair do! You should change your name to thugged out but cant fix my hair Hello Val

Originally posted by marcassmith: thats a statement of contempt! Contempt? Nigga Please! You are as contemptious if not worse.

Originally posted by cynical lady: Maraha tele huko hapa karaha tu.. leni umekwenda nyumbani wewe? Jamani leo naskia uvivu tu Ume kula Sima na mchicha? Ma'ana you seem like you have the uvivu kama ya Simba wa Nyika, aliye kula nyati. Dada,Cynical lezi, Chukia uvivu,Uwe Mbunifu; ma'ana ubunifu husaidia kuoengeza tija(ya akili) na hupunguza maumivu? LOL Wa Bongo? Goodness,where did all these tanzamalians(Somalis from Tz)come from? Where are the true sujuis?

Lacagahan been abuurka ah ayaa intooda badan waxaa lagu farsameeyaa mashiino yaala Magaalada Boosaaso waxayna saamayn ku yeesheen nolosha dadka dagan Gobolada kale ee ka tirsan Maamul Goboleedka Puntland. Somali iyo lacag jeceel. Lacag unbee soo abuuran without really considering the serious effects on the general economy. The Question is,who is printing these monies? How much money was it really? It must be from some highly organized well connected fatcats in the regime. This is what you get when you have these mini states going all indepedent. No monetary regulations.

Originally posted by J.Lee: U-Doggy Dog (Lool O' that kills me) I am just an innocent observer. I don't know what you are talking about. Brownie: I missed you too. I'm living a healthier lifestyle now among butchers and vegans. I'm happy to announce that I'm no longer addicted to starbucks. Oh Mama!!,You Traitor,You scandalous beautiful Human. After you had me addicted to it,you back off huh?

Originally posted by J.Lee: I agree with CG. Dont' close this Topic. I haven't laughed this hard in awhile. And,I(or anyone) hasnt seen you here in a while... Where the heck in the world of tall lattes & mochas have you been?

Originally posted by Nephthys: ^ Are you forgeting the lower Juba/Shabeele region? Those folks were farmers by nature addeer, iska yeel yeel maaha. They run their farms successfully back in the days. Now, land mines and air/surface bombardment have poisoned the agricultural lands. It'll probably take years to recover from the ravages of war. Nonetheless, that's a good plan Abu-Salman. Correct. And i did mention it in my reply maaha?, Saying that,except for the two rivers region(which yall call Jubba & Shabelle,LOL), theres nothing else in Somalia or any somali land for that matter. Except maybe pockets of land here and there. Farming is a relatively new concept for Nomads. One thing i know for sure is that,You tell my people to do away with Nomadism and embrace Farming,walle in lagu karbaashi.

However, I thought practical irrigation technology could help us towards both food security as well as self-sufficiency in an era of rising food prices, especially in Somali inhabited areas more suitable for agriculture, where rural Somalis are neglected and massive rural-urban migration is witnessed Hello Abu-Salaman(Kool-Kat,kumee? LOL) This is quite an interesting story and i like your vision. However,you have to have the farmer mentality,the farming land & of course the water for this to work. Most of the arable land in Somalia is already saturated, 3/4 of your land is Arid or Semi Arid & there are only two major rivers in the entire Somalia. Besides that,Somalis are not farmers by nature; They say in Africa,a Leopard doesnt change its spots and I believe its hard to transform roaming nomads into stagnant farmers...

Originally posted by xiinfaniin: lol@khalaf. You should be a littel bit creative if you want to trap ma tukadayaasha! Lol@Matukadayasha. Speaking of tukasho,waa jimce,ee gotta go!

^I forgot about the claustrophobic thing. Oh boy,naqaskii baa igu xirmay just thinking of it. Hey it's for overpopulated, developing countries ok? It doesn't need to be fast, just warm and safe, presentable, and getting you to where you need to go. Small cars are wonderful. Zero power=girly aaah? Oh yes, must remind people constantly what a powerful monster I am miya? True Indeed.

Originally posted by -Lily-: I think it's a cute car that people can afford. Cute=girly,Affordable=cheap,Cheap=zero power,Zero Power = girly

This is not suprising. We all know Indians are cheap-a$$ . So,the shrewed owners of Tata,after failing to break the car buyers market,came up with this brilliant idea. The car is nothing more than a pimp'd out Tuk-Tuk,a motorized Mkokoteni (Gaari Gacan). Bax dheh,You aint gonna catch me riding in one of those... But,Oh Well its Indians,so that is expected. I guess Jaguar & L/Rover owners can now proudly claim to own a cheap car as well

Originally posted by Willamina: ^LoL, maya maya, adigaa boqolkiiba boqol i dhaama, I sound like a digaagad barooranaysa whenever I attemp to hees Xaax!!& loool@Digag baroornaysaa...Makes me wanna hees even more; Pwak Pwak Pwak!! Chicken Chicken.... Bey dheheen THREE SIX MAFIA(You do know who they are maahino?)

Originally posted by Valenteenah: LoL @ FB ...wlc back. You've been missed! And you and Rahima are right, the ailing swimmer was African, from Equatorial Guinea. Not sure why I thought he was Ni-Vanuatu. Dabshid , I can float. Does that count? LOL@Float,are you made of foam walaal? I was only gone for 5days,you miss me instantly? Ghanima,Tis all good dear

Originally posted by Willamina: ^LoL, Ma jacayl baa ku haya? maxaa adoo feedho qaawan dibada kuu soo saaray dhaxamahan dhacaya mise waxaad is tidhi dhaxani wax kaa tarimayso ducaysanoow Dee uhees hadaba.... Naf jaceyl hayaa ma hadhgashoo.... hurdo way nacdaa ma hiigsatee........

^Well,I have a very good photographic memory. I can remember things very well. I had all but forgotten about it until this incident came to light. Besides,It was all over the newspapers,TV Stations and sports magazines in Kenya at that time. Haa sa ahaatee,it was not a usual thing to see out of the ordinary tv footage as that,especially in Kenya. It struck close to home,Eritria is very close to Somalia. Thinking about it now,the story was that the girl was Somali,Probably explains why even my grandmother was watching her

Originally posted by Rahima: quote: I thought that swimmer was from Zimbabwe LOL. Will never ever forget that. That was not a diagnol swim,it was zigzag-ish actually. Tehehe. Don't know if it was Zimbabwe, but he was definitely African. Till today im embarrassed by it- Africans should not swim! Whichever country he was from,That was just typical African. Africans are crazy. There was one particular incident that i will never forget. Back in Bercelona(was it 92?),There was this female Eritrian runner who was wearing a male's jersey, a male runner's jersey yaah? No sports bra(She had the usual rajabeto i think). The sad thing about it was that,it was one of those long distance gigs right? which means people had to watch this poor beautiful African showing all her mammary glands popping out of the sides of her jersey. Poor girl,she had the heart to finish the race but she was holding on to the sides or the end of of the Jersey to keep things tight,Needless to say,she came out last,a good 15minutes behind the leader,Maskiiin. I really felt sorry for her. Imagine the entire world either feeling sorry for you or ogling at you? bit difficult doing any of those hands down. Tell me about it~

Originally posted by Cara: quote:Originally posted by ThePoint: It's not about black and white - it's about his message - one which he expresses in such an eloquent way far above his rivals. The smart thing he's done is to distance himself from 'black' issues in order not to 'alienate' whites. Can't resist pointing out that the medium is the message Interesting how the child of a Kenyan is running for president of the US while Kenya's own political future is so uncertain. Talk about a brain drain. Tell me about it. Shucks,too bad Ms Clinton made it in NH. But hey,We are winning in S/Carolina,Nevada,FL & MI.*Insert a Howard Dean* Yiiiiiiiiihaaaaa!!!!! OK,So,here is the dilema though yeah? What if Edwards wins S/Carolina? That will spin everything around! On the republican side,whatever happened to Mayor-I-am so liberal -9-11 Gulliani? I hate that fool with some Passion.