Funkysista

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  1. LOOL@ UNFERTILIZED...damn so typical of men they don't take no for answer....i got few things to add to this as well ..........check it out WOMEN SEEKING MEN" Classifieds 40-ish means: 48 Adventurer means: Has had more partners than you ever will Affectionate means: Possessive Artist means: Unreliable Average looking means: You figure this one out Beautiful means: Pathological liar Commitment-minded means: Pick out curtains, now! Communication important means: Just try to get a word in edgewise Contagious Smile means: Bring your penicillin Educated means: College dropout Emotionally Secure means: Medicated Employed means: Has part-time job stuffing envelopes at home Enjoys art and opera means: Snob Enjoys Nature means: Bring your own granola Exotic Beauty means: Would frighten a Martian Financially Secure means: One paycheck from the street Free spirit means: Substance abuser Friendship first means: Trying to live down reputation as slut Fun means: Annoying Gentle means: Comatose Good Listener means: Hard to pull a word from her Humorous means: Caustic Intuitive means: Your opinion doesn't count In Transition means: Needs new sugar-daddy to pay the bills Light drinker means: Lush Looks younger means: If viewed from far away in bad light Loves Travel means: If you're paying Loves Animals means: Cat lady Non-traditional means: Ex-husband lives in the basement Open-minded means: Desperate Outgoing means: Loud Passionate means: Loud Poet means: Depressive Schizophrenic Redhead means: Shops on the Clairol aisle Reliable means: Frumpy Reubenesque means: You can figure this one out Romantic means: Looks better by candle light Self-employed means: Jobless Smart means: Insipid Special means: Rode the small schoolbus w/ tinted windows Spiritual means: Involved with a cult Stable means: Boring Tall, thin means: Anorexic Tan means: Wrinkled Wants Soulmate means: One step away from stalking Widow Nagged means: first husband to death Writer means: Pompous Young at heart means: How about the rest
  2. somali brothers don't know what love is period
  3. OMIGOD is so true that somalians have issues about age and it became some kind of threat if u ask their age not only women hide theirs men also take a big role....they never move. Commansense don't you see people who were born back in 70-79 are all coming down to 82-83..LOL damn next 10 years everybody is born in 90s..lol that's even going nuts... there was this chick that was atleast older then me 5 years and i knew her back in 94 so she came to my 22 birthday and she says i'mway older then her and the sister ain't even close to 19 DAMN get a grip aight...i was like ok guys we all need to move and by the time your grand kids are 19 u guys gotta away the crown Guys we need a scale that measures up Agesyndrome and weight..LOL alot of secrets will reveil in that way
  4. One thing i can't go anywhere without would be my funky levis jeans and lip_glass from mac studio fix....
  5. Wildcat7 if i indicate things at the wrong direction plz stop me but r you worrying about letting your self go and scare of commitment if that is so..that's natural and men's nature to inspire women when they know what they on about is absolutly ballistic you probably lost hey....*LOL* me too so r we excatly talking about...or am i posting messages when the conversation ended..LOL so typical of me
  6. Damn gurl i think holding hands is what somalians consider crossing the line and you have the nerve to kiss infront of them damn i guess if you wanna be famuous for a while u can do that cos people will talk till they drop gurl...Haven't you heard without somalians the telecome will be broke..*lol*
  7. Shaqsii u are right bro, i am actually thinking to visit a family that live in london so i will take ur suggestions and see what london is all about..and incase i get lost i will log in here and complain..lol cheers
  8. SOUL LADY I FEEL YA I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE I WAS 2..lol First of all jibrill i think u never been loved and the only sisters u came across didn't even want ya and perhabs that's the reason why u feel that way brotha... let me assure you boo somali sisters are way more understanding then our beloved somali brother and we damn know how to show emotional and express our feelingg regadless what men think of us...while you at with other races which i have nothing against.. don't think we are not cherished with others..jabril don't you know somali women are considered one of the beutiful women on earth that we have european features as well and come after spanish women..i think u should read often aight, and not to mention intelegent and well aware of things that somali men think it's hopeless...broth don't piss me off cos we both know no somali women ever said holla @ ya..LOL
  9. First of all Rock's Chick U right and Nuradiin u made me laugh damn why you always involve everything to religion boo it ain't nothing to do with it aight SISTA with issues I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY BUT GURL WE ALL HAVE ISSUES BUT IT DEPENDS HOW YOU OVER COME WITH IT AIGHT.... Gurl i feel ya i lost my cousin the same situition and that ain't gonna stop us reproducing sis, it's hard to imigine things like that happen to somebody u are close to, but we ain't gonna scape death sooner or later you will end up in grave so it's always the best to leave your precious babies behind. I guess it's all up to ya what you gonna do so i hope you choose to have children and change your mind aight
  10. Damn now men are seeking asses boo let me join the small ass sisters i am my self looking for how to gain wieght on that part..LOL so i guess you don't stand the chance if u are skinny boned boo cos it's about genes aight
  11. You know what i agree with totally cool chick there must be something that dude ain't saying.. That sounds one in million but there must be a catch hitten somewhere.. ofcourse no women would refuce a man like that she will infact binch her self though her life..lol
  12. ok guys am i able to join the club if we both share the same Queen..*LOL* yeah i'm from australia hibo i totally agree with ya sis, i don't understand what's up with london isn't a small place that cars hardly fit in....and everybody sounds like spice gurls..lol no offence guys but i recon london needs bit of expanding to do..and i love the accent