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For cryin out loud leave it at dat man why dont u all just bring de violins out?? As far as Im aware Najmo neva said this is my piece of work! & yeah true say u must supply a source and dis dat and de otha. But to be quite frank I couldnt care less where dis article originated from coz at de end of de day it wud just b another name! Whether de name of de author was Cambaro or Cuud or even Hassan or Hussain its doesnt make any difference its a wonderful article and I'll thank Najmo once more for postin it! How do ya'll kno dat Najmo aint de real author in disguise?? Ya'll need to calm down and take a chill pill or 2

Barwaaqo do u mind sharin de info wid us all plz?? I'm really interested I hope it can live up 2 last year coz it was off de hook maybe it will be even better Insha Allah we'll only hav 2 wait and c!

Kevin Little's soca song called 'Turn Me On' (especially de remix wiv a female vocalist) Dont get me wrong guys but its a brilliant tune & I love it (I'll probably get tired of it soon but ima enjoy listenin to it while I like it!) Also any1 who has 2Pac's BetterDayz album I cant remember de title of de song but its de remix wiv Mya and its either track 8 (maybe 7) but its wicked! Wow by Brandy is also a tune I used to adore & still do.

The Clown ur a JOKA mate not a Clown! (well maybe a lil) Yes a woman can hav a male friend, howeva a true male friend is hard to find because like Clown most of them are after 1 thing and 1 thing ONLY! Howeva if u clarify from de beginnin wat ur status is they may back off for a lil while but wheneva they believe they may hav a chance they'll try it, without I doubt-I kno. But girls dont worry, if u r anythin like me, u'll notice the guys attraction for u from de beginnin and all u need to do is make sure u keep ur head up every minute! & why do we always see ourselves as de loosers when a guy try to kiss u?? Believe me girl we aint de loosers they are. Just stand up for urself and tease them until they get slightly angry then walk out-boy trust me dat will get them p***ed off--HardCore! Show them dat 2 can play dat game, howeva walk out when they least expect u 2 do so, u kno once they think they've won-dats when u shud show them once and for all who's in control of the game.

I believe we'd b better off home. U kno wat they say there's no place like home howeva Im tryin to think how my life wud b if I was born in Somalia although my mum joined my dad in Europe 21years ago way b4 the war and everythin but suppose my dad neva came to Europe in 1969 but stayed in the Gulf and travelled to and from Somalia (where my mum wud b). Hmmm dats kinda hard I cant even think dat way. Howeva I often wish I was born in Somalia coz then I'd b able to join in when they talk about de wonderful past most Somalis in the Western world enjoyed prior to de war. Somalia was a country deemed for sucess howeva sum evil people took dat chance away from us but Insha Allah we shall rise and rise like no other nation has ever done b4. I went to Somaliland last summer & I was soo impressed I neva thought our land could be dat beautiful and wheneva I saw destroyed buildings I cud imagine how they must've looked b4 they were destroyed like the big theatre in Hargeysa and some big German built school in Burco and de university of Sheikh and so on. Our country is de most beautiful place I've ever been, u c beauty is not just in fine polished marble floors and sky scrapers. But little things u mite not notice straight away is de wonderful weather, the most beautiful beaches (longest coast line in Africa), de immaculate sky at nite filled wiv de whites and purest stars u'd eva seen, even the difference of colour in de sand! U guys probably havent heard of dis place but Xaji Salah ('miyiga' a place which borders Ethiopia) has de most stunning sand colour, it is soo red it looks like chilli powder! Anyways being surrounded by all dat beauty for 4 weeks was a real eye-opener 4 me & I treasured every moment dat was de only place where I truely felt at home (although Id neva been there) and despite wat de lil Somali kids say about me in de streets it doesnt account or even come close to de racism I experienced in de country of which I was born. I definetely would have been a different person if I'd grown up in Somalia but wats better than being buried in de country of which u were born especially if dat country is a Islamic country. Where will I be buried-I pray to Allah dat it aint de country of which I was born nor any other non-Islamic country! Ameen

I dont care wat any1 says but Hargeysa is de city of love!! I shud kno..

Other things I mite do, u kno when a guy calls up and is being sooo borin dat ur almost fallin asleep and he seems to talk jibberish, well tell him in de middle of his sentence 'hold on a sec' and then put him on hold until he puts de phone down Or even better tell them they are boring u to death and trust me they'll get the hint and hang up (unless they're completely wasted!) Tell a guy (who's just a friend) dat u kno he's feelin u but u dont hav any feelings for him so plz brotha cool it! Then they'll go into defence mode, lool.

Damn I hav a classic I swear dis will piss off even ur best male friends. On Saturday I went to a wedding and for sum funny reason I actually bothered about myself instead of wearin my lovely dirics I wore a really classy midnite blue dress and curled my long hair into a pretty 1930's style (damn I looked and felt HOT!) anyways I bumped into my friend who was wid all de otha boys, I didnt see him until he poked me on my shoulder & he kinda shocked me coz I didnt expect to c him there anyways I just stopped looked up and down at him gav him 'DAT LOOK' and finally just walked off! Well, I tell ya he had neva felt soo small in his entire life & when he called de day after I passed de phone to my cousin sayin I was busy de next time he phoned I answered but was pre-occupied wid other things and dis mornin he called and I had to sorta apologise & I just said well bruv wat did u expect it was dat time of de month and den he was just gobsmacked and kept quiet, loool. It felt good.

"I love u but... :rolleyes: aint in-love wid u!" Aint dat just de best dump-a-guy line eva?? Girls do ya'll feel me?

Lol Shyhem neva mind bruv its probably just one of dem days!

Lool The Clown anytime bruv! U kno u cant win and actually I'll let u hav de honour of choosin de sport coz I'm well gifted- Alxamdulilah & I'll take u out in wateva!

I personally found it a lil simple why dont ya'll try these 4 quuestions and tell me wat u think, same rules apply no use of pen nor paper and u must answer instantly-dont take all day aight! Let's find out just how smart and clever you really are... Ready? ... GO!!! B ASAP..... FIRST QUESTION: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in? * * * * * * * * * * ANSWER: If you answer that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second! Try not to screw up in the next question. To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question. (You know you took too much time!!) SECOND QUESTION: If you overtake the last person, then you are...? * * * * * * * * * * ANSWER: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again! Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?! THIRD QUESTION: Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it! Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total? * * * * * * * * * * ANSWER: Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right? FINAL QUESTION: Mary's father has five daughters: Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter? * * * * * * * * * * ANSWER: Nunu? Nana? Nene? NONO! Of course not. The fifth daughter's name is Mary. Read the question again! So let me kno how it went folks! Peace

I'd like to add somethin to Shyhem walaal u said Originally posted by Shyhem: Now U wonder why some somali men would do anything to avoid somali women raised in the west.This is not civillization,this is stupidity of the highest order. Well this woman wasnt exactly brought up in de west if she's 32years old now and lived in the Netherlands for 10 years dat proves she came to the Netherlands as a woman at the age 22! I was born and raised in de west and I wudnt personally talk about our religion in dat way, but the reason why she is saying these things is because she's lost her sense of direction, she doesnt kno where her life is goin? She's a 'Jahil' and hasnt been taught her religion properly! The place where u hav been brought up doesnt make u wat u r, but de knowledge dat u hav acquired during ur life is wat makes u!! Just like religion cant b linked to certain nationalities only. So in other words those Somali men that would do anythin to avoid us girls (born and brought up in the west) well all I can say is dat they are just as ignorant as de lady who talks about our culture by mixin it up wiv out religion in a negative way!!

MALAIKA dats very sweet of u sis! (dont sign anymore contracts okey, lol Im sure u learnt from ur mistake) I'll do my best 2 keep it up although it doesnt look to good for 2day I doubt I'll b goin 2 de gym as I need to complete my 5000word assignment and I've only done just ova 1500! Although I hav my kit wiv me and my towel I dont think I'll get de time. But then I wont sleep well so on 2nd thought I'll go but only for an hour and a half. (better than no time at all I guess!) Oooh and yesterday de funniest thing eva happened I met dis Somali man in de gym & he kept passin me he didnt think I was Somali but kept starin at me while I was sweatin as thou I wanted 2 set a new world record & so when de treadmill stopped & I had cooled down a lil I said to him 'Ma wax ba kaa lumay?' & he looked at me strangely but didnt say anythin then I said 'ma wax ayaad deydeyeeysaa?' & then he kept quiet for a moment but then asked 'are u Somali?' (in English) & I thought to myself DAMN sum ppl really are dumb! I just replied 'maya' then he left only 2 cum back when I started liftin sum weights & then he asked (in english again) how do u kno Somali then & I said 'hoyadey ayaa ee bartay!' then I said 'I'm from Somalia' & then he said 'no! u aint' & I didnt kno whether to yell at him or throw de weights I had in my hands at him & then I asked him why he'd said dat & he goes Somali girls dont answer back in Somali at dat moment I just burst out laughin I thought he was gona say sumthin like Somali girls dont work out or are not light like u or sumthin like dat but no, he had de bloody nerve to assume dat just because I answered him back in our mother tongue I wasnt a Somali. I swear dis really made me think but damn I must admit I had a great laugh too & in his face I swear I've neva done dat b4 but it was GREAT!

6 months is a long time but mine lasted for a whole YEAR! Dats twice de time FINEST was misleadin de nice guy & damn it was awful tellin him dat I was givin up hope (it sorta helped dat I met my Mr Right durin all dis & he guided me) The only main difference btw me and u is de fact dat I kept tellin dis guy I wasnt on his level. Anyhow FINEST u really ought to sit down wiv de nice guy and tell him how it is tell him u only thought u were friends or dat u were scared wateva it is dont shy away Just do It(sounds like de Nike slogan) U kno dat other geezer u fancied if ur really down for him go 4 it but I think u shud let him go and try ur luck elsewhere u kno there are plenty of animals left in de zoo-just dont pick another monkey, loool. JK gal!

Shamsa I like wat u said & I believe they are valid to some degree yet when Im wiv my man I aint myself- I'm ten times stronger Things aint wat they used to be- they are a million times better! I am wat I am today because of Allah(SWT) my parents brilliant upbringing & my own self and 2moro I'll b wat I am 2day plus wat my man has brought out in me! In contrary to wat u wrote Im a firm believer in de fact dat I am in de relation Allah (SWT) intended me to be in for de rest of my life!

Tagane dats a bit heartless dont u think. I think finestsista2005 did the rite thing by tellin de nice guy u didnt feel de same I've been there and its hard b'coz u dont wanna hurt their feelings but if u go along wiv it sooner or later the truth wud've unveiled and he wud've been even more hurt! Howeva I found it canny dat u cud be trusthful 2 the nice guy yet not to de other 1 (de cute 1) I also fail to understand how u cud even dream of builindin a relationship wiv sum1 when u cant be trustworthy. If I lied to my man he'd not trust me just like u wudnt trust a liar! So fix up in dat department. If u really want de guy back tell him straight dont worry about wat he mite think its not ur job to think for him but its better u do it otherwise u'll contemplate in de future and keep askin urself wat if...

Very well done. I completely agree women are here to hate u and to love you. Make u feel good and make u feel bad. U see we're even wheneva sumthin bad happens sumthin good will follow! Wats better than that?

Curley_Sue I completely agree wiv ya but I was in dat situation for almost a year and I kept tellin de guy I wasnt in love wiv him but all he said was wait and with time u'll c. Nothin happened so I moved on! Ooh and about preferrin to b wiv sum1 who's had a past well to a certain extend its good but it must hav its downsides too (to sum ppl) by the way its brilliant to be a teacher (the rewards are greater!!) U kno wat they say; the person u teach will probably end up better than u!! & boy dat is soo true. Howeva wats important to remember is de fact dat u can infact be a person who has neva had an intimate relationship wiv sum1 else but dat doesnt make u unaware of everythin. Observe and learn from others mistakes!

Xafsa some1 has 2 b innit Ashtia (Magnoona-girl) ur welcome 2 my 1-room shack anytime gal! If u eva come 2 de UK just holla & u'll always hav a place 2 chill as long as ur willin 2 live and share nomad style! :wink: Then we can work out 2gether and dont worry bout Winger he wont mind! Ooh and makin u feel bad is our job, wat else do u hav friends for? (in an even better way thou!):wink:

Xafsa I agree at de end of de day I wasnt oppressed and neither were my people! I mite hav experienced racism but dat has made me wat I am today a level headed, determined young lady who strives for wat she believes in! Black, white, yellow or red doesnt matter! Colour is on de outside its wats on de inside dat counts. Religion comes in all colours so if there was an Muslim designer out there and I liked his/her gear I'd get it just like I'd get it if it was a Christian designer. As long as I like it and I've got de money wat shud stop me? At de end of de day we live in a world were Jews own practically everythin from clothes to public transport and from food outlets to nuclear weapons.

Che_Guevara trust me blood there aint nothin better than fallin in love in ur own home country 2 a lovely tall brother from de UK.

Lioness! I always get wat I want I neva give up I'm determined I'm simple yet complicated

I think its a good idea to get married sooner rather than later but only if ur certain he/she's de one! I'm at uni and I think gettin engaged is de best thing to do and then once u finish ur studies u can move in together and become proper hubby and wifey. Instead of doin sina but its just my thought many people disagree