Somalicentric.

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  2. Posted

    Nin-yabaan-- "Nothing is wrong, as long as you get paid?" Is that right... Okay, "here try these pills proven to eliminate an erectile dysfuntion" Side-effects-- Mindicir jururuqow, and not to mention an erection lasting until you're placed six feet under ;) But don't worry your pretty little feet... They are paying you "enough money" to construct your own device to hide your erection :D

     

     

    Bman Come oooooooon you know you are not that naive or oblivious to clinical trails, ee what is your deal? a man of your rational thinking (debatable) is surely not considering this. "desperate times call for desperate measures miyaa?" Gartay ;)

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    ^^ Stop it... LOL

    CH-- No ciyaar? I thought we were playing foosball :D

    I am pulling your leg abayo... Kaftaan leh iga aheyd, regarding how much i detest horror movies... But i did go on a date with Rambow... I wore my red head band & errthang (i did it again) LOL sorry!

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    Malika-- LOL baal maa aragtey? reality is scary enough.

     

    If you are that much of an adrenaline junkie i suggest you stick a straw up your fuuto... that should get your epinephrine going.

    Try it with your left hand though, feels just like another person :D

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    Scary movies give me the "heebie jeebies"

    I am liable to do irrational things, like take my bike for a walk.

    That is why i try my best to avoid them as much as possible.

    I had a date with Chuck Norris once, and kalabka suggested watching Twilight :eek:

     

    Me said, “Noooo cirka ii firi” I ran away with my daango, and never looked back, (well i had to go back, forgot to add butter) but after that walahi i didn't look back :D

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    Originally posted by B:

    My friend I arrived before you. Its not my problem you put your link for youtube, post your student IDs pictures and sing Somali songs called nagma(impressive btw).

     

    I joined in Nov 2008. that's 3 months before you joined 'us'!

    Stalker much? :D

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    I don’t know the protocols for this sorts of things, but a human being is a human being at the end of the day. I don’t see why his religion or sexual preference should cloud your judgment... Whatever sins he has committed is between him and ilahay impartialness is necessary here, it is not like your reading the guy’s eulogy (or are you)... LOL

  10. Posted

    Originally posted by nuune:

    leo ugaali aa ii diyaarsan camal
    :D
    oo green ah

    Green? :eek: Ala baaa'ayeey calosha. I don't think ugali is suppose to be that color, unless you mean with "skuma wiki" :D

     

    Malika hiyo ni advice poa sana...

    You know "Asante ya punda ni mateke" ;)

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    GUY, GUYS, All this psychoanalysis is unnecessary, we are not Dr.phil... let’s just give Duqa labo ukun and see what he does with them.

     

    Only two outcomes here;

     

    a) He will make himself something to eat like any reasonable person, (judging from his personality sunny side up i take it)

     

    b) He will sit on it and pretend as though he hatched it... then my friends *Chuckles* that is how we’ll know :D

     

    Trust me it works all the time, worked like a charm for my adeer... This one time he thought balambaallis & shinni could mate, so he made himself a punnett square and... (i've said too much, i have to go now)

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    What’s with the Bman gobitaan? :rolleyes:

    One thread is enough :D

     

    Let’s all hug you guys(i am a hug fanatic in case you haven’t noticed), come a little closer, even the arthritis, back pain, new artificial hip having nomads squeeze in tighter.

     

    *Ahh there we go* Better? icon_razz.gif

     

    New ciyaal ilbaax on the block smile.gif AYYYY! Lmao!

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    looooool i would love to give duuqa a hug & slowly walk away from him backwards :D

     

    I love how when faced with a religious dilemma Somalis are always reiterating “Muslim miyaad tahay mise Gaal?” haha CLASSIC!!!

     

    Nuune-- I am worried for your sanity now, you need more ammo than that to put down ninkan wareersan!

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    Originally posted by Jacaylbaro:

    loooooooooool ,, I did that while still in my parent's house ,,,, and i'm sure all can do that unless they're looking for more ..
    ;)

    LOL Waan kuu

    ;)

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    LOL

    JB no need to judge here, you know you've had your fair share of "Micheal jackson lugta wee lugta waaw" days ;) Nothing wrong w/partying... If done in moderation (can't be a square all your life) Just be real w/it no need for a pretense!

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    "Freedom" this & "freedom" that... Is all i hear w/my friends.

    I am only 22 & i know if i want to move out in order to do something that is not suitable infront of my peoples, then i think that is a reason to NOT DO IT at all!!

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    OOOOOOH COOOOOME ON!!! You don't understand why a mother would be reluctant on letting her own flesh and blood go? seriously? Of course it is harder for somali mothers... (don't make me give you a shpeel) Listen all i know is in the near future when i have a son insha'allah (Artificially inseminates of course) Bananka baan uu turi @ the tender age of 18... Kibir baa niga buxaan!

     

    There is never a right way to fly out of the nest, the best thing i can offer you to do from expereince is to do it gradually. Don't wake up one day & pack up eveything but the kitchen skin.

    slowly transition, and please for the love of god DO NOT become a complete stranger and start acting brand new... Because ma'arkino you will need them (just like B over here & his situation) ;o)

     

    Family la'aan waa rafaad.

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    ^^ Hehe I am sure the same words were uttered by some backwoods odey about the first fuel aircraft ;)

     

    Nuune that is pretty AWESOME, except the thing looks like a grasshopper, I say back to the drawing board as for the Aesthetic sense. But then again anything environmentally constructive never looks good, ends up looking like the ugly cousin of its original :D