Chelsea 4 , west ham 1....yay!...sho em' mad skillz....yayy..go chelsea..i know some people are seething...

Soma inc...thnx bro...go chelsea, go chelsea...yay....ahem..i have to stop myself....oh and i am waiting on you to let me know when i can do ma thing...i mean we both know that your physio is crap..right?....they tell me i got magic hands.. ..so...fire him/her pronto.. Mr La villa....some wise old owl told me....(repeat after me)Chelsea is the IT team......go chelsea go chelsea...go bluezzz.....(good boy) :cool: One more thing, dont call me 'alpha gamma' ...u make me sound like am related to vasco da gamma, and it was said that he was a short man...and i am not short!... ( am assuming u know who he is, if not google it..)

Who is ahead at the premiership league.....huh? huh?...CHELSEA...infact incase you are dillusional, i will spell it out for you, Arsenal is at number 5....hear that? number 5.....now bow down..i mean ..now go cry..:)i say let the results speak for itself...and only a talented team can talk about skills not a team thats on our feet...catch my drift? Anyhow..wether you endorse me or not i will join a team az a physio...and if i knew you support that gory team i wouldn't have asked u zilch... Go chelseaaa, go bluezzzzzz...Yay.....ahem

Well said northerner....I can't wait to start my designer diraac bizness in hargeisa...and maybe build a lill fortress for aniga and grandkids to come inshallah..so as to 'add' to the 'bursting at the seams ' somaliland...

Originally posted by The Notorious 1-8-7: [QB] If you are a football buff and you think you can cope with the pressure, you are invited to join the league, it's quick, easy and fun (sounds like a commercial). Ahem....i didnt realize i have to be a football buff to apply my physiotherapy or rather sport injury massage techniques on the players....I am fully qualified in this department and i think that it is enough to make me qualify... Oh and by the way i am a chelsea supporter....go chelsea...go bluezzzzzzz, go Hose.....damn that Frank Lampard...he is ummm talented > I also watched the arsenal-juventus game....and i have to say 'lucky sods', watch when they go to Torino....there azz will get whooped and i will be laughin @ ma broz and those of you who support that gory team !...yes, am saying arsenal suck... . Just to conclude this , i would like to say that i do know a thing or two about a player being offside.....so there u go notorius...i qualify...right?

since all the women feel left out in this...I have to nominate myself to be the team's physiotherapist...accept it or else :mad:

Rendezvous....she didn't get to tell me about 'uur' seems my katika-ring bothered her more....

Randevoooo....mbona hiyo picha ya cool james ni'cajab'..the phrase 'mutton dressed az lamb' springs to mind ...he looks like those type of guys who wear sunglasses even when its dark so as to fit into the 'cool' criteria Originally posted by Thinker: quote: Wararo fulani back in the days ametoka somali siku mmoja kasema (war waa'kuma ..) waryaa ati mimi nani ? Wararo chunga nita kusonda sonda Usisema maneno kama hayo tena .eti wa kuma mbwa wewe... [/QB] mbona umeichekesha hivyo...ati mbwa wewe Viking...i missed those rediculous guys didn't even know they changed there name..thnx for that..i loved the 50 cent song.. ati ' i dont what you 'hand' about me..but u cant get a 'ndara' out of me..

Mbona umenikumbusha enzi zangu...oh the memories...usishau ma wimbo za Traci chapman, nilizi memorize zote.. how i thought i woz soo cool at the time..lol Nakumbuka kanda bongo man's 'kwasa kwasa'...whenever i heard that song from the kiosk near our house, i used to hide so that i can 'katika' like there is no tomorrow...lol..one day my mlendo cousin caught me katika-ring to that song and he woz like ' ala hadha sidaas u ciyartiid , uur ayaad qaadhani'....so being mtoi with no brains at the time, i went to 'madhe' (mum for those of you who are washamba from jua kali) and i woz like 'hoyo ni nini maana ya 'uur' and she woz like' why do you wonna know' and i explained that nilikuwa ninakatika to kanda bongo man's song and she woz like 'u were doing what??!!' mbona nika rialize i shoudnt have said that, anilichafua mpaka nikachafuka...lol i mean nilipigwa na 'akala' that i never katikered to that song again

Oh i almost forgot to add to the restaurant names...(drum roll).. Wanakhatandi Hotel

lool..jina za hiyo ma restaurant mbona ni kali.. Got a lill joke uncle wa mine aliniambia today.. He went to Turkana to do some bizness... then his car got stuck kwa matope...he then saw mjama moja mturukana and asked him if he could stand behind the car to make sure that my uncle doesn't hit another car as he woz reversing ....huyo mturukana aka agree...so my uncle started reversing the car...the mturukana woz like ''Ghuja (kuja) tu, ghuja tu, ghuja tu, lakini ukisikia QOTOH , simama!''

The first caption: Nuns gone bonkers! Second caption :Alla hogeyeee (af somali) :Wajameni! (af swahili) :Is your knickers in a twist? (af ingiris)

Flip..mbona umebabaisha walendo hivyo....mameno zao mrefu inatetemeka utafikiria wameshikwa na baridi... All am going to say is that am proud of being sijui (coz i wouldnt be the person i am today if i was not born and raised in kenya).Having said that, i am even more proud of finally learning about my 'real' roots, culture and 'af somali...Laakin aad iyo add ayuu nafta ikeneey..

Inaa lilaah waa inaa ilayhi raajicuun..May Allah grant her Jannah ...Aamiin

This is a poem written by an ex- christian preacher who is now called SHEIKH YUSUF ESTES who i have been 'listening ' to lately and has struck accord with me in every possible way u can think of when it comes to Diinta....hope u all enjoy it.. I see now my quest of life had been in vain I desired pleasure and material gain For those around me, my goals were plain I wanted the glitter and glamour this world provides I couldnt see the treasures that all these hide My 'Quest of wealth'- could never buy what i needed most My search for 'fame'- was like trying to catch a ghost But when my prayers were for 'Guidance ' from the one above I found success in 'Total Submition' to the will of him - in love I found all the riches, glory and happiness that one might require But most of all i discovered my heart's desire I found the which is the secret of life's lease I found the one who gave all,when He gave me peace It finally came after all those years of trouble and strife That to do ' ISLAM' is the purpose of life

Inna Lillah Wa Ina Ileyhi Raajicuun....May Allah grant him Jannah...Ammin

MashaAllah....Beautiful and Serene.. thnx sistah

I was just reading a posting asking who everyone admires ...and i had a thought...have you guys thought of hooking up?..i mean like getting together so everyone can meet everyone...if it has been already done then i apologize...if not then why not..huh.

Ngonge....wow u took me back, back , back in time with that song ....damn how i used to luuuv it.... Oh and az for my last bullet i would shoot anyone that would try to harm me or ma family ofcourse

I believe Asian Muslims have their own system for buying properties - they all buy their properties pretty early on, which is great because having a secure home for your family is almost as important as putting food on the table (renting is a dodgy venture and hardly good value for your money). I think they use a network of family and friends who put up the total amount, the house is bought, and then the money paid back in bundles within the next 10 years...or something like that. Thnx Zephyrine for this insight, i never thought of this idea, its a great one.

Glad London has won , Inshallah i hope it will boost up all the somali stores in and around London...

It seems to me that interest has just been replaced with the word rent. It further seems that this a "feel good" strategy to muslims who are uncomfortable with interest to get mortgages. Exactly my thought.... and i dont think they would help anyone that has bad credit to get house, which leads me back to my initial thought that there is no such thing as a halaal morgage its just a farce

Is there such thing az a true Halaal morgage? Isn't it only that they intend for the 'Halaal' bit to get our attention but infact have a 'hidden' agenda? Don't they have the insurance 'hidden' somewhere in the cost of the morgage?...Am asking this because it is too good to be true

What can i say to let her kno........ That you are the best there and its no show..... The most essential part of ma world......... She is the one who took ma hand............ The one who gave me all the love........... Unconditional as she struggled like mad.......... To raise me and ma brothers and sisters.......... She would have carried all of us........... if she could, on her back.................. She would take all our pain or suffering.. if she could, thats my mum, so loving.. So nurturing, so caring, so understanding... Her shoes no one can fit... What do u say To someone who stood up and helped u grow Went through immense pain Cried buckets ,what can i say to let her know That she is as sweet as vanilla cake The best Allah gave me... She is the best there is ...(Alhamdulillah) That i hope i have inherited Some of her wisdom and her strength... Miss the warmth of her hugs... Miss the way she used to shout at me and fuss and then hugs and kissses me again n again And i used to be like ''mum u were just mad@ me' And she be like it dont matter honey I love you come here Squeeze the life out of me, melting ma heart with her unconditional love.. I Love you mummy dearest Cant help this tears.. coz am overwhelmed that you are far from me... wish i could cuddle you and give a kiss.. Cant wait for the day i see you.. (InshAllah) Smother you with my luv just like you used 2 do.. U are ma heart and so iz my other heart Abo

MOODS OF A WOMAN An angel of truth, a dream of fiction Awoman is, a bundle of contradiction She is afraid of a wasp, will scream out loud But will tackle her man,alone in the house Sour as a vineger, sweet as rose She'll kiss u one minute, then turn up her nose Some time iz mad, crazy and sad She'll hate u like poison, and luv u like mad She will win u in rage, enchant u in silk Like an ox she can b strong,but then milder milk MOODS OF A MAN Horny :confused: