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    Originally posted by Section6er:

    I got some crazy caribana footage of some female creatures gone wild......Also bonus coverage of ATL girls in buckhead(ask ATL peeps if u7 never had of buckhead) welcoming visitors very well I should say

    some video of a Labadhagax xalimo and Farx's doing the reaggae sandwish dance has been circulating MPLS Gaad sessions lately..... :D:D:D

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    referring to the prize awarded to rumsfeld about the "unknown unknowns", some media critic suggested that rumsfeld is a poetic genius that is often misunderstood! A response to a question posed by the press to an official should not be regarded as artistic expression. i guess his arrogance and intimidating outlook exposed shortsightedness in thought!

    the guy looks like a geeljire especially with his hand gestures and ever-frowning face!

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    After months of inflationary pressure and exterior expansion, sources close to J-Lo's *** are reporting the beefy rump intends to secede from the main body of Ms. Lopez.

     

     

    MAN TRAPPED BETWEEN J-LO's CHEEKS; AMPUTATES ARM TO ESCAPE

    The liberated rump, renamed JaLL-O, will be headlining the Assapalooza Festival in Minneapolis this summer.

    The Lopez mainland and expansive rear territory have been “growing apart for some time now,” according to one source. The two entities have diametrically opposing views on expansion; the former wishes to remain conservative to the point of actually liberating unwanted areas back there. The proposed break-away *** , however, seeks near-limitless expansion, and has increased its boundaries extensively over past months.

     

    “That *** is out of control,” said Al Thompson, noted backdoor expert. “I’ve studied asses for over 25 years; this pattern is nothing new. Today, a few inches; tomorrow, it's requesting separate vacations and an extra seat on SouthWest Airlines. These things take on a life of their own once they get moving, and that thing can move.”

     

    While the "Lopez *** " has been instrumental in gaining their mutual success in years past, the two have recently been witnessed disagreeing over executive decisions such as tea vs. coffee, toast vs. Krispy Kreme, and salad vs. the family val-pack Sarah Lee Bavarian Cream Pie.

     

    While supporters of both factions urge compromise, Ms. Lopez reportedly had expressed willingness to concede the secession with her renowned fat *** . "Booty getting too big for them britches, I say fine, go, who needs you! Jenny from the block ain’t buyin’ no size 16’s."

     

    The Lopez mainland has it’s fair share of sympathizers. “Damn, have you seen the size of that thing?” said Maid in Manhattan actress Natasha Richardson. “That girl got some serious junk in that trunk. She puts any more juice in her caboose and she’ll need a u-Haul trailer to move it around. I say dump that *** , girl.”

     

     

    Shake your money-maker! It takes a few shakes, but once the JaLL-O *** gets swinging, earth orbit can be achieved. A total lunar eclipse can be viewed on Aug. 12

    *** supporters seem predominately male. “Oooh, that butt has got it ALL!” said Maid costar Rolf Fiennes. “I’ll tell you what, that must be jelly ‘cause jam don’t shake like that!” He further added, "Be sure you put an exclamation point on that because 'damn!'"

     

    The Lopez *** intends to not only secede from Ms. Lopez, but to be paid handsomely for “all attention, accolades and advancements associated with the butt during the course of the Lopez career." The undisclosed settlement, like the *** itself, will purportedly be paid in two large lumps.

     

    BET has announced that J-Lo may be removed from its rotation if the separation is completed, though her *** has not directly contributed to her singing career. Said one network exec, “*** put butts in the seats, man. Simple as that."

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    hey sue, I am chickening out of this topic! i don't wish to be known to have strong opinions about anything you (or should I say neo-feminists) advocate for or against rightly or wrongly! for fear of persecution. I have a hint YOU are gonna take over the world some time in my lifetime. HADABA WAA KUU SHEEGAY! GIRL POWER!LOL

     

    hey rudy, aa way gabadhii aad isiin lahayd?

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    ^^probably has warm and funny personality. check out her avatar.

    OG-you must have a security clearance before we share intelligence. Darman knows what i am talking about. He got his retinae scanned in addition to urine, blood and pubic hair samples taken. in case you are wondering about the pubic hair, it's simply for the amusement of the lab technicians. :D

  21. Posted

    sue! you should go back and carefully read what the guys wrote! may be you will see the absurdity of your post!

    bishaaro, are you just jumping on the wagon sister? nothing we said was offensive.

    here is something that may offend women:

    HEY RUDY, I WANT HER! SO, WAA IN AAN KAA KHAYILSIYAA!